zoox
@zooxanthela.bsky.social
germinally online
grungler & proud
Stay Calm
Be Kind
Be Aware
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grungler & proud
Stay Calm
Be Kind
Be Aware
(they/it)
Mastodon: https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@germ
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my idea for lowering costs: increase supply
their idea for lowering costs: i really dont know maybe reduce demand what if more people died earlier or didt go to the doctor
their idea for lowering costs: i really dont know maybe reduce demand what if more people died earlier or didt go to the doctor
it's so funny we don't do obvious things to reduce healthcare costs like pay for people to go to medical/nursing school etc.
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
my idea for lowering costs: increase supply
their idea for lowering costs: i really dont know maybe reduce demand what if more people died earlier or didt go to the doctor
their idea for lowering costs: i really dont know maybe reduce demand what if more people died earlier or didt go to the doctor
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I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
senior employee at a minimum wage business who treats every new hire like they're best buds, teaches which rules to bend and break -- closest thing to the Sun archetype this modern era has to offer
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
senior employee at a minimum wage business who treats every new hire like they're best buds, teaches which rules to bend and break -- closest thing to the Sun archetype this modern era has to offer
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How broken is today's frontend culture?
A friend points out that the median *mobile* page is now larger than a copy of DOOM (2.6 MiB vs. 2.48 MiB), the 75th percentile page is more than 2 DOOMs, and the P90 mobile page is 4.5x the size of DOOM:
httparchive.org/reports/page...
A friend points out that the median *mobile* page is now larger than a copy of DOOM (2.6 MiB vs. 2.48 MiB), the 75th percentile page is more than 2 DOOMs, and the P90 mobile page is 4.5x the size of DOOM:
httparchive.org/reports/page...
HTTP Archive: Page Weight
This report tracks the size and quantity of many popular web page resources. Sizes represent the number of bytes sent over the network, which may be compressed.
httparchive.org
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
How broken is today's frontend culture?
A friend points out that the median *mobile* page is now larger than a copy of DOOM (2.6 MiB vs. 2.48 MiB), the 75th percentile page is more than 2 DOOMs, and the P90 mobile page is 4.5x the size of DOOM:
httparchive.org/reports/page...
A friend points out that the median *mobile* page is now larger than a copy of DOOM (2.6 MiB vs. 2.48 MiB), the 75th percentile page is more than 2 DOOMs, and the P90 mobile page is 4.5x the size of DOOM:
httparchive.org/reports/page...
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trump isn't "destroying the economy" hes teaching us all the True Meaning Of Christmas
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
trump isn't "destroying the economy" hes teaching us all the True Meaning Of Christmas
thinkin bout how weed makes me internally antisocial but externally likeable. doesn't seem like it should be like that.
November 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
thinkin bout how weed makes me internally antisocial but externally likeable. doesn't seem like it should be like that.
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was just reminded of an old great thread on Doomworld: the Doom level progress diagram. it was created to address the age old question about when a map should be considered linear or non-linear www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/...
October 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
was just reminded of an old great thread on Doomworld: the Doom level progress diagram. it was created to address the age old question about when a map should be considered linear or non-linear www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/...
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halo is just wifed up doom guy on ringworld lv-426 with an orchestra following him around send tweet
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
halo is just wifed up doom guy on ringworld lv-426 with an orchestra following him around send tweet
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i made a helpful reference
September 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i made a helpful reference
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The problem with computer jobs is that it's all in your head. You can't touch or eat the code you write, it's too abstract. You need to find something to make with your hands if you want to stay okay
October 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The problem with computer jobs is that it's all in your head. You can't touch or eat the code you write, it's too abstract. You need to find something to make with your hands if you want to stay okay
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They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men
October 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men
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wizard frog is insane
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
wizard frog is insane
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funny ass ai image to post as the ceo of a not actually really decentralized social media service that could already be more decentralized if they cared
October 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
funny ass ai image to post as the ceo of a not actually really decentralized social media service that could already be more decentralized if they cared
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i guess AI hasn't been trained on the fediverse symbol, which does not make this mistake
October 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
i guess AI hasn't been trained on the fediverse symbol, which does not make this mistake
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the funny thing is jay could have just shut the fuck up
October 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
the funny thing is jay could have just shut the fuck up
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oh this video rules it's literally perfect
September 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
oh this video rules it's literally perfect
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me, realizing there's no good term for "food I brought to the office to share with everyone" and panicking mid-post to the work slack: the birthday cake in the fridge is free use!
September 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
me, realizing there's no good term for "food I brought to the office to share with everyone" and panicking mid-post to the work slack: the birthday cake in the fridge is free use!
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shit like this is going to make like literally 1 million people who do not give a shit about anything really and do not watch the news really irritated
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
shit like this is going to make like literally 1 million people who do not give a shit about anything really and do not watch the news really irritated