Turner
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head down hustlin like he's hauling mail. american soccer guy. unrepentant Kentuckian. taller than you
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The Trump administration is literally the nanny state that conservatives spent decades complaining about. They want to tell you what you should wear on a flight, how many cookies you should eat, who you can watch on late night TV, etc. No Democrat has ever been this much of a busybody fussbudget.
NEW: Dr. Oz is quite literally telling his federal employees to eat less.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
www.wired.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The Trump administration is literally the nanny state that conservatives spent decades complaining about. They want to tell you what you should wear on a flight, how many cookies you should eat, who you can watch on late night TV, etc. No Democrat has ever been this much of a busybody fussbudget.
frankly there's only been one worth watching and it was last weekend
ESPN's Booger McFarland, one of ESPN's top college football analysts, admitted he only watched one Ohio State game this season.
awfulannouncing.com/college-foot...
awfulannouncing.com/college-foot...
Booger McFarland admits he's only watched Ohio State once this season
Booger McFarland admitted he's only watched Ohio State play once this season despite appearing on ESPN's weekly CFP rankings show.
awfulannouncing.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
frankly there's only been one worth watching and it was last weekend
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Here's Rep. Ann Wagner (R-Mo.) raging about Missouri's elections being "decided in California" in response to an article about Missourians protesting a gerrymandering petition in California -- except the article is about the town of California in Missouri.
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Here's Rep. Ann Wagner (R-Mo.) raging about Missouri's elections being "decided in California" in response to an article about Missourians protesting a gerrymandering petition in California -- except the article is about the town of California in Missouri.
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comically easy solution (companies who sponsor bowl games directly pay players for participation + team payouts for appearing in bowls go directly to players)
problem solved, what's next
problem solved, what's next
The bowls are dying, and bowl eligible teams opting out of playing in them are just the latest symptom
www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
Notre Dame's CFP opt-out is further proof bowl games won't last much longer
Teams opting out of bowl games is another symptom of a fatal disease killing the bowl system
www.cbssports.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
comically easy solution (companies who sponsor bowl games directly pay players for participation + team payouts for appearing in bowls go directly to players)
problem solved, what's next
problem solved, what's next
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Ranchester,
12/8/2025, 7:31:24 AM
12/8/2025, 7:31:24 AM
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Ranchester,
12/8/2025, 7:31:24 AM
12/8/2025, 7:31:24 AM
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Keisean Nixon with a game-winning INT to vault the Packers into first place in the NFC North.
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Keisean Nixon with a game-winning INT to vault the Packers into first place in the NFC North.
the kings in the north. 🧀🧀🧀
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
the kings in the north. 🧀🧀🧀
[through clenched teeth] Tom Brady is improving as a commentator
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
[through clenched teeth] Tom Brady is improving as a commentator
Boy am I happy to see Jayden Reed back
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Boy am I happy to see Jayden Reed back
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LOLOLOLOL MANNY DIAZ WON AN ACC BEFORE MIAMI, SORRY I CAN'T HELP IT
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
LOLOLOLOL MANNY DIAZ WON AN ACC BEFORE MIAMI, SORRY I CAN'T HELP IT
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Miami spent all that money just to watch Manny Diaz and Mike Norvell win the ACC before them
dude got done dirty by miami then won the ACC before them lmao
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Miami spent all that money just to watch Manny Diaz and Mike Norvell win the ACC before them
think I’ve sort of just decided that I’m gonna treat rooting for the football programs at other “basketball schools” (Not Louisville) like NATO:
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
think I’ve sort of just decided that I’m gonna treat rooting for the football programs at other “basketball schools” (Not Louisville) like NATO:
Duty bound also to point out that this coulda been Louisville’s year to actually do something in the ACC post-Lamar and they just decided that they weren’t interested in that. respect
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Duty bound also to point out that this coulda been Louisville’s year to actually do something in the ACC post-Lamar and they just decided that they weren’t interested in that. respect
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Me if Indiana loses: They have a better Best Win than Georgia and a better loss than Georgia. Keep them #2
Me if Ohio State loses: #9 or something. Send them to Oklahoma where the football is unpleasant. That'll teach them
Me if Ohio State loses: #9 or something. Send them to Oklahoma where the football is unpleasant. That'll teach them
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Me if Indiana loses: They have a better Best Win than Georgia and a better loss than Georgia. Keep them #2
Me if Ohio State loses: #9 or something. Send them to Oklahoma where the football is unpleasant. That'll teach them
Me if Ohio State loses: #9 or something. Send them to Oklahoma where the football is unpleasant. That'll teach them
The important thing to remember in the face of likely imminent joy for a long suffering fanbase is that the people with big platforms say conference title games actually shouldn’t mean anything
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The important thing to remember in the face of likely imminent joy for a long suffering fanbase is that the people with big platforms say conference title games actually shouldn’t mean anything
the dishonorable buckeyes reduced to trickery in the face of superior hoosier gameplay
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
the dishonorable buckeyes reduced to trickery in the face of superior hoosier gameplay
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
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Feds gassed and tackled people in Elgin today, the same day Kristi Noem was in Chicago for a Christmas photo op, after a few weeks of relative quiet.
I'm remembering that old story about groundskeepers at Versailles who would only turn the palace fountains on when the king came by.
I'm remembering that old story about groundskeepers at Versailles who would only turn the palace fountains on when the king came by.
PHOTOS: Feds deploy tear gas in Elgin as hourslong standoff ends in man's arrest
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Feds gassed and tackled people in Elgin today, the same day Kristi Noem was in Chicago for a Christmas photo op, after a few weeks of relative quiet.
I'm remembering that old story about groundskeepers at Versailles who would only turn the palace fountains on when the king came by.
I'm remembering that old story about groundskeepers at Versailles who would only turn the palace fountains on when the king came by.
dawg if Duke and Indiana win conference titles on the same night im never gonna stop believing that better things are possible for Kentucky
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
dawg if Duke and Indiana win conference titles on the same night im never gonna stop believing that better things are possible for Kentucky
the same people who wanted Miami in the ACCCG last week are now saying this lol
The selection committee is going to have to decide on Sunday whether or not it wants college football to continue to play conference championship games.
That's what's at stake. If you're knocked out of the field after playing in one, it's impossible to recover from that.
That's what's at stake. If you're knocked out of the field after playing in one, it's impossible to recover from that.
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
the same people who wanted Miami in the ACCCG last week are now saying this lol
have never cared less about an MLS champion than miami
December 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
have never cared less about an MLS champion than miami
Is Herbstreit okay? Blood in the eye?
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Is Herbstreit okay? Blood in the eye?
exceptionally rare Alexi Lalas W as he wants the draw to get going already (me too bud)
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
exceptionally rare Alexi Lalas W as he wants the draw to get going already (me too bud)