Turner
@turnerhawkins.bsky.social
head down hustlin like he's hauling mail. american soccer guy. unrepentant Kentuckian. taller than you
daaang this is a crazy good idea
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
daaang this is a crazy good idea
big Kentucky volleyball fan
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
big Kentucky volleyball fan
“This year’s parade will include Ciara and Shaggy” was not on my bingo card
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“This year’s parade will include Ciara and Shaggy” was not on my bingo card
temple band was dope for a band I didn’t n LW existed until literally today
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
temple band was dope for a band I didn’t n LW existed until literally today
wake up there’s coffee cake (slathered in butter of course)
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
wake up there’s coffee cake (slathered in butter of course)
shout out to the guy playing the güiro in the macys parade with buena vista social club
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
shout out to the guy playing the güiro in the macys parade with buena vista social club
it’s a funny old game isn’t it
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
it’s a funny old game isn’t it
soup executive gotta be a top three “shut up and cash the checks” job of all time
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
soup executive gotta be a top three “shut up and cash the checks” job of all time
honestly they’re right
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
honestly they’re right