DJ Uncle Fishbits
@unclefishbits.bsky.social
Not that kind of DJ. Resident circa '05: Science Humanism Philosophy Skepticism. Dogs. Transparency / Privacy / Art / Photo. Incessant Rambling, Arcane Minutia.
Hotel guy, love economics, tech icky
*NO AI USED HERE*
Links! https://linktr.ee/unclefishbits
Hotel guy, love economics, tech icky
*NO AI USED HERE*
Links! https://linktr.ee/unclefishbits
Pinned
The utility of social media is over and until then you should trust nothing and consider it a weapon and a drug.
First: I wanna be friends @horrorfilms101.bsky.social
I assume I caught him at a bad time.
& wanna assume drama queens don't get my ASCII joke thing is a REALLY FUNNY BIT.
So everyone reset. My bunny is super, that's not why we're here.
We're talking about horror film negatives upscaled to 4K TY
I assume I caught him at a bad time.
& wanna assume drama queens don't get my ASCII joke thing is a REALLY FUNNY BIT.
So everyone reset. My bunny is super, that's not why we're here.
We're talking about horror film negatives upscaled to 4K TY
What happened?
Dude dropping that ASCII bunny & it's obvious that my bunnies are massively evolved.
I've worked on it passionately, which made him feel bad?
Tho, we share massive interests in horror & cinema & happiness?
I didn't know ASCII ego was a thing still.
But this?
(\_/)
(°-°)
/>🔮<
Dude dropping that ASCII bunny & it's obvious that my bunnies are massively evolved.
I've worked on it passionately, which made him feel bad?
Tho, we share massive interests in horror & cinema & happiness?
I didn't know ASCII ego was a thing still.
But this?
(\_/)
(°-°)
/>🔮<
You will love my ASCII bunny!!!
I have it in a bunch of forms with a bunch of different quotes, but this one is the easiest to copy and paste!
"You're that clever shark, aren't you?"
[I'm just a bunny, ma'am]
(\__/) O
(='.'=) . o
(")_(")
I have it in a bunch of forms with a bunch of different quotes, but this one is the easiest to copy and paste!
"You're that clever shark, aren't you?"
[I'm just a bunny, ma'am]
(\__/) O
(='.'=) . o
(")_(")
January 22, 2026 at 6:25 AM
First: I wanna be friends @horrorfilms101.bsky.social
I assume I caught him at a bad time.
& wanna assume drama queens don't get my ASCII joke thing is a REALLY FUNNY BIT.
So everyone reset. My bunny is super, that's not why we're here.
We're talking about horror film negatives upscaled to 4K TY
I assume I caught him at a bad time.
& wanna assume drama queens don't get my ASCII joke thing is a REALLY FUNNY BIT.
So everyone reset. My bunny is super, that's not why we're here.
We're talking about horror film negatives upscaled to 4K TY
What happened?
Dude dropping that ASCII bunny & it's obvious that my bunnies are massively evolved.
I've worked on it passionately, which made him feel bad?
Tho, we share massive interests in horror & cinema & happiness?
I didn't know ASCII ego was a thing still.
But this?
(\_/)
(°-°)
/>🔮<
Dude dropping that ASCII bunny & it's obvious that my bunnies are massively evolved.
I've worked on it passionately, which made him feel bad?
Tho, we share massive interests in horror & cinema & happiness?
I didn't know ASCII ego was a thing still.
But this?
(\_/)
(°-°)
/>🔮<
You will love my ASCII bunny!!!
I have it in a bunch of forms with a bunch of different quotes, but this one is the easiest to copy and paste!
"You're that clever shark, aren't you?"
[I'm just a bunny, ma'am]
(\__/) O
(='.'=) . o
(")_(")
I have it in a bunch of forms with a bunch of different quotes, but this one is the easiest to copy and paste!
"You're that clever shark, aren't you?"
[I'm just a bunny, ma'am]
(\__/) O
(='.'=) . o
(")_(")
January 22, 2026 at 6:22 AM
What happened?
Dude dropping that ASCII bunny & it's obvious that my bunnies are massively evolved.
I've worked on it passionately, which made him feel bad?
Tho, we share massive interests in horror & cinema & happiness?
I didn't know ASCII ego was a thing still.
But this?
(\_/)
(°-°)
/>🔮<
Dude dropping that ASCII bunny & it's obvious that my bunnies are massively evolved.
I've worked on it passionately, which made him feel bad?
Tho, we share massive interests in horror & cinema & happiness?
I didn't know ASCII ego was a thing still.
But this?
(\_/)
(°-°)
/>🔮<
Some bizarre confused person blocked me for harmlessly posting an ASCII bunny that I was excited to share.
You will love my ASCII bunny!!!
I have it in a bunch of forms with a bunch of different quotes, but this one is the easiest to copy and paste!
"You're that clever shark, aren't you?"
[I'm just a bunny, ma'am]
(\__/) O
(='.'=) . o
(")_(")
I have it in a bunch of forms with a bunch of different quotes, but this one is the easiest to copy and paste!
"You're that clever shark, aren't you?"
[I'm just a bunny, ma'am]
(\__/) O
(='.'=) . o
(")_(")
January 22, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Some bizarre confused person blocked me for harmlessly posting an ASCII bunny that I was excited to share.
You will love my ASCII bunny!!!
I have it in a bunch of forms with a bunch of different quotes, but this one is the easiest to copy and paste!
"You're that clever shark, aren't you?"
[I'm just a bunny, ma'am]
(\__/) O
(='.'=) . o
(")_(")
I have it in a bunch of forms with a bunch of different quotes, but this one is the easiest to copy and paste!
"You're that clever shark, aren't you?"
[I'm just a bunny, ma'am]
(\__/) O
(='.'=) . o
(")_(")
January 22, 2026 at 5:53 AM
You will love my ASCII bunny!!!
I have it in a bunch of forms with a bunch of different quotes, but this one is the easiest to copy and paste!
"You're that clever shark, aren't you?"
[I'm just a bunny, ma'am]
(\__/) O
(='.'=) . o
(")_(")
I have it in a bunch of forms with a bunch of different quotes, but this one is the easiest to copy and paste!
"You're that clever shark, aren't you?"
[I'm just a bunny, ma'am]
(\__/) O
(='.'=) . o
(")_(")
EVERYONE STUDIED WORLD WAR 2 FOR TWO WEEKS HAS OPINIONS ON HOW TO HANDLE AMERICAN GEOGRAPHY.
IT IS NOT MANCHESTER TO LONDON YOU WHACKOS.
THIS IS NOT PARIS TO BRUSSELS OR FLORENCE TO NAPLES.
These are not 90 minute to 2.5 hour trips.
THEY ARE **16-20 hour distances** by car.
LEARN WITH EMPATHY.
IT IS NOT MANCHESTER TO LONDON YOU WHACKOS.
THIS IS NOT PARIS TO BRUSSELS OR FLORENCE TO NAPLES.
These are not 90 minute to 2.5 hour trips.
THEY ARE **16-20 hour distances** by car.
LEARN WITH EMPATHY.
January 22, 2026 at 4:37 AM
EVERYONE STUDIED WORLD WAR 2 FOR TWO WEEKS HAS OPINIONS ON HOW TO HANDLE AMERICAN GEOGRAPHY.
IT IS NOT MANCHESTER TO LONDON YOU WHACKOS.
THIS IS NOT PARIS TO BRUSSELS OR FLORENCE TO NAPLES.
These are not 90 minute to 2.5 hour trips.
THEY ARE **16-20 hour distances** by car.
LEARN WITH EMPATHY.
IT IS NOT MANCHESTER TO LONDON YOU WHACKOS.
THIS IS NOT PARIS TO BRUSSELS OR FLORENCE TO NAPLES.
These are not 90 minute to 2.5 hour trips.
THEY ARE **16-20 hour distances** by car.
LEARN WITH EMPATHY.
I love this moment:
all of us are online doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, but Americans apologizing to Europeans, Americans telling other Americans to do something, ALL telling others to act but ignore logic, complexity, strategy, planning.
This was manufactured to sideline us. So all we do is tap words
all of us are online doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, but Americans apologizing to Europeans, Americans telling other Americans to do something, ALL telling others to act but ignore logic, complexity, strategy, planning.
This was manufactured to sideline us. So all we do is tap words
This stuff is sad / rough:
WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE OR SUGGEST?
A noble rally cry can still be virtue signaling. No plan, no bite. You need a manifest *PLAN*.
The call to arms is binary & outdated.
USA land isn't EU. It is geographically immense. Injustice is not proximite or reachable to most. More:
WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE OR SUGGEST?
A noble rally cry can still be virtue signaling. No plan, no bite. You need a manifest *PLAN*.
The call to arms is binary & outdated.
USA land isn't EU. It is geographically immense. Injustice is not proximite or reachable to most. More:
Imagine looking back at this time in a year, two years, ten years, and realizing that when fascists murdered moms and kidnapped five year olds and blinded people, you did...
...nothing.
Don't let that be you.
Look around. See what your neighbors need.
Do SOMETHING.
...nothing.
Don't let that be you.
Look around. See what your neighbors need.
Do SOMETHING.
January 22, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I love this moment:
all of us are online doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, but Americans apologizing to Europeans, Americans telling other Americans to do something, ALL telling others to act but ignore logic, complexity, strategy, planning.
This was manufactured to sideline us. So all we do is tap words
all of us are online doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, but Americans apologizing to Europeans, Americans telling other Americans to do something, ALL telling others to act but ignore logic, complexity, strategy, planning.
This was manufactured to sideline us. So all we do is tap words
This stuff is sad / rough:
WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE OR SUGGEST?
A noble rally cry can still be virtue signaling. No plan, no bite. You need a manifest *PLAN*.
The call to arms is binary & outdated.
USA land isn't EU. It is geographically immense. Injustice is not proximite or reachable to most. More:
WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE OR SUGGEST?
A noble rally cry can still be virtue signaling. No plan, no bite. You need a manifest *PLAN*.
The call to arms is binary & outdated.
USA land isn't EU. It is geographically immense. Injustice is not proximite or reachable to most. More:
Imagine looking back at this time in a year, two years, ten years, and realizing that when fascists murdered moms and kidnapped five year olds and blinded people, you did...
...nothing.
Don't let that be you.
Look around. See what your neighbors need.
Do SOMETHING.
...nothing.
Don't let that be you.
Look around. See what your neighbors need.
Do SOMETHING.
January 22, 2026 at 4:31 AM
This stuff is sad / rough:
WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE OR SUGGEST?
A noble rally cry can still be virtue signaling. No plan, no bite. You need a manifest *PLAN*.
The call to arms is binary & outdated.
USA land isn't EU. It is geographically immense. Injustice is not proximite or reachable to most. More:
WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE OR SUGGEST?
A noble rally cry can still be virtue signaling. No plan, no bite. You need a manifest *PLAN*.
The call to arms is binary & outdated.
USA land isn't EU. It is geographically immense. Injustice is not proximite or reachable to most. More:
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Rep. Joyce Beatty filed a federal lawsuit challenging the Kennedy Center vote: “Because Congress named the center by statute, changing the Kennedy Center's name requires an act of Congress — This is a flagrant violation of the rule of law, and it flies in the face of our constitutional order"
January 21, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Rep. Joyce Beatty filed a federal lawsuit challenging the Kennedy Center vote: “Because Congress named the center by statute, changing the Kennedy Center's name requires an act of Congress — This is a flagrant violation of the rule of law, and it flies in the face of our constitutional order"
There is nothing that is ever the best or worst.
There is only something arguably the best or worst.
There is only something arguably the best or worst.
January 22, 2026 at 4:12 AM
There is nothing that is ever the best or worst.
There is only something arguably the best or worst.
There is only something arguably the best or worst.
If you don't believe reality is graded on a curve for the wealthy and the elite, we've gotten to the point there is full impunity from accountability over a certain net worth.
January 21, 2026 at 6:43 PM
If you don't believe reality is graded on a curve for the wealthy and the elite, we've gotten to the point there is full impunity from accountability over a certain net worth.
This is insane but I somehow nicked my inner ear and it will not stop bleeding. It barely heals and even the slightest touch it starts bleeding again.
Donald Trump absolutely staged a fake assassination attempt that killed two people during the election. His ear did not get shot.
Donald Trump absolutely staged a fake assassination attempt that killed two people during the election. His ear did not get shot.
January 21, 2026 at 6:42 PM
This is insane but I somehow nicked my inner ear and it will not stop bleeding. It barely heals and even the slightest touch it starts bleeding again.
Donald Trump absolutely staged a fake assassination attempt that killed two people during the election. His ear did not get shot.
Donald Trump absolutely staged a fake assassination attempt that killed two people during the election. His ear did not get shot.
*Almost* hilarious how bad their lies are. Though the media is in the bag for all of it, these lies will leak out & be so plainly obviously stupid, it will catch up.
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
Karoline Leavitt is denying that Trump mixed up Greenland and Iceland multiple times during his speech today.
January 21, 2026 at 6:03 PM
*Almost* hilarious how bad their lies are. Though the media is in the bag for all of it, these lies will leak out & be so plainly obviously stupid, it will catch up.
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
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These are the same people who say ICE was justified in killing Good
Karoline Leavitt is denying that Trump mixed up Greenland and Iceland multiple times during his speech today.
January 21, 2026 at 5:56 PM
These are the same people who say ICE was justified in killing Good
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Perfect description of the new ICE recruits.
Like they stepped out of an infomercial for something called "kinetic gravy"
Like they stepped out of an infomercial for something called "kinetic gravy"
it looks like you covered fat guys in glue and rolled them in a dumpster full of the tactical gear they sell on the ACC network
January 21, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Perfect description of the new ICE recruits.
Like they stepped out of an infomercial for something called "kinetic gravy"
Like they stepped out of an infomercial for something called "kinetic gravy"
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it looks like you covered fat guys in glue and rolled them in a dumpster full of the tactical gear they sell on the ACC network
January 21, 2026 at 5:42 PM
it looks like you covered fat guys in glue and rolled them in a dumpster full of the tactical gear they sell on the ACC network
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“I’m not sure they’d be there for us, if we gave them the call,” President Trump says, of our NATO allies.
NATO invoked Article 5 of the North Atlantic Treaty for the first and only time in its history after September 11.
NATO invoked Article 5 of the North Atlantic Treaty for the first and only time in its history after September 11.
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
“I’m not sure they’d be there for us, if we gave them the call,” President Trump says, of our NATO allies.
NATO invoked Article 5 of the North Atlantic Treaty for the first and only time in its history after September 11.
NATO invoked Article 5 of the North Atlantic Treaty for the first and only time in its history after September 11.
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Your regular reminder that Republicans in Congress approve of what the President is doing.
January 21, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Your regular reminder that Republicans in Congress approve of what the President is doing.
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It will be amazing to find out that the “history and tradition” of the separation of powers aligns with Reagan Era monetary policy preference.
January 21, 2026 at 2:32 PM
It will be amazing to find out that the “history and tradition” of the separation of powers aligns with Reagan Era monetary policy preference.
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There is no amount of obedience that can outstrip Trump's need for revenge. slate.trib.al/blbyHfO
He Voted to Impeach Trump. Then He Spent a Half Decade Seeking Forgiveness. Here’s How That Worked Out.
The president neither forgives nor forgets anyone who refuses to blindly follow his lead.
slate.trib.al
January 21, 2026 at 10:41 AM
There is no amount of obedience that can outstrip Trump's need for revenge. slate.trib.al/blbyHfO
It's deliberate. Full stop.
DAVOS- CITADEL CEO KEN GRIFFIN SAYS THE UNITED STATES HAS FRAYED OUR RELATIONSHIP WITH EUROPEAN ALLIES IN WAYS THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 PM
It's deliberate. Full stop.
It's deliberate. Full stop.
“.. the administration urgently needs to rethink its approach to global relations — lead firmly, by all means, but put cooperation with friends first. .. Please: Fix this mess before it gets any worse.”
@opinion.bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
@opinion.bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 PM
It's deliberate. Full stop.
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I've helped with legitimate news outlet turnarounds. What's happening at CBS News is anything but. The Ellison's have gift wrapped the news network for Trump. The fake 'internal injuries' story was just the start of the MAGA makeover. My latest: open.substack.com/pub/jennifer...
Goodbye Cronkite, Hello Trump.
The new owners of CBS and their handpicked propagandist are all-in on a MAGA makeover, eager to spin, spike, and edit (or not)news content to keep Trump happy. Who runs CBS now? Trump.
open.substack.com
January 21, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I've helped with legitimate news outlet turnarounds. What's happening at CBS News is anything but. The Ellison's have gift wrapped the news network for Trump. The fake 'internal injuries' story was just the start of the MAGA makeover. My latest: open.substack.com/pub/jennifer...
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It’s interesting that two of the public
figures who have stood up the most to Trump are central bankers.
figures who have stood up the most to Trump are central bankers.
🇨🇦PM Carney just schooled our cowardly European leaders at #Davos. This speech was clearly aimed at them:
"We must actively take on the world as it is, not wait around for a world we wish to be."
"What does it mean for middle powers to live the truth? First it means naming reality..." (🧵1/6)
"We must actively take on the world as it is, not wait around for a world we wish to be."
"What does it mean for middle powers to live the truth? First it means naming reality..." (🧵1/6)
January 21, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It’s interesting that two of the public
figures who have stood up the most to Trump are central bankers.
figures who have stood up the most to Trump are central bankers.
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“Remember that, Mark, the next time you make your statements.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
“Remember that, Mark, the next time you make your statements.”
Jfc
Trump in Davos, Switzerland:
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Jfc