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![A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r3jz2av542vhxbsouxvzrwe2/bafkreigoci7n3zt72bjp6xhr7g7g7h5gbte2bovkgomwmd5ircmjersx4m@jpeg)
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i would make the case that, because depictions of christ are quite variable, goku is actually the single most recognizable person in the world
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
i would make the case that, because depictions of christ are quite variable, goku is actually the single most recognizable person in the world
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thanksgiving is hard for me because my family judges me. "this isn't how we raised you" they say. "it's my business if i dress slutty or not" i say. my dad storms off crying in his cutoffs and crop top. my mom notices the colored bandana in my pocket but is crestfallen when i tie it on as a bib
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
thanksgiving is hard for me because my family judges me. "this isn't how we raised you" they say. "it's my business if i dress slutty or not" i say. my dad storms off crying in his cutoffs and crop top. my mom notices the colored bandana in my pocket but is crestfallen when i tie it on as a bib
spiritual suicide
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
spiritual suicide
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if i got killed while i was sleepy enough i would be fine with it
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
if i got killed while i was sleepy enough i would be fine with it
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ME: henry, you have seen empires come and go. do you have any advice to impart on me
HENRY THE 124-YEAR-OLD CROCODILE: here's one they don't want you to know. Bones are edible
ME: the ones with marrow?
HENRY: No - all of them, whole. Trick is to have extremely strong stomach acid
ME: You're so wise
HENRY THE 124-YEAR-OLD CROCODILE: here's one they don't want you to know. Bones are edible
ME: the ones with marrow?
HENRY: No - all of them, whole. Trick is to have extremely strong stomach acid
ME: You're so wise
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
ME: henry, you have seen empires come and go. do you have any advice to impart on me
HENRY THE 124-YEAR-OLD CROCODILE: here's one they don't want you to know. Bones are edible
ME: the ones with marrow?
HENRY: No - all of them, whole. Trick is to have extremely strong stomach acid
ME: You're so wise
HENRY THE 124-YEAR-OLD CROCODILE: here's one they don't want you to know. Bones are edible
ME: the ones with marrow?
HENRY: No - all of them, whole. Trick is to have extremely strong stomach acid
ME: You're so wise
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
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Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
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Nah, man, just chillin’. Just watching the news and creating novel psychic weapons in my wisemind
August 8, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Nah, man, just chillin’. Just watching the news and creating novel psychic weapons in my wisemind
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this one gets permanent NetNanny because it's where the leftist posters fled to. you will never get a corporate social media platform for this kind of user base that is not under permanent NetNanny rule. but the richest people in the world can spin up StormFront 3.0 with unlimited funds, no problem.
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
this one gets permanent NetNanny because it's where the leftist posters fled to. you will never get a corporate social media platform for this kind of user base that is not under permanent NetNanny rule. but the richest people in the world can spin up StormFront 3.0 with unlimited funds, no problem.
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams,
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams,
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revisiting penny arcade. kinda surprised how well it still holds up
July 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
revisiting penny arcade. kinda surprised how well it still holds up
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that fact that you would say that during toyotathon makes it even more egregious
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
that fact that you would say that during toyotathon makes it even more egregious
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I'll be in NYC next week for MIX Fest! Homemade Gatorade will be screening as part of this shorts block and I'll be on a Q&A panel afterward
mixnyc.org
mixnyc.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I'll be in NYC next week for MIX Fest! Homemade Gatorade will be screening as part of this shorts block and I'll be on a Q&A panel afterward
mixnyc.org
mixnyc.org
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A few years ago I bought a gallon of Gatorade concentrate from McMaster and made a flame sealed ampoule with some of it. It still sits here on my desk.
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
A few years ago I bought a gallon of Gatorade concentrate from McMaster and made a flame sealed ampoule with some of it. It still sits here on my desk.
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Severing my connection to orb, now cube is my scheming vizier
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Severing my connection to orb, now cube is my scheming vizier
elf that could really go for a cigarette
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
elf that could really go for a cigarette
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Joyce Carol Oates please post about how Musk has never known the joy of tackling a Grizzly Bear Cub
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Joyce Carol Oates please post about how Musk has never known the joy of tackling a Grizzly Bear Cub
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the horse head was hollow, also serving as the fuel tank
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the horse head was hollow, also serving as the fuel tank
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a friend described this as "working in the guy mines and narrowly survive a mine collapse that reveals a pure gleaming guy vein the size of your arm" and i describe it as being sideswiped on a dark highway by a car going 120 w/ no one in it and a bumper sticker that says "PUSSY AVOIDANT" on the back
censored again - "somewhere in time 2: somewhere harder"
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
a friend described this as "working in the guy mines and narrowly survive a mine collapse that reveals a pure gleaming guy vein the size of your arm" and i describe it as being sideswiped on a dark highway by a car going 120 w/ no one in it and a bumper sticker that says "PUSSY AVOIDANT" on the back
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You (a fool): The LLM is an all-knowing oracle, on its way to godlike intelligence
Me (dumber): The LLM is Indra’s Net, each fundamentally empty token a multifaceted jewel in whose surfaces the reflections of every other jewel arise in mutual interdependence
The LLM: You can eat that rock
Me (dumber): The LLM is Indra’s Net, each fundamentally empty token a multifaceted jewel in whose surfaces the reflections of every other jewel arise in mutual interdependence
The LLM: You can eat that rock
August 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
You (a fool): The LLM is an all-knowing oracle, on its way to godlike intelligence
Me (dumber): The LLM is Indra’s Net, each fundamentally empty token a multifaceted jewel in whose surfaces the reflections of every other jewel arise in mutual interdependence
The LLM: You can eat that rock
Me (dumber): The LLM is Indra’s Net, each fundamentally empty token a multifaceted jewel in whose surfaces the reflections of every other jewel arise in mutual interdependence
The LLM: You can eat that rock