Severed Hand Turkey
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Severed Hand Turkey
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can't be sure "Monday" wasn't a typo/auto fill slip for "mundane" and now thinking "Monday" should be the new "mid".
with something as simple as a jar of salsa for a marinade/simmer sauce.

i like chipotle or fire roasted for thighs, verde or tomatillo for breasts.

quick and easy for tacos or bowls all week, or even into simple enchiladas or a curry dish.
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I’m at the stage in my cold where once every hour or so I let loose a sneeze that’s like a pipe bomb going off in a metal trashcan. My poor cat will never forgive me.
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
is Tatooine more desolate because the moisture farmers are taking every possible drop and not letting any get into the ground?
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The Very Late Early 60s Halloween mix is up now at Patreon. I did consider putting it up on Mixcloud but this would be a very much sub-optimal time to do that - so I'm just calling it a Patreon exclusive, and the proper launch can be next Halloween.

www.patreon.com/posts/hallow...
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Oh you think the Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald is funny? My father was killed in a Gordon Lightfoot song you son of a bitch (not that one; it was Sundown)
can it even be called a "break-in" at this point?
absolute banger.

for a similar vibe, but belter tone, also with backstory, the spiritual precursor:

Joey by Concrete Blonde

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Concrete Blonde - Joey
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A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
you say "Thank you." and keep moving
gods bless podcasts.

#also

don't think about how your hotel room may get cleaned, but no guarantee that teevee remote got wiped down.
never considered or heard the idea Allison could be a witch plotting the return of the sisters, but from what we see at her parents' party?

my head cannon is Hocus Pocus is an Eyes Wide Shut prequel.
(though that probably should be Golden Lace...)
terrific and fun listen!

a notion about your Golden Girls horror show, can't get the name 'Arsenic and Gold Lace' out of my head.
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Hi. After some water & an avocado, I’ve decided to continue not dealing with the fact that during my epic run today a squirrel fell from a tree & onto my shoulder before unsuccessfully parkouring into a bush & landing upside down. I kept running then & I simply refuse to acknowledge it now.
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RIP Adam Greenberg
He was the superb cinematographer who shot Near Dark (watch it!), Terminator 2: Judgment Day and, of course, The Terminator, which means he’s responsible for one of my favourite shots in cinema that also coined a new genre for its film:
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People were turning butter churns into lamps it was a bad time
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If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
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