Auld Andy Syne
@yourlamentablefriends.com
Doughy guy, actor, filmmaker, retro buff, and future ghost from Seattle. Currently editing Gamers 4: Dorkness Falls and doomscrolling at a collegiate level.
I don't have a lot of friends. This is part of it. #LowerDecks
January 19, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I don't have a lot of friends. This is part of it. #LowerDecks
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This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
January 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM
This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
Scuttling the ship IS a valid strategy.
January 19, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Scuttling the ship IS a valid strategy.
I wonder what sound it will make.
Hollow and dull? Short and sharp?
I wonder how far it will roll.
No basket is deserved.
One last feat.
I wonder if it will smile, or simply go slack.
But mostly, I wonder what sound it will make.
Hollow and dull? Short and sharp?
I wonder how far it will roll.
No basket is deserved.
One last feat.
I wonder if it will smile, or simply go slack.
But mostly, I wonder what sound it will make.
January 19, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I wonder what sound it will make.
Hollow and dull? Short and sharp?
I wonder how far it will roll.
No basket is deserved.
One last feat.
I wonder if it will smile, or simply go slack.
But mostly, I wonder what sound it will make.
Hollow and dull? Short and sharp?
I wonder how far it will roll.
No basket is deserved.
One last feat.
I wonder if it will smile, or simply go slack.
But mostly, I wonder what sound it will make.
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The feds cutting off state authorities from access to the evidence and then not investigating the case themselves seems like a massive criminal conspiracy to me
BREAM: Is the FBI investigating the ICE agent who shot Renee Good?
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
January 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM
The feds cutting off state authorities from access to the evidence and then not investigating the case themselves seems like a massive criminal conspiracy to me
Easy gryftobro block.
January 19, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Easy gryftobro block.
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Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
January 19, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.
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Also, Bill Ackman apparently funding this kind of junk science anti-vax bullshit seems like a bigger deal as well.
January 18, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Also, Bill Ackman apparently funding this kind of junk science anti-vax bullshit seems like a bigger deal as well.
I think about the trope of Nazi hunters carving symbols into their skin to brand them and how this batch already did it to themselves and how everyone not screaming at the absurdity was just totally ok with it. A lot.
January 19, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I think about the trope of Nazi hunters carving symbols into their skin to brand them and how this batch already did it to themselves and how everyone not screaming at the absurdity was just totally ok with it. A lot.
It's George Liquor's cousin, Boot.
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
It's George Liquor's cousin, Boot.
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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I forgot for a second you have to qualify every single thing and account for every context from which you're joking from in 300 characters or you're a piece of shit lmao oops sorry
January 19, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I forgot for a second you have to qualify every single thing and account for every context from which you're joking from in 300 characters or you're a piece of shit lmao oops sorry
This retelling of Hamlet Act V scene II sucks.
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 19, 2026 at 12:03 AM
This retelling of Hamlet Act V scene II sucks.
Gavin Newsom being Osric to BEN SHAPIRO'S Hamlet is a failing of governance and he should walk away right now.
Osric. Fucking OSRIC.
Osric. Fucking OSRIC.
January 19, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Gavin Newsom being Osric to BEN SHAPIRO'S Hamlet is a failing of governance and he should walk away right now.
Osric. Fucking OSRIC.
Osric. Fucking OSRIC.
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I'd rather see a picture of the other guy's dump than the frosted chudknuckle who "made" it, but seeing him standing in front of a legitimate piece of art in his own humiliation is pretty ok.
January 18, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I'd rather see a picture of the other guy's dump than the frosted chudknuckle who "made" it, but seeing him standing in front of a legitimate piece of art in his own humiliation is pretty ok.
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(guy who has historically abetted and profited from, is currently abetting and profiting from, and will continue to abet and profit from the fascist regime voice) I think people on the left should be nicer to me
January 18, 2026 at 10:03 PM
(guy who has historically abetted and profited from, is currently abetting and profiting from, and will continue to abet and profit from the fascist regime voice) I think people on the left should be nicer to me
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These are concentration camps. And these are the numbers they're comfortable sharing.
This is the sixth death in ICE custody in 18 days. This isn’t enforcement, it’s a system that cages people, outsources care, and shrugs when they die. Abolish ICE.
January 18, 2026 at 9:38 PM
These are concentration camps. And these are the numbers they're comfortable sharing.
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Listen, EVERYBODY thinks their dog is the best dog, but here's the thing: they're right
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Listen, EVERYBODY thinks their dog is the best dog, but here's the thing: they're right
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BRENNAN: Tell me about the officer, Jonathan Ross
KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement
BRENNAN: His name is public
NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said
KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement
BRENNAN: His name is public
NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said
January 18, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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Yep. Call your reps, tell them ICE OUT OF OUR CITIES, then ABOLISH and DEFUND ICE. No "training," no body cams, no "reform." Just shut 'em down.
Find your reps here: reps.fyi
Find your reps here: reps.fyi
The political ground is shifting on ICE. Your own Dem rep or senator may not have caught up yet. Now - before the 1/30 funding deadline - is the time to push.
Arizona’s @gallego.senate.gov : "I think ICE needs to be totally torn down… People want immigration enforcement that goes after criminals, not the goon squad that has come from Stephen Miller and Trump."
January 18, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Yep. Call your reps, tell them ICE OUT OF OUR CITIES, then ABOLISH and DEFUND ICE. No "training," no body cams, no "reform." Just shut 'em down.
Find your reps here: reps.fyi
Find your reps here: reps.fyi
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I think we’re all, myself included,
under reacting to the Government declaring multiple times that ICE has “absolute immunity.”
This was the EXACT line the Gestapo/SS and a dozen other genocidal nations throughout modern history crossed that led to unleashing the darkest of horrors.
under reacting to the Government declaring multiple times that ICE has “absolute immunity.”
This was the EXACT line the Gestapo/SS and a dozen other genocidal nations throughout modern history crossed that led to unleashing the darkest of horrors.
January 18, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I think we’re all, myself included,
under reacting to the Government declaring multiple times that ICE has “absolute immunity.”
This was the EXACT line the Gestapo/SS and a dozen other genocidal nations throughout modern history crossed that led to unleashing the darkest of horrors.
under reacting to the Government declaring multiple times that ICE has “absolute immunity.”
This was the EXACT line the Gestapo/SS and a dozen other genocidal nations throughout modern history crossed that led to unleashing the darkest of horrors.