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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕

@woodyphi.bsky.social

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Est. 7/23/2023 User #366,132 💙🌊I block all MAGA. F orange bag o’shit Atheist. Keep it to yourself No DM unless permission No Porn/bear shit! US expat living in Mexico I ❤️ RUSH, IPAs, margaritas,🐈🐈‍⬛ 🐈, ND☘️, al pastor tacos, funny people & walks on my beach

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · Mar 2

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 1m

Has you twisted around his toe beans.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 1h

If only that stupid motherfucker spent more time at the range.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 7h

And they pray to an imaginary white man genie in the sky who they hope will grant their wishes.🙄

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 7h

This weirdo thinks this is gonna do anything to make this go away. Nice try, fuckface.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h

Mike Johnson: "Suddenly now, they've somehow convinced themselves that the Epstein files will be damaging to President Trump and Republicans in some way that they've imagined, and so they feign outrage."

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 7h

“A 2021 survey found that 42% of consumers didn’t know Lay’s were made out of the spuds.”

Is anyone surprised these 42% morons voted for a lying felon pedophile rapist traitor who cheats at golf with tiny hands?

peachiiKim @peachiikimaf.bsky.social · 10h

*laughs in Dan Quayle*

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Diana 💙 @jstmeinmo.bsky.social · 12h

Absolutely This!!!

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 7h

These hypocrite motherfuckers think we’re stupid.🤬

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 7h

Power move.😂

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 7h

I’m gonna print off all your daily update photos and, like cartoon animators, am gonna flip thru the pages, but in reverse, to animate leaves being put back on the tree.😁

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Spin Creep & Alias Space Cat 🐸🥔🌮 @spincreep.bsky.social · 20h

Uvalde's on some bullshit again...

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 1d

🚨 Married GOP Rep. Tony Gonzales allegedly had an affair with his senior aide, Regina Aviles — who was found dead after she supposedly doused herself in gasoline and set herself on fire, per The Daily Mail.

Uvalde Police are blocking release of the 911 call, video & records. (Daily Mail)

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GoodPlaceJames @goodplacejames.bsky.social · 5d

If anyone deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom,

It's Hop, the Portland Frog.

JUST DON'T PIN IT ON THEIR COSTUME !!!

#KeepHopAlive

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 11h

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🌮 Lucky Shitt 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @luckyshitt.bsky.social · 14h

Good morning BlueSky
💋 get on with yo bad self

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 11h

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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 14h

It’s not his house. It’s your house. And he’s destroying it.

Washington Post: White House begins destroying East wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 11h

*taps sword blade on each shoulder*

I christen thee ‘Elected’.

a bald man in a red and black uniform is sitting in a chair looking at the camera .

Alt: a bald man in a red and black uniform is sitting in a chair looking at the camera .

media.tenor.com

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 11h

Or in his case, the crypt. Evil fuck.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 11h

Girl, rip that rearview mirror off & toss it out the window. You avoided that pothole back there. Consider yourself lucky.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 11h

They had to use that huge piece of machinery to make a big enough gaping hole so the bag of shit’s fat ass would fit thru.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 12h

I’d go there just for that IPA. Right up my alley. Delish.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 12h

Block this dumbfuck nark.

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Asher Perlman @asherperlman.bsky.social · 12h

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 12h

I’m sorry. There seems to be a DNS issue. Your bullshit is no longer making any sense whatsoever.

Contact someone else who might give a shit.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 20h

Girl, keep that door shut.😂

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 20h

You know, we’re right there. In the beer aisle. Just hoping our Dad Bods get noticed while caressing an IPA tallboy. Mumbling something about size of a beer can.😂

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 20h

*Woody enters the conversation*😏

a man in a striped suit says " it 's showtime " in front of a cemetery

Alt: a man in a striped suit says " it 's showtime " in front of a cemetery

media.tenor.com

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 20h

Well, that’s something. Thanks for sharing, Kelly.

I hope everyone currently in that building gets asbestos cancer.