Tyson, OLD 🍉
@tymo214.bsky.social
I don’t even know why we fucking bother. Texas is a fucking toilet. Fuck MAGAtress Mack. 1312 Free Palestine
But Sooz, the DECORUM!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
But Sooz, the DECORUM!!!!
So much for the tolerant left
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
So much for the tolerant left
Good plate apportionment, homes. Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Good plate apportionment, homes. Happy Thanksgiving
Very inclusive for squatty dogs
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Very inclusive for squatty dogs
This was just a Ween/wean joke, not a reference as far as I know. But maybe 🤷🏻♂️ I don’t know their whole catalogue
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This was just a Ween/wean joke, not a reference as far as I know. But maybe 🤷🏻♂️ I don’t know their whole catalogue
- Cattle rancher, 8 months after all his cows gave birth
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
- Cattle rancher, 8 months after all his cows gave birth
🎶 The river, they say, won’t let boats get away, when the Thanksgiving skies are all gloomy 🎶
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
🎶 The river, they say, won’t let boats get away, when the Thanksgiving skies are all gloomy 🎶
You forgot: Repeat for 100 years
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You forgot: Repeat for 100 years
Is that Pete Holmes?
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Is that Pete Holmes?
And spent $30 grand, apparently
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
And spent $30 grand, apparently
It’s cause the black stripe looks like a harmonica vest
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It’s cause the black stripe looks like a harmonica vest
I always read Willy Bank as more a Steve Wynn type since his Casinos didn’t seem to be bankrupt and were mostly well run…
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I always read Willy Bank as more a Steve Wynn type since his Casinos didn’t seem to be bankrupt and were mostly well run…
It’s almost as if ICE are a bunch of cowards too afraid to confront actual criminals…
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It’s almost as if ICE are a bunch of cowards too afraid to confront actual criminals…
Imagine thinking that DOGE’s mission was to improve things
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Imagine thinking that DOGE’s mission was to improve things
Well, there goes the plans I had for MY future
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Well, there goes the plans I had for MY future