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Vernors Herzog
@vernorsherzog.bsky.social
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Lanstronaut | Michigander | Midwestern as heck | co-runner of Lansing Facts | here to make dumb jokes, get smarter about politics, and occasionally post about sports (he/him)
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 4h
a man says okay but that 's worse in front of a woman
ALT: a man says okay but that 's worse in front of a woman
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Rachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 12h
👋 to Michigan football fans: I have two tickets to sell for this weekend's game against Washington! Face value is $165 each ($330 for the pair). DM me for section/row/seat info. #GoBlue
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 13h
I’ll never understand the mindset of someone who sees six thousand comments and thinks “well I better get in there and let CNN know how *I* feel”
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · Jun 14
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Oct 31
Book cover for Pet Cemetery featuring an angry cat’s face hissing as a silhouette of a man stares off. Text and title read: I just FED YOU Stop yelling at me...
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ashley scarebanks 💀🕯️ @ziibiing.com · 2d
lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day
AJ West • 1h Find your own holiday instead of stealing. Today is Columbus Day as designated by the federal government Reply 6
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 1d
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 1d
look at that wingspan! does he want to suit up at cornerback? 😂
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 2d
a while ago I saw someone on Twitter call him Poopoo Shit-Poopster and I think it about literally every time I see him in a game
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 2d
hear me out …
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 2d
Broceans 11
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 2d
Penn State head coach Chat GPT
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 2d
delusion levels off the charts
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 3d
I didn’t even have to do a special google search to find this photo, he just always looks like a sweaty pervert
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 3d
“my programming needs are … somewhat unusual”
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 3d
let’s see how things are going for our buddy Frames Janklin
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 3d
just got home from taking the kid to the zoo and uhhh …
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Roger (Perpetual Stu) @iamtherog.com · 3d
New fantasy football team name
A screenshot of a fantasy football app showing the team name “huntrix Biden” stylized the way it is in KPop demon hunters
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 3d
I’m blaming @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for the Honeybaked Ham ad I just saw on the Big Ten Network
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 4d
Matthew Lyn Lillard is doing a Marvel show which means Ghostface is now a Disney princess and no I will not show my work
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 4d
Matthew Lyn Lillard is doing a Marvel show which means Ghostface is now a Disney princess and no I will not show my work
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 4d
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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Roger Cormier: Built for Fall @yayroger.bsky.social · 4d
ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 4d
after the 13th inning they should have to pitch with their non-dominant hand
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 4d
I saw a vanity plate that said “relaxin” (actually R3L4X1N) and my anxiety brain cannot fathom a life where relaxin’ is the defining feature I would put on my license plate
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