Unheavenly Creature
@unheavenlycreature.bsky.social
Oh my darling can you hear / my words so pure they burn your lying ears?
pansexual he/him/leftist/socialist/human rights supporter
pansexual he/him/leftist/socialist/human rights supporter
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Finally, Magic the Gathering quit congress.
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Finally, Magic the Gathering quit congress.
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Make MTG mean Magic: The Gathering again
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Make MTG mean Magic: The Gathering again
I really need someone to send me to bed without my dignity.
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I really need someone to send me to bed without my dignity.
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Every time you share my porn, a fairy gets to cum
Hi, I'm an insatiable antifa slut
Enjoy my NSFW art
fans.ly/user45109320...
Buy me gifts and adopt my bills
throne.com/insatiableone
Just the tip
cash.app/$GRhwwttchen
$50 for open dms
Will also post hole on the tl any night I get $50 in tips
Enjoy my NSFW art
fans.ly/user45109320...
Buy me gifts and adopt my bills
throne.com/insatiableone
Just the tip
cash.app/$GRhwwttchen
$50 for open dms
Will also post hole on the tl any night I get $50 in tips
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Every time you share my porn, a fairy gets to cum
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
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There’s never been a used condom on a y-wing cockpit floorboard.
27. I don’t care what @gailsimone.bsky.social says, the humble Y-Wing is a good ship.
two star wars fighter jets flying in the sky
Alt: Y-Wings, about to die in the Death Star trench.
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November 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
There’s never been a used condom on a y-wing cockpit floorboard.
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I don't have a ton to spare at the moment but I'm going to send $10, could I get some matches and shares and maybe we can get there? gofund.me/69f962fc
October 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I don't have a ton to spare at the moment but I'm going to send $10, could I get some matches and shares and maybe we can get there? gofund.me/69f962fc
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October 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Can I finish off the last hundred $ for my meds today? Only you can keep this slut medicated!!
October 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Can I finish off the last hundred $ for my meds today? Only you can keep this slut medicated!!
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I need only 150 more and I'm there!
October 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I need only 150 more and I'm there!
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This is Samuel L. Jackson for River Side Casino's Motherfuckin' Trunk or Treat event! Will you get a motherfuckin' treat or be stuffed in a motherfuckin' trunk?!
October 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This is Samuel L. Jackson for River Side Casino's Motherfuckin' Trunk or Treat event! Will you get a motherfuckin' treat or be stuffed in a motherfuckin' trunk?!
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Lol scratch a lib...
Those useless single issue racist aka white leftist and their Muslim allies voters.
October 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Lol scratch a lib...
Ah yes Libs of TikTok and Louvre of Bluesky the same. A thing a serious person woild say
October 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Ah yes Libs of TikTok and Louvre of Bluesky the same. A thing a serious person woild say
Louve haters are not sending their best
October 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Louve haters are not sending their best
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i made a helpful reference
September 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i made a helpful reference
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Boofing Tylenol to get bigger, perkier autism.
September 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Boofing Tylenol to get bigger, perkier autism.
Help me out, from a joke construction standpoint why would someone ask God to forgive me for being stupid while ackowleding it's God's fault I am stupid?
Father forgive him, for You have made a real dimbulb this time.
September 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Help me out, from a joke construction standpoint why would someone ask God to forgive me for being stupid while ackowleding it's God's fault I am stupid?
this guy is comparing no one getting his stupid boomer joke to the porpaganda campaign around Iraq in the early oughts lol
75% of Americans thought Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction and was involved in 9/11. That’s why we don’t use popularity contests to assess truth claims.
September 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
this guy is comparing no one getting his stupid boomer joke to the porpaganda campaign around Iraq in the early oughts lol
Nothing says you're "cool" like needing to tell other people you are lol
Strictly speaking, it’s because you’re stupid. And neither of those are moving the goalposts. I know, you see the cool kids saying it and you want that for yourself. Just pick a moment where it’s relevant.
September 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Nothing says you're "cool" like needing to tell other people you are lol
When laughing at your jokes is more important than being against fascists lol
Well, first mistake - I don’t want dummies, who dive into my replies without reading carefully telling me to piss off, on my side. I don’t see people like that as a net positive. Fix that and we can talk.
September 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
When laughing at your jokes is more important than being against fascists lol
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If your question begins with "Why aren't the democrats" or "Why haven't the democrats" or "Why don't the democrats" the answer is they are actively complicit in the horrors and their opposition to republicans is purely theatrical. they are owned by the same people and have been for at least 40 years
January 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If your question begins with "Why aren't the democrats" or "Why haven't the democrats" or "Why don't the democrats" the answer is they are actively complicit in the horrors and their opposition to republicans is purely theatrical. they are owned by the same people and have been for at least 40 years