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@yeofbigarms.bsky.social
Pretty fly for a wife guy
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i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured
the zoom out was 🤌
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured
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On this, the day of my birth, I am pleased to announce that I will be launching my next publication, THE GREATER REALITY AREA, on JANUARY 3RD, 2026. It has been several years since NORTH OF REALITY, and here shall begin my long awaited return to the fray! New logo by @tinyobscurae.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
On this, the day of my birth, I am pleased to announce that I will be launching my next publication, THE GREATER REALITY AREA, on JANUARY 3RD, 2026. It has been several years since NORTH OF REALITY, and here shall begin my long awaited return to the fray! New logo by @tinyobscurae.bsky.social
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The shadow is the body and he casts the man
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The shadow is the body and he casts the man
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“The number one thing that we’re here to defend as artists is humanity… We’re here not to think about makes human life easy, what makes it convenient, but what it’s like to actually live.”
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
“The number one thing that we’re here to defend as artists is humanity… We’re here not to think about makes human life easy, what makes it convenient, but what it’s like to actually live.”
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Lload-bearing tweet for me and no one else
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Lload-bearing tweet for me and no one else
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I hate it when my family argues about politics at Thanksgiving. My Independent Dad is yelling at my Covenanter cousin for allying with the king while my Fifth Monarchist uncle keeps making cryptic pronouncements about the Book of Daniel, and here I am, a Leveller.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I hate it when my family argues about politics at Thanksgiving. My Independent Dad is yelling at my Covenanter cousin for allying with the king while my Fifth Monarchist uncle keeps making cryptic pronouncements about the Book of Daniel, and here I am, a Leveller.
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it's after midnight Eastern time which means it's the one day of the year you can rummage around inside the turkey and pull the neck out and show everyone and say they left the turkey's dick in there
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
it's after midnight Eastern time which means it's the one day of the year you can rummage around inside the turkey and pull the neck out and show everyone and say they left the turkey's dick in there
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Weird how when a Boonta Vista hikikomori leftist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with BPD hoes and neckbeards in the notifications.
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Weird how when a Boonta Vista hikikomori leftist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with BPD hoes and neckbeards in the notifications.
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this cop wanted a shuppet, who is attracted to negative emotion, so he could use it to find people before they commit crimes. first thing it did was go to his wife who reluctantly revealed she’s resentful of how much he works and is never home.
it’s a fucking yakuza substory.
it’s a fucking yakuza substory.
October 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
this cop wanted a shuppet, who is attracted to negative emotion, so he could use it to find people before they commit crimes. first thing it did was go to his wife who reluctantly revealed she’s resentful of how much he works and is never home.
it’s a fucking yakuza substory.
it’s a fucking yakuza substory.
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is it good when the dems in the house of representatives start calling for the senate to be abolished
I don't know what the Senate is going to do. But if they do in fact fold in exchange for nothing, they will be living up to past performance. To expect the Senate to carry out the will of the American people is to misunderstand why it was created in the first place.
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
is it good when the dems in the house of representatives start calling for the senate to be abolished
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You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
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I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice… yeah, he accepted it all three times. Seems ambitious
Which he did thrice… yeah, he accepted it all three times. Seems ambitious
i had to see this for myself.
i support this message. i hope they spread it far and wide.
i support this message. i hope they spread it far and wide.
October 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice… yeah, he accepted it all three times. Seems ambitious
Which he did thrice… yeah, he accepted it all three times. Seems ambitious
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My most retvrn opinion is that the American government was built for thirteen states and to thirteen states it should retvrn
October 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My most retvrn opinion is that the American government was built for thirteen states and to thirteen states it should retvrn
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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ever since getting an inversion table i've had the thought that i should hang upside down by it in the driveway and when someone comes home i can say "hello clarice" like hannibal lecter but i think it might only be funny to me
October 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
ever since getting an inversion table i've had the thought that i should hang upside down by it in the driveway and when someone comes home i can say "hello clarice" like hannibal lecter but i think it might only be funny to me
How come every canned and bottled drink is sweet? Where are my savory beverages? Why can’t I get a can of bone broth from the Wawa?
October 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
How come every canned and bottled drink is sweet? Where are my savory beverages? Why can’t I get a can of bone broth from the Wawa?
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2010s: be sure to put some sort of dog interaction in your game for a Polygon writeup
2020s: be sure to put a perfect square of negative space in your HUD for Northernlion to nest in
2020s: be sure to put a perfect square of negative space in your HUD for Northernlion to nest in
October 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
2010s: be sure to put some sort of dog interaction in your game for a Polygon writeup
2020s: be sure to put a perfect square of negative space in your HUD for Northernlion to nest in
2020s: be sure to put a perfect square of negative space in your HUD for Northernlion to nest in
[Standup set on Giedi Prime] Those fremen are too worried about the pre-spice mass to consider the pre-wife bath. Those guys stink, am I right??
[Complete silence, someone coughs]
[Baron Harkonnen glides over and slits his throat]
[Complete silence, someone coughs]
[Baron Harkonnen glides over and slits his throat]
October 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
[Standup set on Giedi Prime] Those fremen are too worried about the pre-spice mass to consider the pre-wife bath. Those guys stink, am I right??
[Complete silence, someone coughs]
[Baron Harkonnen glides over and slits his throat]
[Complete silence, someone coughs]
[Baron Harkonnen glides over and slits his throat]
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I LOVE WATCHING MY 36 YEAR OLD STREAMER JACK OFF
October 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I LOVE WATCHING MY 36 YEAR OLD STREAMER JACK OFF
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Has enough time passed where I can point out this was posted early in a week which would get much worse
September 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Has enough time passed where I can point out this was posted early in a week which would get much worse