dank serpico (he/him)
@abh93.bsky.social
bluesky/favorite my skeets/nothing but bluesky/skibidi
i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe
musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to eathotchip.bsky.social
georgian, but not the stalin kind, the lemon pepper wet kind
i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe
musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to eathotchip.bsky.social
georgian, but not the stalin kind, the lemon pepper wet kind
Pinned
*stoner anakin skywalker* i hate resin. it's sticky and it gets everywhere. anyway would you like to smoke some marijuana queen
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A major Middle Eastern state talking about its capital city is ecologically untenable.
I can’t help thinking this should be bigger news.
I can’t help thinking this should be bigger news.
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
A major Middle Eastern state talking about its capital city is ecologically untenable.
I can’t help thinking this should be bigger news.
I can’t help thinking this should be bigger news.
lucy mcbath, more like loser mcbath am i right
god forbid dems take a huge win that was handed to them and do anything but spike it into the concrete www.newsweek.com/full-list-of...
Full list of Democrats voting to condemn socialism as Zohran Mamdani comes to town
The House of Representatives voted on a resolution condemning socialism ahead of President Trump's meeting with Zohran Mamdani.
www.newsweek.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
lucy mcbath, more like loser mcbath am i right
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Isn’t it great to exist
At this point in time?
Where the produce is rotten
But no one’s forgotten
On Strawberry Philadelphia Drive
from “Dayton, Ohio/19 Something & 5” by Guided By Voices, Tonics & Twisted Chasers (1996)
At this point in time?
Where the produce is rotten
But no one’s forgotten
On Strawberry Philadelphia Drive
from “Dayton, Ohio/19 Something & 5” by Guided By Voices, Tonics & Twisted Chasers (1996)
January 24, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Isn’t it great to exist
At this point in time?
Where the produce is rotten
But no one’s forgotten
On Strawberry Philadelphia Drive
from “Dayton, Ohio/19 Something & 5” by Guided By Voices, Tonics & Twisted Chasers (1996)
At this point in time?
Where the produce is rotten
But no one’s forgotten
On Strawberry Philadelphia Drive
from “Dayton, Ohio/19 Something & 5” by Guided By Voices, Tonics & Twisted Chasers (1996)
when is the last time he slapped someone's hand or arm like this? the body language is just incredible. forget fucking him, trump wants to toss the ol' pigskin with mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
when is the last time he slapped someone's hand or arm like this? the body language is just incredible. forget fucking him, trump wants to toss the ol' pigskin with mamdani
imagine how much trump would have made fun of cuomo if he had won and come by for a visit instead. he'd have told him to pull down his pants and cluck like a chicken
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
imagine how much trump would have made fun of cuomo if he had won and come by for a visit instead. he'd have told him to pull down his pants and cluck like a chicken
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Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.
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every time someone goes to meet trump it’s like paying tribute to the king of hamburger castle
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
every time someone goes to meet trump it’s like paying tribute to the king of hamburger castle
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trump (after zohran mamdani charms him for 5 minutes): “we’re looking very strongly at implementing socialism, many people are saying it. they love redistribution of wealth and you’re hearing it more and more. there’s a term, they call it, a centrally planned economy. it’s an old fashioned term”
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
trump (after zohran mamdani charms him for 5 minutes): “we’re looking very strongly at implementing socialism, many people are saying it. they love redistribution of wealth and you’re hearing it more and more. there’s a term, they call it, a centrally planned economy. it’s an old fashioned term”
who voted against this we hate socialism resolution? i can only find the for and present votes
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
who voted against this we hate socialism resolution? i can only find the for and present votes
the "lol trump is gay" jokes suck but c'mon who doesn't wanna suck this dude dry, trump is evil but he's also only human
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
the "lol trump is gay" jokes suck but c'mon who doesn't wanna suck this dude dry, trump is evil but he's also only human
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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The way you know Mamdani is a star is that Trump is a star fucker and this is literally how he acts every time he meets a celebrity.
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The way you know Mamdani is a star is that Trump is a star fucker and this is literally how he acts every time he meets a celebrity.
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Me when the guy who’s plowing my wife gets me a new switch game to keep me busy.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Me when the guy who’s plowing my wife gets me a new switch game to keep me busy.
every time i hear "animal" by goose and they get to the line in the chorus that goes "the monkeys, they work their abdominals," the line sounds a little further from stupid and closer to brilliant, but i also can't help but hear it as "the monkeys, they work out at domino's"
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
every time i hear "animal" by goose and they get to the line in the chorus that goes "the monkeys, they work their abdominals," the line sounds a little further from stupid and closer to brilliant, but i also can't help but hear it as "the monkeys, they work out at domino's"
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
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Shout out to the Republican Jewish Coalition, the ADL, and all their friends for sufficiently destroying what antisemitism means.
This is fucking horrifying.
Swastikas and nooses are just “potentially divisive”? Are you kidding me?
Swastikas and nooses are just “potentially divisive”? Are you kidding me?
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Shout out to the Republican Jewish Coalition, the ADL, and all their friends for sufficiently destroying what antisemitism means.
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the dead ended ’75 in golden gate park at the new age bio-centennial unity fair, put on by a coalition of haight freaks that later organized gay freedom day celebrations. a through-line from the dead & white panthers & angels of light to the birth of the rainbow flag! www.dead.net/deadcast/blu... /3
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
the dead ended ’75 in golden gate park at the new age bio-centennial unity fair, put on by a coalition of haight freaks that later organized gay freedom day celebrations. a through-line from the dead & white panthers & angels of light to the birth of the rainbow flag! www.dead.net/deadcast/blu... /3
i would like it if spencer strider made this dude read marx or at least listen to the housemartins
Atlanta acquires LHP Ryan Rolison from the Colorado Rockies for cash considerations.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
i would like it if spencer strider made this dude read marx or at least listen to the housemartins
i remembering all of y'all posting snake emojis and talking shit about mamdani. y'all will not see heaven
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i remembering all of y'all posting snake emojis and talking shit about mamdani. y'all will not see heaven
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mani 💔
adored.
adored.
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
mani 💔
adored.
adored.
trying not to overstate things but the bassline going into the second half of "i am the resurrection" is one of the most inspired moments of the last 50 years of pop music. and that's only scratching the surface of mani's magic
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
trying not to overstate things but the bassline going into the second half of "i am the resurrection" is one of the most inspired moments of the last 50 years of pop music. and that's only scratching the surface of mani's magic
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Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
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Really good to see this shabby deal ending. Congratulations to the fans who campaigned against it. Let's hope the many other Western sports teams helping Rwanda sportswash its image while occupying eastern Congo will do the same.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Arsenal to end eight-year sponsorship deal with Visit Rwanda in June 2026
Arsenal announce the club will end their eight-year sponsorship deal with Visit Rwanda at the conclusion of the 2025-26 season.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Really good to see this shabby deal ending. Congratulations to the fans who campaigned against it. Let's hope the many other Western sports teams helping Rwanda sportswash its image while occupying eastern Congo will do the same.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...