Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕
@woodyphi.bsky.social
Est. 7/23/2023
User #366,132
💙🌊I block all MAGA. F orange bag o’shit
Atheist. Keep it to yourself
No DM unless permission
No Porn/bear shit!
US expat living in Mexico
I ❤️ RUSH, IPAs, margaritas,🐈🐈⬛ 🐈, ND☘️, al pastor tacos, funny people & walks on my beach
User #366,132
💙🌊I block all MAGA. F orange bag o’shit
Atheist. Keep it to yourself
No DM unless permission
No Porn/bear shit!
US expat living in Mexico
I ❤️ RUSH, IPAs, margaritas,🐈🐈⬛ 🐈, ND☘️, al pastor tacos, funny people & walks on my beach
Pinned
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Tikanui Smith
Professional Big Wave Surfer From Moorea
Professional Big Wave Surfer From Moorea
December 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Tikanui Smith
Professional Big Wave Surfer From Moorea
Professional Big Wave Surfer From Moorea
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harvey.the.tux
Kayleigh & Harvey | Cat Adventures
"Toe Bean Advent Calendar - Day 10 🤍🐾"
Kayleigh & Harvey | Cat Adventures
"Toe Bean Advent Calendar - Day 10 🤍🐾"
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
harvey.the.tux
Kayleigh & Harvey | Cat Adventures
"Toe Bean Advent Calendar - Day 10 🤍🐾"
Kayleigh & Harvey | Cat Adventures
"Toe Bean Advent Calendar - Day 10 🤍🐾"
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Good morning BlueSky
That name again is Mr Plow
😁
That name again is Mr Plow
😁
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Good morning BlueSky
That name again is Mr Plow
😁
That name again is Mr Plow
😁
Bagillion dollar idea o’the day:
*opening up the baby wipes lid. in my best Gandolf voice*
You! Shall! Not! Flush!!
*opening up the baby wipes lid. in my best Gandolf voice*
You! Shall! Not! Flush!!
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Bagillion dollar idea o’the day:
*opening up the baby wipes lid. in my best Gandolf voice*
You! Shall! Not! Flush!!
*opening up the baby wipes lid. in my best Gandolf voice*
You! Shall! Not! Flush!!
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So we pay the food tariffs through higher grocery prices, then we pay $12 billion (through our taxes) to bail out the farmers because of the tariffs.
In the mean time, grocery prices are still up. Because... tariffs.
It's a lose-lose-lose situation for American consumers.
In the mean time, grocery prices are still up. Because... tariffs.
It's a lose-lose-lose situation for American consumers.
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
So we pay the food tariffs through higher grocery prices, then we pay $12 billion (through our taxes) to bail out the farmers because of the tariffs.
In the mean time, grocery prices are still up. Because... tariffs.
It's a lose-lose-lose situation for American consumers.
In the mean time, grocery prices are still up. Because... tariffs.
It's a lose-lose-lose situation for American consumers.
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This MFer, Tim Cotton, trying to spin drug kingpins for his wannabe king
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This MFer, Tim Cotton, trying to spin drug kingpins for his wannabe king
Do you remember Jamie Lee Curtis’s frizzed out hair in Halloween? Yeah, that movie wasn’t believable at all.
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Do you remember Jamie Lee Curtis’s frizzed out hair in Halloween? Yeah, that movie wasn’t believable at all.
Spoiler alert: they taste like chicken.
panda express is made from real pandas
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Spoiler alert: they taste like chicken.
Yes. And the neighbors requested that I keep the curtains closed next time.
did anyone try bojangling it
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Yes. And the neighbors requested that I keep the curtains closed next time.
❤️
December 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
❤️
ISWYDT
Grateful we don't have to go to the trouble of spelling out artificial intelligence anymore.
December 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
ISWYDT
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ok
admit I watched it twice
admit I watched it twice
Good morning BlueSky
Whether you like it or not
😁
Whether you like it or not
😁
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
ok
admit I watched it twice
admit I watched it twice
World class suck up. Billionaires are never going to fuck you. Unless you’re 13.
Commentary: Billionaires are the result of innovation, value creation and expanded opportunity that has enabled more paths to human flourishing for billions of people across the world.
Gonzalo Schwarz: America needs even more billionaires fueled by the American Dream, not fewer
When criticizing billionaires many forget the quintessential American Dream stories that have made the U.S. the land of opportunity.
trib.al
December 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
World class suck up. Billionaires are never going to fuck you. Unless you’re 13.
Thank dog for HOV lanes.
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Thank dog for HOV lanes.
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This is animal abuse
December 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This is animal abuse
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Please watch this video.
🚨Graphic ICE Content Warning
👹Lucifer, Beelzebub, Satan & Mephistopheles all converged for this kind of evil intentional shit to happen!
🤬This is a one way ticket straight to hell! Don’t pass go, don’t collect $200 & no 🤬 hand basket!
👹Lucifer, Beelzebub, Satan & Mephistopheles all converged for this kind of evil intentional shit to happen!
🤬This is a one way ticket straight to hell! Don’t pass go, don’t collect $200 & no 🤬 hand basket!
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Please watch this video.
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I hope they piss in their salsa and spit in their enchiladas.
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December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I hope they piss in their salsa and spit in their enchiladas.
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
😳
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CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
What can we do about this? Here's one good idea.
https://robertreich.substack.com/p/want-to-know-the-real-problem-with
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
What can we do about this? Here's one good idea.
https://robertreich.substack.com/p/want-to-know-the-real-problem-with
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
What can we do about this? Here's one good idea.
https://robertreich.substack.com/p/want-to-know-the-real-problem-with
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
What can we do about this? Here's one good idea.
https://robertreich.substack.com/p/want-to-know-the-real-problem-with
For the love of dog, can we please ban this image from the internets? It’s even used to sell dog treats for füçk sake. I’m tired of seeing it everywhere. I’m sure Flea is pissed his image is being used & abused.
December 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
For the love of dog, can we please ban this image from the internets? It’s even used to sell dog treats for füçk sake. I’m tired of seeing it everywhere. I’m sure Flea is pissed his image is being used & abused.
Art Garfunkel is finding it difficult to be a THE Ohio State fan.
The number of Indiana football players, attending a public state university, singing the praises of their imaginary sky daddy is super duper disturbing. This Christian Nationalism is out of control.
The number of Indiana football players, attending a public state university, singing the praises of their imaginary sky daddy is super duper disturbing. This Christian Nationalism is out of control.
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Art Garfunkel is finding it difficult to be a THE Ohio State fan.
The number of Indiana football players, attending a public state university, singing the praises of their imaginary sky daddy is super duper disturbing. This Christian Nationalism is out of control.
The number of Indiana football players, attending a public state university, singing the praises of their imaginary sky daddy is super duper disturbing. This Christian Nationalism is out of control.
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