Tyson, OLD 🍉
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I don’t even know why we fucking bother. Texas is a fucking toilet. Fuck MAGAtress Mack. 1312 Free Palestine
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The Democratic politician commitment to boilerplate tragedy comms is not all that different from "thoughts and prayers." This is as much a time for "they were killed while enforcing Trump's dumb racist stunts" as any school shooting is for calling out the NRA.
Violence has no place in America. Michelle and I are praying for the servicemembers shot in Washington, DC today, and send our love to their families as they enter this holiday season under the most tragic of circumstances.
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The Democratic politician commitment to boilerplate tragedy comms is not all that different from "thoughts and prayers." This is as much a time for "they were killed while enforcing Trump's dumb racist stunts" as any school shooting is for calling out the NRA.
This is like a TERF Make Some Noise prompt
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is like a TERF Make Some Noise prompt
I love getting those scam texts about being in trouble with the Texas DMV for an unpaid ticket.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I love getting those scam texts about being in trouble with the Texas DMV for an unpaid ticket.
Speaking as someone under 60, I prefer that baseball games not turn into concerts.
World Series games being put on pause so someone can play a song is the dumbest shit in the world.
World Series games being put on pause so someone can play a song is the dumbest shit in the world.
Appealing to people under the age of 60 should be incredibly important to MLB and if they have to pay A+ list musicians to play the World Series so that clips of their event go viral all over Tik Tok then they should!
Just thinking about when the Yankees brought out Fat Joe during the World Series.
Better things are possible, and MLB needs to think like this ⬇️
Better things are possible, and MLB needs to think like this ⬇️
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Speaking as someone under 60, I prefer that baseball games not turn into concerts.
World Series games being put on pause so someone can play a song is the dumbest shit in the world.
World Series games being put on pause so someone can play a song is the dumbest shit in the world.
“She’s right to say it”
Yes, she was
Yes, she was
RIP to MEL magazine, the only outlet that would ever dare to commission nea to write this story and the only one that would ever allow me to say something like this for it
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“She’s right to say it”
Yes, she was
Yes, she was
Oh are the most limp dicked cops on the planet going for the softest targets on the planet to boost their numbers and keep from having to do actual law enforcement?
That’s crazy…
That’s crazy…
This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh are the most limp dicked cops on the planet going for the softest targets on the planet to boost their numbers and keep from having to do actual law enforcement?
That’s crazy…
That’s crazy…
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It was only a failure if you assume they ever had good intentions. If you assume they intended to destroy the federal government from within, they succeeded.
We’ll be dealing with the results of this monumental breach of the federal government for many years to come.
We’ll be dealing with the results of this monumental breach of the federal government for many years to come.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It was only a failure if you assume they ever had good intentions. If you assume they intended to destroy the federal government from within, they succeeded.
We’ll be dealing with the results of this monumental breach of the federal government for many years to come.
We’ll be dealing with the results of this monumental breach of the federal government for many years to come.
Paul Bettencourt has always been a bitch ass mother fucker. Hope he shits himself every day, in public
With the 2026 election approaching, TX state Sen. Paul Bettencourt (R) appears to be filing a complaint that activates his own 2023 bill (SB1933), which was written to target ONLY Harris County (Houston) and could trigger putting it under state "administrative oversight"
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Paul Bettencourt has always been a bitch ass mother fucker. Hope he shits himself every day, in public
Sometimes I wonder if Encanto is just Colombian “The Village”
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Sometimes I wonder if Encanto is just Colombian “The Village”
And Casita was a true G, protecting her and the family with its last ounce of power
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
And Casita was a true G, protecting her and the family with its last ounce of power
Abuela is just straight up out of line how she treats Mirabel and the rest of her family, and I get why, but that doesn’t excuse it.
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Abuela is just straight up out of line how she treats Mirabel and the rest of her family, and I get why, but that doesn’t excuse it.
I can’t imagine that anyone in tech had anything to do with this article and I certainly won’t entertain that built-in obsolescence is something that will get worse as time goes on
This will never be me - I bought an M4 Mac Air just before my book tour - but I think the premise of "device hoarding" here is ridiculous. With every major purchase, buy as well as you can and then use that thing until you can't use it any more. That's just sensible.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h...
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h...
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I can’t imagine that anyone in tech had anything to do with this article and I certainly won’t entertain that built-in obsolescence is something that will get worse as time goes on
Wife-guy mayor vs Chad interviewer
Gee, I wonder why New Yorkers picked this man over the guy with a public record of harassing women.
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Wife-guy mayor vs Chad interviewer
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It cannot be said enough, nearly every Democrat who listens to Carville loses, and nearly every Democrat who does what he's against wins. We just had an overwhelming demonstration of that a couple weeks ago. Put this zombie out to pasture already. He's useless.
The article is called "Out With Woke". He specifically calls for sacrificing all marginalized communities upon the altar of the revered white male. Is that how desperate liberals have gotten for any sort of hollow "win"?
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It cannot be said enough, nearly every Democrat who listens to Carville loses, and nearly every Democrat who does what he's against wins. We just had an overwhelming demonstration of that a couple weeks ago. Put this zombie out to pasture already. He's useless.
“Aggressively chalking”
😂😂😂
The defendant is charged with aggravated chalk art, your honor, and we are asking for a sentence of eleventy billion years in the state penitentiary
😂😂😂
The defendant is charged with aggravated chalk art, your honor, and we are asking for a sentence of eleventy billion years in the state penitentiary
"The suspects...were seen in a video aggressively chalking the crosswalk."
This is what DeSantis is spending Florida taxpayer money on.
www.wftv.com/news/local/r...
This is what DeSantis is spending Florida taxpayer money on.
www.wftv.com/news/local/r...
‘Resist’: Two arrested after chalking former Pulse Memorial Crosswalk
The video showed the men grinding chalk onto the crosswalk, with the word ‘Resist’ chalked nearby
www.wftv.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“Aggressively chalking”
😂😂😂
The defendant is charged with aggravated chalk art, your honor, and we are asking for a sentence of eleventy billion years in the state penitentiary
😂😂😂
The defendant is charged with aggravated chalk art, your honor, and we are asking for a sentence of eleventy billion years in the state penitentiary
Never once while getting ready to go to the airport have I considered whether my attire “honors the country”
I don’t even know what the fuck that means
I don’t even know what the fuck that means
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Never once while getting ready to go to the airport have I considered whether my attire “honors the country”
I don’t even know what the fuck that means
I don’t even know what the fuck that means
Correct opinion: Of your zine isn’t anarchistic just don’t waste the paper, glue, toner, and staples
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Correct opinion: Of your zine isn’t anarchistic just don’t waste the paper, glue, toner, and staples
You and your boss wear suits all the time, Sean, but you still act like puckered assholes
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
You and your boss wear suits all the time, Sean, but you still act like puckered assholes
This post really needed to use more of the character limit to describe HOW
Humans can easily spread the virus between animals.
Texas equine community on high alert over horse herpes outbreak
Humans can easily spread the virus between animals.
bit.ly
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This post really needed to use more of the character limit to describe HOW
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RIP Viola Ford Fletcher
And for the rest of us, if you live in the US and don't know about the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, then I invite you to please take 10 minutes and read about it. This is an important part of American history that isn't taught in schools:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulsa_r...
And for the rest of us, if you live in the US and don't know about the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, then I invite you to please take 10 minutes and read about it. This is an important part of American history that isn't taught in schools:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulsa_r...
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
RIP Viola Ford Fletcher
And for the rest of us, if you live in the US and don't know about the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, then I invite you to please take 10 minutes and read about it. This is an important part of American history that isn't taught in schools:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulsa_r...
And for the rest of us, if you live in the US and don't know about the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, then I invite you to please take 10 minutes and read about it. This is an important part of American history that isn't taught in schools:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulsa_r...
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
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The article is called "Out With Woke". He specifically calls for sacrificing all marginalized communities upon the altar of the revered white male. Is that how desperate liberals have gotten for any sort of hollow "win"?
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The article is called "Out With Woke". He specifically calls for sacrificing all marginalized communities upon the altar of the revered white male. Is that how desperate liberals have gotten for any sort of hollow "win"?
Where I come from it’s Fuck James Carville always
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Where I come from it’s Fuck James Carville always
Everything I know about 2/3 of the main players in this story I have learned entirely against my will.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Everything I know about 2/3 of the main players in this story I have learned entirely against my will.
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At a certain point, all the Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK/Sanford/whatever stuff starts to feel like we're all being forced to participate in some weird fetish of the media elite.
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
At a certain point, all the Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK/Sanford/whatever stuff starts to feel like we're all being forced to participate in some weird fetish of the media elite.