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The Qu-AJ-mass Xperiment 👽 @uisgebeatha.bsky.social · 6h

I asked him for a statement but he was too busy getting on with the job of running this street 💪🏻 #chonktent

The Qu-AJ-mass Xperiment 👽 @uisgebeatha.bsky.social · 6h

Breaking: the Meownister Without Braincell has apprehended a mouse and neutralised the threat. I'm sure we'll all sleep a little easier now 🐁 #chonktent

Onion in the corner of the garden about to munch a mouse

Onion sitting on the back bench looking smug

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The Qu-AJ-mass Xperiment 👽 @uisgebeatha.bsky.social · 6h

This doofus has been here constantly since lunch, nearly taking out some birds under the table and patrolling the forest. He never gets a break 💔 #chonktent

Onion on the fence looking ahead alertly

Onion sniffing the hedge, one neat paw at the front and his tracking collar visible

Onion looking into the forest from the back hedge

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The Qu-AJ-mass Xperiment 👽 @uisgebeatha.bsky.social · 6h

He's such a dignified stateskitto #smudge

Smudge sitting politely in the kitchen looking at the sink

Smudge mleming water from his fur and giving me the side eye

Smudge killing a tennis ball on the lawn

Smudge lying on his side on the lawn looking dozy

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The Qu-AJ-mass Xperiment 👽 @uisgebeatha.bsky.social · 6h

It's been a busy day for the meownisterial team, keen to interrupt my work. Here's the Prime Meownister with an important message 😅 #smudge

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Hystericmoon🏳️‍🌈 Mega Drive Odyssey @hystericmoon.bsky.social · 7h

Funniest thing I've seen in ages.
Context - Woman turned private detective is also being stalked by abusive ex. At dinner with fiance, he shows up and sends surprise cake. Fiance (not knowing who he is) sends him away for bothering her. (Cut a few bits). She later looks out the window...

*gasp*

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 19h

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 9h

i'm *dreading* the day miniboyd comes home with something like this. dreading it

Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 12h

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 10h

what’s your most unhinged opinion about engagement farming?

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 10h

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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 23h

Glasgow City Council has a whole sovereign citizen FAQ

whoever wrote this was so very tired

glasgow.gov.uk/whyyouneedto...

Why you require to pay Council Tax - Glasgow City Council

Information about why you are required to pay Council Tax.

glasgow.gov.uk

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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 12h

people have been harassing service industry workers for a while with these glasses. It should be legal to ring a bell when this is witnessed, and everyone is legally allowed to chase the glasses-nonce in a manner similar to invasion of the body snatchers

Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 1d

Actual safety notice from my alma mater:

Ray-Ban Meta sunglasses being used exactly as everyone expected

The techbros are not okay (it’s a completely open campus…not all the buildings, obviously)

UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO
Office of Public Safety

Crime Safety Advisory:
Suspicious Occurrence Reported

Dear USF Community,

We want to make you aware of recent reports of a suspicious occurrence on and around campus. Multiple community members have reported contact from an individual, described as male and wearing Ray-Ban Meta sunglasses, who has approached women with unwanted comments and inappropriate dating questions. Reports indicate that this individual may be attempting to post these interactions online under the account name "pickuplines.pov" on TikTok, Instagram, and possibly other social media platforms.

While no threats or acts of violence have been reported, we want our community to stay informed and take steps to support one another.
If you encounter this individual or any suspicious activity:

Take immediate action to report the incident at the time it occurs by calling Public Safety Dispatch.
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Will Norman @willnorman.co.uk · 9h

London is proud to host Japan's Grand Sumo Tournament this week - it's fantastic to see the the teams using our cycling infrastructure to get around.

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Jonty @fairless.xyz · 9h

Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI.

Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...

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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 10h

New #KeepDancingPodcast is out! Featuring a robust defence of Thunderbirds, watershed chat and the Big George Reveal!

#SCD #Strictly

Keep Dancing Podcast S10 E4: They Knew What They Were Doing

Cinema is dead, everything is either television or a musical! Ellie is joined by AJ, Asha, Milly, Mark and Ewan to pop the bluray of obsolescence into the player of Strictly. Also discussed: - Movie

soundcloud.com

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AI @al--s.bsky.social · 14h

finally he does something other than punch people

text header and headline. This reads:
"Light Rail and Tram
Batman to build light rail line"

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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 1d

Take a few minutes to appreciate Drew Struzan creating the original artwork for THE PHANTOM MENACE. Truly a master at work.

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Rowan Zeoli @rowanzeoli.bsky.social · 19h

You're telling me one episode is about someone complicit in a concentration camp attempting to make and example of himself to try and redeem the soul of his people and the very next episode is about religious fundamentalist terrorism???

this is what speculative fiction can DO

Rowan Zeoli @rowanzeoli.bsky.social · 19h

I'm watching Deep Space 9 for the first time and oh my GOD it's so fucking good

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👻 ZH0000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.online · 18h

After the Usuals, clearly I am going to free the Muppets from their Horrible Oppressors at Disney in exchange for One Favor

Thats right.

THE MUPPETS' ROMANCE OF THE THREE KINGDOMS

doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 1d

lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?

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Nick Calandra @nickjcal.bsky.social · 1d

Still a lot of people that seemingly don’t know we’re all @secondwindgroup.com now making the best stuff we’ve ever made.

There’s literally nobody left working on video at the old site.

Just a dead brand being used for name recognition for gambling shit.

Nyek London @stupidhoroscope.bsky.social · 1d

Wow The Escapist sure is doing content these days, huh

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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 22h

Recently the voice actor for Dr Ratio in Honkai Star Rail came out in support of Charlie Kirk and his ideals, and when saying this he added in one of many posts that “many fellow VAs feel the same.”

Some actors have hand waved this statement as bullshit.

But I do think it’s important to examine.

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Noir Haunted Shack🕸♬🎞🦇 @noirbeachshack.bsky.social · 2d

📽 Movie theatre marquee for the Hammer Film Production of Dracula (1958) with Christopher Lee as Count Dracula. (U.S. title - Horror of Dracula)
#GothicHorrorFilm 🦇