dank serpico
@abh93.bsky.social
bluesky/favorite my skeets/nothing but bluesky/skibidi
i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe
musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to eathotchip.bsky.social
georgian, but not the stalin kind, the lemon pepper wet kind
i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe
musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to eathotchip.bsky.social
georgian, but not the stalin kind, the lemon pepper wet kind
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@abh93.bsky.social
· Jan 5
MCA: you there boy, what day is-
BB: IT
MIKE D: why it's christmas day
MCA: so i haven't missed shit
AD ROCK: using bad words? you on the naughty-
BB: LIST
MCA: not anymore, i've gone philanthro-
BB: PIST!
BB: IT
MIKE D: why it's christmas day
MCA: so i haven't missed shit
AD ROCK: using bad words? you on the naughty-
BB: LIST
MCA: not anymore, i've gone philanthro-
BB: PIST!
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
the hospital staff as they pumped morphine into my veins
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
the hospital staff as they pumped morphine into my veins
honestly great pick for number 1. love the geese song too. everyone should listen to the new wednesday album which might be their best yet, i liked the smerz song as well. still a lot i need to catch up on from this year tbh
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
honestly great pick for number 1. love the geese song too. everyone should listen to the new wednesday album which might be their best yet, i liked the smerz song as well. still a lot i need to catch up on from this year tbh
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Only three things are inevitable in life
September 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Only three things are inevitable in life
my favorite part of this is that she claimed she called hanks a pedo but didn't mean pedophile. pedo is indeed spanish for fart, but there's no chance she meant that one, we all agree on that right?
The Arizona City Council Member allegedly took the child after she propositioned a colleague for sex at a Turning Point USA event.
Lawmaker who called Tom Hanks a ‘pedo’ sued for allegedly kidnapping colleague’s teen daughter
The Arizona City Council Member allegedly took the child after she propositioned a colleague for sex at a Turning Point USA event.
bit.ly
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
my favorite part of this is that she claimed she called hanks a pedo but didn't mean pedophile. pedo is indeed spanish for fart, but there's no chance she meant that one, we all agree on that right?
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when Michael Phelps was dominating US swimming there was endless coverage of all his genetic advantages. His wingspan, the way his body processed lactic acid, on and on and on. Nobody, not one person, floated the idea of kicking him out of the sport for genetic advantages
“I just have concerns about fairness in sport” - no, you don’t. There’s nothing fair about elite sports. You’re just looking for post hoc justification because we give you the ick
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
when Michael Phelps was dominating US swimming there was endless coverage of all his genetic advantages. His wingspan, the way his body processed lactic acid, on and on and on. Nobody, not one person, floated the idea of kicking him out of the sport for genetic advantages
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
it is TORTURE to have someone repeatedly send me pictures of incredibly thick girls in lingerie
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
it is TORTURE to have someone repeatedly send me pictures of incredibly thick girls in lingerie
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Motherfuckers, we basically beat *cigarettes*. Young people may not remember the total ubiquity of cigarettes in public life, but it was there. People still smoke, but it's *worlds apart*. Never cede ground on hating. We might not be able to destroy AI, but we can shame it back to obscurity.
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Motherfuckers, we basically beat *cigarettes*. Young people may not remember the total ubiquity of cigarettes in public life, but it was there. People still smoke, but it's *worlds apart*. Never cede ground on hating. We might not be able to destroy AI, but we can shame it back to obscurity.
forget lane kiffin, this would be an insanely good hire for the cats
SOURCES: Kentucky is targeting Oregon offensive coordinator Will Stein to be its next head coach, @theathletic.com has learned.
Stein is a Louisville native and former Louisville Cardinals QB. The 36-year-old has done a good job at Oregon with multiple QBs. (Yahoo first reported)
Stein is a Louisville native and former Louisville Cardinals QB. The 36-year-old has done a good job at Oregon with multiple QBs. (Yahoo first reported)
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
forget lane kiffin, this would be an insanely good hire for the cats
real "you don't know what you got 'til it's gone" hours: i gotta be off my feet for a while and i can't play with my kid like i usually would. i used to wish i could take a break from being a dad and read or watch movies. now i can do all that but can't just run around with my kid all day. sucks!
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
real "you don't know what you got 'til it's gone" hours: i gotta be off my feet for a while and i can't play with my kid like i usually would. i used to wish i could take a break from being a dad and read or watch movies. now i can do all that but can't just run around with my kid all day. sucks!
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If Democrats are ever in power again what’s going to happen is the idea of holding this administration accountable for breaking the law every single day is immediately going to be made out as the greater breach of the rules.
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If Democrats are ever in power again what’s going to happen is the idea of holding this administration accountable for breaking the law every single day is immediately going to be made out as the greater breach of the rules.
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it's simply common sense to have someone who has done it before around to give you advice on how to transition
Mamdani appoints trans woman to transition team and right-wingers are predictably outraged
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/28/zohran-mamdani-abby-stein-trans/?utm_content=1764624002&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/28/zohran-mamdani-abby-stein-trans/?utm_content=1764624002&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Mamdani appoints trans woman to transition team and the usual suspects are raging
NYC mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has appointed a Jewish trans woman, Abby Stein, to his transition team and transphobes are, predictably, enraged.
www.thepinknews.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
it's simply common sense to have someone who has done it before around to give you advice on how to transition
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When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
you can trust me not to think
and not to sleep around
and if you don't expect too much from me
you might not be let down
and not to sleep around
and if you don't expect too much from me
you might not be let down
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
you can trust me not to think
and not to sleep around
and if you don't expect too much from me
you might not be let down
and not to sleep around
and if you don't expect too much from me
you might not be let down
destroying the haters with a few small beers
Destroying the haters with a nuclear device
Destroying the haters with a powerful laser beam
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
destroying the haters with a few small beers
watching a recent bomani jones episode and getting ptsd*
*post tebowmania stress disorder
*post tebowmania stress disorder
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
watching a recent bomani jones episode and getting ptsd*
*post tebowmania stress disorder
*post tebowmania stress disorder
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Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
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[trans people fired from all federal jobs]
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
[trans people fired from all federal jobs]
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
anybody know whose signatures those are?
"She hates Christianity" -- Trump rants on Mike Johnson's phone at a Van Epps rally
December 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
anybody know whose signatures those are?
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For World AIDS Day 2025: the stigma of HIV & AIDS was so strong that many avoided talking about their diagnosis until their final days.
In other cases, the families kept the secret for decades after.
Freddie Mercury, Liberace, Rock Hudson, Gia Carangi, Anthony Perkins... and Isaac Asimov.
In other cases, the families kept the secret for decades after.
Freddie Mercury, Liberace, Rock Hudson, Gia Carangi, Anthony Perkins... and Isaac Asimov.
In 1983, science fiction writer Isaac Asimov had triple bypass surgery at NYU Medical Center, during which he contracted HIV from transfusions.
His doctors advised him not to disclose his status because of anti-AIDS sentiment.
He died 1992 from AIDS-related complications.
His doctors advised him not to disclose his status because of anti-AIDS sentiment.
He died 1992 from AIDS-related complications.
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
For World AIDS Day 2025: the stigma of HIV & AIDS was so strong that many avoided talking about their diagnosis until their final days.
In other cases, the families kept the secret for decades after.
Freddie Mercury, Liberace, Rock Hudson, Gia Carangi, Anthony Perkins... and Isaac Asimov.
In other cases, the families kept the secret for decades after.
Freddie Mercury, Liberace, Rock Hudson, Gia Carangi, Anthony Perkins... and Isaac Asimov.
i am dank serpico, and my fibula is broken. AMA
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i am dank serpico, and my fibula is broken. AMA