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Uncle Runt 🦺
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36, tired. Yer uncle that lives on the bad side of town.

Actual idiot.

Best described as squandering potential.

Im still proud of ya champ.

Follow for halfbaked political opinions, thirst traps, and beekeeping nonsense
Pinned
I guess im a certified bluesky elder
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HR departments countrywide need to start treating gendercrit employees as potentially hostile. As soon as you are required to interact with one, you dust off the rulebook, you dot every eye and cross every t, and you assume bad faith at every turn.

They are a threat to every organisation.
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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The sinews of war are infinite goonery.
December 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Been a bit since I've done Monochrome Monday, I also don't think I've ever posted a picture like this before 😈😘 #mcm
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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There was no K-shaped recovery. This was essentially a claim that was very briefly made in 2021 and was almost immediately disproven as more data accumulated. But it has continued to be eagerly repeated by economic doomers and left-wingers, who desperately want it to be true.
Yeah, all that data about the "K-shaped" economy is bullshit. Its great to have a social media economist set everyone straight.
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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‘Tis the season for breedin’ #MonochromeMonday
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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"seven"
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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🚨BREAKING: A federal judge Monday dismissed Missouri Republicans’ attempt to stop voters from pursuing a referendum against the state’s newly gerrymandered congressional map. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Federal Court Tosses GOP Lawsuit Against Missouri’s Gerrymander Referendum Effort
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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my name for this is "situational non-awareness," and I do not have a way to index its prevalence either, but I'll say I am accustomed to this behavior from e.g. enbies that go to art college and young children, but feel I see it more now among people that should know "that's a stupid place to stand"
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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The M1911 pistol was created by God and handed down to his prophet John Browning.
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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FBI Director Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capital, you attack the very being of our way of life. This FBI and this DOJ stand here to tell you we will always refute it and combat it."

Donald Trump pardoned over 1,500 rioters who attacked the U.S. Capitol...
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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“A massive crisis”

Again: Making a broken system less bad is not enough. #MedicareForAllNOW

www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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We're doing a Christmas Train ride thing and I'm feral
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Pull it out and give it a taste @hockeyj0ck.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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"It's impolite to stare."

That's what we're taught from early on. And I appreciate that people try to be polite when they encounter me. But please, stare! Look at my body. Look at my #penis. You want to, I want you to, so why dance around it?

#FCF #FatCockFriday #naked #erection #NormalizeNudity
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Be honest with yourselves…
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Somehow only now learning the Piranha Brothers sketch from Monty Python was based on real events.
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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this isn't a rhetorical question, there is actually an answer, and it's not the one you think
One fun thing to ask ska haters is which came first, reggae or ska.
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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a funny thing about this video we made (which i really like!) is that i made our own custom prompt video for the people doing karaoke to our song, and this custom prompt video is *so fucking weird*
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Circle jerks are the hottest 💦
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Finally #FCF 😇
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I blame @awkwardtrex.bsky.social for this in the best way
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Is there anything hotter than a hairy man shooting his hot load? 💦💦
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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part of it is that they hate women, part of it is that they hate her specifically because they think she should want to fuck them, part of it is that all this shit is for the benefit of like 10K people on twitter who've all been legally prohibited from having unsupervised time with their children
I don't really know what the administration hopes to gain by picking fights with the most well-liked pop artists in the United States. You're just generating backlash for no discernible reason outside of owning the libs.
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.

The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM