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Vernors Herzog
@vernorsherzog.bsky.social
Lanstronaut | Michigander | Midwestern as heck | co-runner of Lansing Facts | here to make dumb jokes, get smarter about politics, and occasionally post about sports (he/him)
“you have no good airport ideas”
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
29. None More Black
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
28. Sleepy Pooh
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
27. New Home (but it’s our old home)
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
26. Crystal unicorn
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
25. Plush fox
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
it’s only Bomb Pop Wine if it comes from the Bomb Pop region, otherwise it’s just sparkling regret
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
24. Jingle wreath
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
23. Elmo
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
22. Felt giraffe
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
21. Mandatory Christmas pickle
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
20. Because I’ve always been a sweet angel baby
December 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
19. Duck
December 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
18. Bongos
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
17. Disco light
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
16. Nintendo Power
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
15. Me, but little
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
14. Kiddo’s art project
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
13. Burned out pigeon
December 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
12. Smiley (painted by a friend)
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
11. Big Penny
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
10. Good Ty-dings (this only makes sense if you know my real name)
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
9. Sock monkey
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
8. I feel like he’s just here for the zip line
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
7. My First Christmas
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM