Auld Andy Syne
@yourlamentablefriends.com
Doughy guy, actor, filmmaker, retro buff, and future ghost from Seattle. Currently editing Gamers 4: Dorkness Falls and doomscrolling at a collegiate level.
Credit: TopZ-Undercover (Reddit)
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
January 21, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Credit: TopZ-Undercover (Reddit)
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
What's your least favorite holiday tradition? Mine's pretending like the people I vote for will do anything for anyone but corporate pirates.
January 21, 2026 at 12:48 AM
What's your least favorite holiday tradition? Mine's pretending like the people I vote for will do anything for anyone but corporate pirates.
Every 'alpha male' GOPer has an image of themselves as a 6' tall tank with a 10" dick and a 135 IQ.
Anyway, here's Greg Bovino standing next to some 5' 9" nazis.
Anyway, here's Greg Bovino standing next to some 5' 9" nazis.
January 21, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Every 'alpha male' GOPer has an image of themselves as a 6' tall tank with a 10" dick and a 135 IQ.
Anyway, here's Greg Bovino standing next to some 5' 9" nazis.
Anyway, here's Greg Bovino standing next to some 5' 9" nazis.
Just a reminder that @mikemcmahan.bsky.social had the right of it. Though, you should NOT print out a sheet of these and slap tag them. You totally should not do that even though 6 fit nicely on an A4 sheet and are nice and readable from 20 feet away. Definitely don't put them over Flock lenses.
January 20, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Just a reminder that @mikemcmahan.bsky.social had the right of it. Though, you should NOT print out a sheet of these and slap tag them. You totally should not do that even though 6 fit nicely on an A4 sheet and are nice and readable from 20 feet away. Definitely don't put them over Flock lenses.
I don't have a lot of friends. This is part of it. #LowerDecks
January 19, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I don't have a lot of friends. This is part of it. #LowerDecks
Keep it up. Some of us are stat bumping for that! Even if most aren't. (Related, but not directly...I just think it's funny)
January 18, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Keep it up. Some of us are stat bumping for that! Even if most aren't. (Related, but not directly...I just think it's funny)
When I say "send noods," this is what I mean. This and butthole.
January 18, 2026 at 12:50 AM
When I say "send noods," this is what I mean. This and butthole.
No new pictures. Where your head at?
January 17, 2026 at 11:16 PM
No new pictures. Where your head at?
I do wish I could art better. Anyway, thanks for the heel turn, @timwalzparody.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 7:12 AM
I do wish I could art better. Anyway, thanks for the heel turn, @timwalzparody.bsky.social
[Adding alt text, c'mon...]
"Enter, but slowly. Let's see what we're dealing with."
"Enter, but slowly. Let's see what we're dealing with."
January 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
[Adding alt text, c'mon...]
"Enter, but slowly. Let's see what we're dealing with."
"Enter, but slowly. Let's see what we're dealing with."
The Downing Street Mysteries reboot just got a truncated name.
January 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The Downing Street Mysteries reboot just got a truncated name.
Expecting the four moderates of the apocalypse to do anything? Lemme just hold my breath.
January 12, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Expecting the four moderates of the apocalypse to do anything? Lemme just hold my breath.
What four classic video games to you find yourself replaying no matter how old they are?
January 12, 2026 at 1:58 AM
What four classic video games to you find yourself replaying no matter how old they are?
Johnny Dangerously has some timeless moments.
January 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Johnny Dangerously has some timeless moments.
"Can you make us stop?"
January 11, 2026 at 6:55 AM
"Can you make us stop?"
This "Remove AI Thumbnails" plugin works great!
January 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
This "Remove AI Thumbnails" plugin works great!
The two tech giants popularizing the adoption of Linux by the general public.
January 9, 2026 at 11:31 PM
The two tech giants popularizing the adoption of Linux by the general public.
AI 'author' who harasses people who call them out for using AI (and send fake copyright notices, despite there being zero legal standing for AI texts)
Left text from the AI offering to 'punch up' what it just wrote.
One of the many breakdowns: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHxH...
Left text from the AI offering to 'punch up' what it just wrote.
One of the many breakdowns: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHxH...
January 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
AI 'author' who harasses people who call them out for using AI (and send fake copyright notices, despite there being zero legal standing for AI texts)
Left text from the AI offering to 'punch up' what it just wrote.
One of the many breakdowns: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHxH...
Left text from the AI offering to 'punch up' what it just wrote.
One of the many breakdowns: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHxH...
Yet another remake of some dogcrap from the 00s. (reup with correct emphasis in credits)
![A movie poster, white text on black.
Text:
From the inaction that brought you Bush and Bush II: Cocaine Dreams
comes a tale of apathy seven decades in the making.
THE ICE CAPITULATORS
present
WAR
on (crossed out with blood and changed to 'of')
TERROR
A Court Stacked by Billionaire Handlers
A Minority Leader Who Gave Up Before Breakfast
A President Who Puts "Child" in the Word Therapist
starring career dems kiting lobbyists, reaganomics, citizens united, and years of neoliberal lies
produced by stephen miller furiously masturbating to mein kampf and elon musk still mad that he broke his own dick so he's undressing kids about it
music by toby keith dick deep in an F350 distorted by dog murderer kristi noem and whatever is holding pam bondi together. Hatred and vodka probably
also starring cbs and the new york times as The moronatron: the mouth of the godking
and The Ghost of henry kissenger as The Moochick
precomplying NOW at a theater owned
by one of two companies near you
All proceeds benefit the "Getting Erica Kirk some of that
Pleather-Scented Vance Hog™" Fund.
[A logo of the GOP elephant mounting the DEM donkey with the production name Bipartisan Bullshit]
"Reacharounding across the aisle."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ap27r2vrhui7xz3z4okbnjrx/bafkreic336cvufh2s2enfvdhxwo2ub6ju5qr3j34hujfwteyp67lpn6kzq@jpeg)
January 8, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Yet another remake of some dogcrap from the 00s. (reup with correct emphasis in credits)