John Kohn III
@unnecessaryneon.bsky.social
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 20th 2025 (Hard), in less than 21 minutes
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Yeah, I didn't see a farmer and that threw everything off.
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Yeah, I didn't see a farmer and that threw everything off.
December 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 20th 2025 (Hard), in less than 21 minutes
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Yeah, I didn't see a farmer and that threw everything off.
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Yeah, I didn't see a farmer and that threw everything off.
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Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
Was going to get a little Christmas shopping done today, but now I'm sitting around waiting for someone to respond to the error I'm receiving in a registration process that apparently needs to be completed today despite the link being sent out at 2:30pm.
Whee...
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December 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Was going to get a little Christmas shopping done today, but now I'm sitting around waiting for someone to respond to the error I'm receiving in a registration process that apparently needs to be completed today despite the link being sent out at 2:30pm.
Whee...
Whee...
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 19th 2025 (Hard), in less than 7 minutes
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December 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 19th 2025 (Hard), in less than 7 minutes
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I think this solves the mystery of why the Grinch was so angry in the first place.
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I think this solves the mystery of why the Grinch was so angry in the first place.
Wake Up Grinch Man
Four Grinches and a Funeral
She’s Just Not That Into Grinch
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Wake Up Grinch Man
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 18th 2025 (Tricky), in 05:20
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Something about the Oops All Reindeers layout is a little creepy.
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Something about the Oops All Reindeers layout is a little creepy.
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 18th 2025 (Tricky), in 05:20
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Something about the Oops All Reindeers layout is a little creepy.
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Something about the Oops All Reindeers layout is a little creepy.
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Chicago Police Chief Snelling needs to be grilled by all elected officials and journalists about why the *Hell* this is happening.
If he ordered it, if he allows it to go on, he must be replaced with someone who won't.
If he ordered it, if he allows it to go on, he must be replaced with someone who won't.
In Chicago, a man on Facebook Live was following the Border Patrol north on Lake Shore Drive. At the end of the drive, a bunch of city cop cars cut off the man who was following and live-streaming Border Patrol.
December 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Chicago Police Chief Snelling needs to be grilled by all elected officials and journalists about why the *Hell* this is happening.
If he ordered it, if he allows it to go on, he must be replaced with someone who won't.
If he ordered it, if he allows it to go on, he must be replaced with someone who won't.
December 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
December 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 14th 2025 (Hard), in less than 17 minutes
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December 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 14th 2025 (Hard), in less than 17 minutes
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
Just saw someone on reddit refer to Texas as the One Star State and it's so delightful.
December 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Just saw someone on reddit refer to Texas as the One Star State and it's so delightful.
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Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
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You know what? I'm willing to empirically test this as many times as it takes to reach statistical certainty about any conclusions we reach
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You know what? I'm willing to empirically test this as many times as it takes to reach statistical certainty about any conclusions we reach
When I saw Kill Bill Part 1 in the theatres, the projector died after the Bride was shot. The next scene starts w/ creepy whistling & the whole theatre went from "is something wrong with the projector" to "no, this feels intentional" to "no, the projector's broken" over the course of about 5 minutes
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
When I saw Kill Bill Part 1 in the theatres, the projector died after the Bride was shot. The next scene starts w/ creepy whistling & the whole theatre went from "is something wrong with the projector" to "no, this feels intentional" to "no, the projector's broken" over the course of about 5 minutes
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 12th 2025 (Hard), in less than 10 minutes
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December 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 12th 2025 (Hard), in less than 10 minutes
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This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
My parents taped this when it first aired and watching it was a staple of my Christmases growing up.
Yeah, Muppet Christmas Carol is great, but this might be my favorite Muppet movie.
Yeah, Muppet Christmas Carol is great, but this might be my favorite Muppet movie.
We’ll probably never again see such a casual, celebratory, & memorable gathering of Jim Henson’s family of characters as is found in 1987’s A MUPPET FAMILY CHRISTMAS…
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My parents taped this when it first aired and watching it was a staple of my Christmases growing up.
Yeah, Muppet Christmas Carol is great, but this might be my favorite Muppet movie.
Yeah, Muppet Christmas Carol is great, but this might be my favorite Muppet movie.
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Apparently unpopular opinion: Most end-user software does not, in fact, need a year-end wrap-up that tells me how many times I used a particular widget. This is a bandwagon that didn't need to get bigger.
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Apparently unpopular opinion: Most end-user software does not, in fact, need a year-end wrap-up that tells me how many times I used a particular widget. This is a bandwagon that didn't need to get bigger.
Kronk is sitting in my lap when there's a noise elsewhere in the house. Kronk jumps down and trots off.
"Okay, buddy, report back on what that noise was."
About 15min later, he comes back.
"What was the noise?"
Kronk looks around confused.
"Did you forget why you got up?"
Kronk squeaks.
"Okay, buddy, report back on what that noise was."
About 15min later, he comes back.
"What was the noise?"
Kronk looks around confused.
"Did you forget why you got up?"
Kronk squeaks.
December 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Kronk is sitting in my lap when there's a noise elsewhere in the house. Kronk jumps down and trots off.
"Okay, buddy, report back on what that noise was."
About 15min later, he comes back.
"What was the noise?"
Kronk looks around confused.
"Did you forget why you got up?"
Kronk squeaks.
"Okay, buddy, report back on what that noise was."
About 15min later, he comes back.
"What was the noise?"
Kronk looks around confused.
"Did you forget why you got up?"
Kronk squeaks.
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 11th 2025 (Tricky), in less than 9 minutes
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December 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 11th 2025 (Tricky), in less than 9 minutes
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Petition to stop capitalizing the "i" in "AI" and just call it "Ai". When you capitalize it, it just looks like some guy named "AL". OpenAL. GenerativeAL. No. It ends now. There is only one Al, and it's Sgt. Al Powell.
a blurry picture of a police officer with a badge on his chest
Alt: a blurry picture of a police officer, Al Powell from Diehard, with a badge on his chest
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December 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Petition to stop capitalizing the "i" in "AI" and just call it "Ai". When you capitalize it, it just looks like some guy named "AL". OpenAL. GenerativeAL. No. It ends now. There is only one Al, and it's Sgt. Al Powell.
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits