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Writer @lothianlife.bsky.social. Duolingo nerd (NB/SV/FI/ZH). TV shitposter/ @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social podcaster. Runs #COVIDEO film club on Discord. Gymbro. Forager. #Sjögrens. Bi. Nonbinary (they/them).
Oversharing Lady has just said I look like Tr*mp, wonder if she'd like a peroxide bottle introduced where the sun don't shine 🙃
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Oversharing Lady has just said I look like Tr*mp, wonder if she'd like a peroxide bottle introduced where the sun don't shine 🙃
also shout out to the best coaster for my millennial latte 🫡
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
also shout out to the best coaster for my millennial latte 🫡
At the sci-fi villain phase of recolouring, lads 😈🛸
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
At the sci-fi villain phase of recolouring, lads 😈🛸
He cared not for gym noises, only licking chalk from my hands 🙃 #ottothetoller
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
He cared not for gym noises, only licking chalk from my hands 🙃 #ottothetoller
The gym boss was overseeing my deadlifts but it was tiring work 💤 #ottothetoller
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The gym boss was overseeing my deadlifts but it was tiring work 💤 #ottothetoller
God morgen only to the dearest purchase I've made in a while, on the plus side Christmas Eve is about to be 100% more norsk thanks to my PT 🫡
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
God morgen only to the dearest purchase I've made in a while, on the plus side Christmas Eve is about to be 100% more norsk thanks to my PT 🫡
Celebrated getting round IKEA in record time by playing my Black Friday treat with my new mini shark pal, we're officially a multi-Blåhaj household 🦈🛢️🌊
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Celebrated getting round IKEA in record time by playing my Black Friday treat with my new mini shark pal, we're officially a multi-Blåhaj household 🦈🛢️🌊
touching tribute to Bruce Forsyth here tho
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
touching tribute to Bruce Forsyth here tho
TFW you tell someone to fuck off, but make it fashion 🧐
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
TFW you tell someone to fuck off, but make it fashion 🧐
IKEA have decided to celebrate the Scottish sportball win with AI slop in their picture frames and to that I would say gå och knulla dig själv 🖕🏻
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
IKEA have decided to celebrate the Scottish sportball win with AI slop in their picture frames and to that I would say gå och knulla dig själv 🖕🏻
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
After some faffing about with wood pigeons, the Prime Meownister popped in to discuss the mouse but got distracted with a catnip one. Shameful soft drug usage! 🥴🐭 #smudge
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
After some faffing about with wood pigeons, the Prime Meownister popped in to discuss the mouse but got distracted with a catnip one. Shameful soft drug usage! 🥴🐭 #smudge
Meownister, you've been absent for several days, can I at least get a statement on the mouse situation #chonktent
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Meownister, you've been absent for several days, can I at least get a statement on the mouse situation #chonktent
Good afternoon except to the Meownister Without Braincell, who just didn't seem that interested in reducing mouse numbers in my area. A disgrace! 😼 #chonktent
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Good afternoon except to the Meownister Without Braincell, who just didn't seem that interested in reducing mouse numbers in my area. A disgrace! 😼 #chonktent
The rude dentist is ill so my appointment was cancelled hours before, but on the plus side I've spent the time tidying and researching less rude dentists, woo yay rainy Brexit Island is doing me in!
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The rude dentist is ill so my appointment was cancelled hours before, but on the plus side I've spent the time tidying and researching less rude dentists, woo yay rainy Brexit Island is doing me in!
I will say though, no ethical consumption etc etc but I'm definitely getting Loops in the Black Friday sale because it was loooouuudd 🫨
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I will say though, no ethical consumption etc etc but I'm definitely getting Loops in the Black Friday sale because it was loooouuudd 🫨
It was a great night though, the regulars were there but also a slightly different crowd, a delightful mix of middle-class sweaters sipping prosecco, sapphics in inappropriate dresses and that one auld guy doing the slosh 🥰🥰🥰
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
It was a great night though, the regulars were there but also a slightly different crowd, a delightful mix of middle-class sweaters sipping prosecco, sapphics in inappropriate dresses and that one auld guy doing the slosh 🥰🥰🥰
then again, I can get 3D printed accessories and a baguette holder, so who can say if it's bad
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
then again, I can get 3D printed accessories and a baguette holder, so who can say if it's bad
The bonnets are too tall! They come with a fucking Floppy! naecunt needs this!
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The bonnets are too tall! They come with a fucking Floppy! naecunt needs this!
He had this meownisterial statement on getting enough exercise #chonktent
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
He had this meownisterial statement on getting enough exercise #chonktent
Good morning only to Onion, who had a busy schedule of mousehole watching and sunbathing. It's a hard life. #chonktent #caturday
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Good morning only to Onion, who had a busy schedule of mousehole watching and sunbathing. It's a hard life. #chonktent #caturday
Meownister, a moment of your time please, can I get a comment on the Christmas market boosting local economy when you're not rubbing a tree with your face #smudge
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Meownister, a moment of your time please, can I get a comment on the Christmas market boosting local economy when you're not rubbing a tree with your face #smudge