Hans Christian Moleman
@voncornhole2.bsky.social
They couldn't have waterboarded this information out of me
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
They couldn't have waterboarded this information out of me
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Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.
John Harbaugh, I was not familiar with your game
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
John Harbaugh, I was not familiar with your game
Need someone good at lip reading to tell me what Harbaugh was saying there
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Need someone good at lip reading to tell me what Harbaugh was saying there
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i’m sure homemade cranberry sauce really is great but i don’t care. i crave the ridges from the can. i NEED the ridges
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i’m sure homemade cranberry sauce really is great but i don’t care. i crave the ridges from the can. i NEED the ridges
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"Millionaire" - Queens of the Stone Age, Songs for the Deaf (pregap track doesn't count)
"Flashlight" - The Front Bottoms st
"Tellin Lies" - The Menzingers, After The Party
"No Halo" - Sorority Noise, You're Not as _____ as You Think
"No One Loves Me and Neither Do I" - Them Crooked Vultures st
"Flashlight" - The Front Bottoms st
"Tellin Lies" - The Menzingers, After The Party
"No Halo" - Sorority Noise, You're Not as _____ as You Think
"No One Loves Me and Neither Do I" - Them Crooked Vultures st
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"Millionaire" - Queens of the Stone Age, Songs for the Deaf (pregap track doesn't count)
"Flashlight" - The Front Bottoms st
"Tellin Lies" - The Menzingers, After The Party
"No Halo" - Sorority Noise, You're Not as _____ as You Think
"No One Loves Me and Neither Do I" - Them Crooked Vultures st
"Flashlight" - The Front Bottoms st
"Tellin Lies" - The Menzingers, After The Party
"No Halo" - Sorority Noise, You're Not as _____ as You Think
"No One Loves Me and Neither Do I" - Them Crooked Vultures st
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it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
Yeah, Google, that's his name
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Yeah, Google, that's his name
Sending my wife into a furious rage by suggesting that there should be personal-size cookie cakes
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Sending my wife into a furious rage by suggesting that there should be personal-size cookie cakes
This might not be UMass's year, lads
87 YARD TD FOR BOWLING GREEN
14-0 FALCONS
8:18 1ST QUARTER
14-0 FALCONS
8:18 1ST QUARTER
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This might not be UMass's year, lads
ICE agent about to learn a valuable life lesson
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
ICE agent about to learn a valuable life lesson
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bodied by my eldest , frankly
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Neither rain nor sleet nor ICE
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Neither rain nor sleet nor ICE
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You gotta do the LinkedIn puzzle games so you can see all the AI corporate dinguses cry like a baby in the comments when forced to think about sports
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
You gotta do the LinkedIn puzzle games so you can see all the AI corporate dinguses cry like a baby in the comments when forced to think about sports
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I mentioned earlier that they chew on Nile Crocodiles - I wasn't kidding, baby Hippos use them as teething rings since the texture of their scales is satisfying to gum.
Just this 12' long razor-toothed archosaur, sitting there going "stay calm, Clarence, you survived the asteroid, you can do this."
Just this 12' long razor-toothed archosaur, sitting there going "stay calm, Clarence, you survived the asteroid, you can do this."
a hippopotamus is standing in a puddle of water next to two crocodiles
Alt: A crocodile doing his best to stay calm while a baby hippo noms on him.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I mentioned earlier that they chew on Nile Crocodiles - I wasn't kidding, baby Hippos use them as teething rings since the texture of their scales is satisfying to gum.
Just this 12' long razor-toothed archosaur, sitting there going "stay calm, Clarence, you survived the asteroid, you can do this."
Just this 12' long razor-toothed archosaur, sitting there going "stay calm, Clarence, you survived the asteroid, you can do this."
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“Mmmmm I hate to say it Homie but we may have to team up if we have any hope of defeating Krusty”
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
“Mmmmm I hate to say it Homie but we may have to team up if we have any hope of defeating Krusty”
Using the power of my fantasy luck to recharge the Bills' season
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Using the power of my fantasy luck to recharge the Bills' season
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Late-stage MAGA means accepting that things will never be great again
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Late-stage MAGA means accepting that things will never be great again
Bandit Heeler x4
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Bandit Heeler x4
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Keith Olbermann seen in an argument with his then-girlfriend
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Keith Olbermann seen in an argument with his then-girlfriend
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Me reading this before I get to the final sentences
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Me reading this before I get to the final sentences
Rock solid defense, if you ask me
Rap: Ja'Marr Chase to argue in appeal of 1-game suspension that if he would have spit on Jalen Ramsey, he would have spit in his face instead of on ground or on jersey.
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Rock solid defense, if you ask me