Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕
@woodyphi.bsky.social
Est. 7/23/2023
User #366,132
💙🌊I block all MAGA. F orange bag o’shit
Atheist. Keep it to yourself
No DM unless permission
No Porn/bear shit!
US expat living in Mexico
I ❤️ RUSH, IPAs, margaritas,🐈🐈⬛ 🐈, ND☘️, al pastor tacos, funny people & walks on my beach
User #366,132
💙🌊I block all MAGA. F orange bag o’shit
Atheist. Keep it to yourself
No DM unless permission
No Porn/bear shit!
US expat living in Mexico
I ❤️ RUSH, IPAs, margaritas,🐈🐈⬛ 🐈, ND☘️, al pastor tacos, funny people & walks on my beach
Art Garfunkel is finding it difficult to be a THE Ohio State fan.
The number of Indiana football players, attending a public state university, singing the praises of their imaginary sky daddy is super duper disturbing. This Christian Nationalism is out of control.
The number of Indiana football players, attending a public state university, singing the praises of their imaginary sky daddy is super duper disturbing. This Christian Nationalism is out of control.
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Art Garfunkel is finding it difficult to be a THE Ohio State fan.
The number of Indiana football players, attending a public state university, singing the praises of their imaginary sky daddy is super duper disturbing. This Christian Nationalism is out of control.
The number of Indiana football players, attending a public state university, singing the praises of their imaginary sky daddy is super duper disturbing. This Christian Nationalism is out of control.
Good to see Louise prominently displayed.
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Good to see Louise prominently displayed.
This is Roger. He says, “Look at my butthole.”
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is Roger. He says, “Look at my butthole.”
Or hats with this dude’s face on them and rebrand as “Skarsgårdines”.
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Or hats with this dude’s face on them and rebrand as “Skarsgårdines”.
This smells similar to Tom Cruise’s Safety guy telling him ‘No’.
“So I get a new Safety guy.”
“So I get a new Safety guy.”
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This smells similar to Tom Cruise’s Safety guy telling him ‘No’.
“So I get a new Safety guy.”
“So I get a new Safety guy.”
Me: “Have you seen anything more beautiful?”
Son: “Well, you had 2 children.”
Me: “Not even close.”
Son: “Well, you had 2 children.”
Me: “Not even close.”
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Me: “Have you seen anything more beautiful?”
Son: “Well, you had 2 children.”
Me: “Not even close.”
Son: “Well, you had 2 children.”
Me: “Not even close.”
Did someone say they were into toe beans porn?
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Did someone say they were into toe beans porn?
(Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro, magnifico!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia
Mamma mia, let me go 😏
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia
Mamma mia, let me go 😏
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
(Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro, magnifico!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia
Mamma mia, let me go 😏
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia
Mamma mia, let me go 😏
December 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Yeah, and these for everyone to wear.
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Yeah, and these for everyone to wear.
Goddamnit!!!🅱️
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Goddamnit!!!🅱️
See?!?! Just now! These weirdos have no business on here!!!🅱️ FÜÇK! OFF!!
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
See?!?! Just now! These weirdos have no business on here!!!🅱️ FÜÇK! OFF!!
What did you do?!
This’ll make you feel better.😏
This’ll make you feel better.😏
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
What did you do?!
This’ll make you feel better.😏
This’ll make you feel better.😏
Yeah, you’re totally normal, right? Füçk all the way off you fucking weirdo with your sick posts & alt text.🅱️ I’m so sick of you assholes ruining this platform, terrorizing folks with your garbage!
REPORT & BLOCK THIS ASSHOLE!
REPORT & BLOCK THIS ASSHOLE!
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Yeah, you’re totally normal, right? Füçk all the way off you fucking weirdo with your sick posts & alt text.🅱️ I’m so sick of you assholes ruining this platform, terrorizing folks with your garbage!
REPORT & BLOCK THIS ASSHOLE!
REPORT & BLOCK THIS ASSHOLE!
2025 be like
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
2025 be like
Oh, nice. I’ve downloaded the app. Will apply for library card.
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Oh, nice. I’ve downloaded the app. Will apply for library card.
#Hummingbird this morning at my feeder singing and feasting.🥰
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
#Hummingbird this morning at my feeder singing and feasting.🥰
Can confirm: this is the b0mb. Even sold in MX.
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Can confirm: this is the b0mb. Even sold in MX.
Alex Lifeson and Geddy Lee of Rush, that’s who.🤘🤘
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Alex Lifeson and Geddy Lee of Rush, that’s who.🤘🤘
My favorite MX dive bar.
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My favorite MX dive bar.
