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James Kochalka Superstar @kochalka.bsky.social · 3d

Hollow Head

(and you can see the rough draft here: www.patreon.com/posts/hollow... )

HOLLoW HEAD
I'm
HOLLOW
HEAD ANd the leaves
aRe
DEAD. That's
ScaRY
There's only ONE thing
that can
save us Now.. More
caNdy
TRICK
TREAT
-JAMES KOCHALKA

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Severed Hand Turkey @youdummy.bsky.social · 4h

can't be sure "Monday" wasn't a typo/auto fill slip for "mundane" and now thinking "Monday" should be the new "mid".

Severed Hand Turkey @youdummy.bsky.social · 4h

with something as simple as a jar of salsa for a marinade/simmer sauce.

i like chipotle or fire roasted for thighs, verde or tomatillo for breasts.

quick and easy for tacos or bowls all week, or even into simple enchiladas or a curry dish.

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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 9h

I’m at the stage in my cold where once every hour or so I let loose a sneeze that’s like a pipe bomb going off in a metal trashcan. My poor cat will never forgive me.

My little void cat reemerges from hiding, staring at me in terror.

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 19h

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

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Severed Hand Turkey @youdummy.bsky.social · 11h

is Tatooine more desolate because the moisture farmers are taking every possible drop and not letting any get into the ground?

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Centuries of Sound @centuriesofsound.bsky.social · 15h

The Very Late Early 60s Halloween mix is up now at Patreon. I did consider putting it up on Mixcloud but this would be a very much sub-optimal time to do that - so I'm just calling it a Patreon exclusive, and the proper launch can be next Halloween.

www.patreon.com/posts/hallow...

The cover of "Halloween 1960-1964" - Quivers Down The Backbone"

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15h

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

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Thanks For The Turkey, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 15h

Oh you think the Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald is funny? My father was killed in a Gordon Lightfoot song you son of a bitch (not that one; it was Sundown)

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Severed Hand Turkey @youdummy.bsky.social · 17h

can it even be called a "break-in" at this point?

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Severed Hand Turkey @youdummy.bsky.social · 18h

King Roland of Druidia, from Spaceballs The Movie, it's Dick van Patten in a classic red velvet robe with black speckled white fur collar, long brown hair in curly Shirley Temple locks, he is excited -- The Louvre password is as dumb as his code to the airlock.

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Severed Hand Turkey @youdummy.bsky.social · 18h

absolute banger.

for a similar vibe, but belter tone, also with backstory, the spiritual precursor:

Joey by Concrete Blonde

youtu.be/OdpTcvSn8HQ

Concrete Blonde - Joey

YouTube video by ConcreteBlondeVEVO

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Severed Hand Turkey @youdummy.bsky.social · 22h

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.

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Severed Hand Turkey @youdummy.bsky.social · 23h

you say "Thank you." and keep moving

Severed Hand Turkey @youdummy.bsky.social · 23h

gods bless podcasts.

#also

don't think about how your hotel room may get cleaned, but no guarantee that teevee remote got wiped down.

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Severed Hand Turkey @youdummy.bsky.social · 1d

never considered or heard the idea Allison could be a witch plotting the return of the sisters, but from what we see at her parents' party?

my head cannon is Hocus Pocus is an Eyes Wide Shut prequel.

Severed Hand Turkey @youdummy.bsky.social · 1d

(though that probably should be Golden Lace...)

Severed Hand Turkey @youdummy.bsky.social · 1d

terrific and fun listen!

a notion about your Golden Girls horror show, can't get the name 'Arsenic and Gold Lace' out of my head.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 1d

Hi. After some water & an avocado, I’ve decided to continue not dealing with the fact that during my epic run today a squirrel fell from a tree & onto my shoulder before unsuccessfully parkouring into a bush & landing upside down. I kept running then & I simply refuse to acknowledge it now.

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 1d

RIP Adam Greenberg
He was the superb cinematographer who shot Near Dark (watch it!), Terminator 2: Judgment Day and, of course, The Terminator, which means he’s responsible for one of my favourite shots in cinema that also coined a new genre for its film: