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Gerald
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Just trying to find my way in the big, crazy, mixed-up world.
He/Him
Punch a Nazi everyday!
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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While we're at it, why do we pay for a fire department when most houses don't even burn down.
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The American Eagle thing spread on Twitter. So many things people claim are bad about Bluesky are actually things that are bad about Twitter
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Don't trust Erin Reed or give her money part ten billion and six
erin reed is a grifter and a money suck mini thread
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Attention @seananmcguire.bsky.social fans! We’re pleased to announce a new mega-collection by Seanan (600+ pages, with 16 never-before-published stories!), Velveteen vs. the Consequences of Her Actions. Full details and preorder info here: subterraneanpress.com/newsannounci...
Announcing VELVETEEN VS. THE CONSEQUENCES OF HER ACTIONS by Seanan McGuire
We’re pleased to announce some of Seanan McGuire’s rarest—and previously unpublished—stories in the new mega-collection (over 600 pages), Velveteen vs. the Consequences of Her ...
subterraneanpress.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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“Hopefully the Republicans may hear us” may be the dumbest sentence I’ve heard uttered since her colleague from Maine said Trump “learned his lesson” after his first impeachment.
Democratic Senator Shaheen says "Hopefully the Republicans may hear us."
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Eastern US Teabagged By Arctic Blast
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Debate in a Twitch chat I'm in:

Is it considered doxxing yourself if you just put the most general coordinates on a map for your location?

For example, my city is about 45N by 75W. Beyond that, you don't know where I live.
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I have now read many smart people explaining what and why the dem senate did and I stand by this. My hopes for a better America do not rest on the current class of Democratic Senators.
I am not going to let Schumer and 8 center-right Democrats bring me down. We won on Tuesday. We're gonna keep winning. Just keep telling the stories of what the Trump administration is doing and how it's making lives so much harder, about the corruption, the incompetence, the violence.
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Surprised, but thrilled actually. Marriage equality is safe for now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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putting her phone in a pouch would have made her killers less transphobic and violent?
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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headlines love to implicate sentience on the part of ai, but take a quick read and realize this is just guys in trenches throwing slop at each other in the imaginary slop war
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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I wonder if Nancy Pelosi decided to announce her retirement this week because she knew this deal was coming…
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Find your senators at reps.fyi or call 202-224-3121
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Places not to FaceTime people:

1) In public, as no one needs to hear your conversation.

2) That is all.

Thank you for listening.
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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We hit our 100th $5 donation last night so I’ll be making the $500 matching donation as promised in the next day or two. If anyone else would like to join me in my matching donation I wouldn’t say no 😛 desertbus.org

And thanks to everyone who’s donated so far! We’re already over $5000!!! 🥳
And to spice it up just a little bit, I will match the first 100 donations of $5USD exactly that are made before the start of the run. Obviously it’ll be great if we get more, but I figure that’s likely what my goof would have cost me 😃.

So head over to desertbus.org and get those $5 donations in!
Desert Bus 2025
A charity fundraising marathon in support of Child's Play Charity.
desertbus.org
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I have a relatively new partner. We have been together now since the beginning of April. I love them, and they love me. I'm happy with them, but sometimes I still don't feel desirable.
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Shout out to Lee_Bee_Arts (instagram) for this lil sign!
#artbyhumans
November 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Trump called Biden “sleepy,” because Trump is an old man who struggles to stay awake.

Trump called Hillary “crooked,” because Trump is incredibly crooked.

Trump called Ted Cruz “lyin’” because Trump is a serial liar.

We’re a decade into this. How do people still not get it?
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM