Turner
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head down hustlin like he's hauling mail. american soccer guy. unrepentant Kentuckian. taller than you
I love watching Derrick Henry run the football
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I love watching Derrick Henry run the football
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[NFL] DONTAYVION WICKS MAKES THE HUGE GRAB TO SEAL THE GAME! twitter.com/NFL/status/1...
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
[NFL] DONTAYVION WICKS MAKES THE HUGE GRAB TO SEAL THE GAME! twitter.com/NFL/status/1...
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
Sean Evans as Thanksgiving parade reporter, millennial cultural victory marches on apace [complimentary]
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Sean Evans as Thanksgiving parade reporter, millennial cultural victory marches on apace [complimentary]
I genuinely think Brandon garrison is getting worse week to week
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I genuinely think Brandon garrison is getting worse week to week
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It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
it’s crazy how unusable Instagram is right now, especially stories.
A real experience just now:
One account I actually follow, ad, ad, ad carousel, another I follow, ad, ad carousel, then two accounts I follow, followed by three ads. insane
A real experience just now:
One account I actually follow, ad, ad, ad carousel, another I follow, ad, ad carousel, then two accounts I follow, followed by three ads. insane
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
it’s crazy how unusable Instagram is right now, especially stories.
A real experience just now:
One account I actually follow, ad, ad, ad carousel, another I follow, ad, ad carousel, then two accounts I follow, followed by three ads. insane
A real experience just now:
One account I actually follow, ad, ad, ad carousel, another I follow, ad, ad carousel, then two accounts I follow, followed by three ads. insane
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges
Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
POV you’re watching me watch LouCity give up the playoff goal that would end their season on my phone at a wedding reception (yes, that is actually what was happening)
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
POV you’re watching me watch LouCity give up the playoff goal that would end their season on my phone at a wedding reception (yes, that is actually what was happening)
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yes it's true that planes are crashing on my watch. and it's because passengers are dishonoring their country with pajama pants. next question.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
yes it's true that planes are crashing on my watch. and it's because passengers are dishonoring their country with pajama pants. next question.
JJ is sooooo bad lmao
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
JJ is sooooo bad lmao
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american oligarchs uniformly abandoned a lifetime of democratic support because it was easier for them to believe that “based meme” accounts run by czechoslovakian teens were proof of a mass populist movement in service to elon musk than face the hard truth that most people hate their fucking guts
It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
american oligarchs uniformly abandoned a lifetime of democratic support because it was easier for them to believe that “based meme” accounts run by czechoslovakian teens were proof of a mass populist movement in service to elon musk than face the hard truth that most people hate their fucking guts
if you regularly use LLMs you are affirming that you enjoy being lied to UP TO 35% OF THE TIME and are unwilling to verify the information it gives you.
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
if you regularly use LLMs you are affirming that you enjoy being lied to UP TO 35% OF THE TIME and are unwilling to verify the information it gives you.
sick goal Vancouver
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
sick goal Vancouver
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Meta was aware that millions of adult strangers were contacting minors on its sites; that its products exacerbated mental health issues in teens; and that content related to eating disorders, suicide, and child sexual abuse was frequently detected, yet rarely removed.
time.com/7336204/meta...
time.com/7336204/meta...
7 Allegations Against Meta in Newly Unsealed Filings
Court filings allege Meta tolerated sex trafficking, hid harms to teens, and prioritized growth over user safety for years.
time.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Meta was aware that millions of adult strangers were contacting minors on its sites; that its products exacerbated mental health issues in teens; and that content related to eating disorders, suicide, and child sexual abuse was frequently detected, yet rarely removed.
time.com/7336204/meta...
time.com/7336204/meta...
450 minutes of open play. 8 shots on target. 1 goal. yikes
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
450 minutes of open play. 8 shots on target. 1 goal. yikes
that is extremely dirty from mertz
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
that is extremely dirty from mertz
this final has set soccer in America back at least a decade
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
this final has set soccer in America back at least a decade
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What a message from both sets of players to start the USL Championship Final, wearing t-shirts that say:
"USL HQ: PRO REL? TRY PRO STANDARDS FIRST" Major statement made from the USL Players Association.
"USL HQ: PRO REL? TRY PRO STANDARDS FIRST" Major statement made from the USL Players Association.
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
What a message from both sets of players to start the USL Championship Final, wearing t-shirts that say:
"USL HQ: PRO REL? TRY PRO STANDARDS FIRST" Major statement made from the USL Players Association.
"USL HQ: PRO REL? TRY PRO STANDARDS FIRST" Major statement made from the USL Players Association.
Riley from the Oregon Dance Team you are a legend, two great attempts
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Riley from the Oregon Dance Team you are a legend, two great attempts