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Drunk Grunkle

Drunk Grunkle

@tiamarie.bsky.social

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Irreverent GenX Hermit Married to a Hobbit Discord: t.ia [He/Him]🏳️‍⚧️ http://Tia.WTF About me: https://bsky.app/profile/tiamarie.bsky.social/post/3l336ezrmxp23 Not Officially Endorsed By: @why.bsky.team

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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Jan 25

It's that time of year again!

#ExtraLife2025 is ready for signups.

It's my 16th year participating, gaming for children's cancer research and treatment.

www.extra-life.org/participant/...

Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future

I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.

www.extra-life.org

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 14

I never paid for pay phones, I used radioshack parts to trick phones into thinking they were paid

My county had one pay phone to try it out on lol

Red box (phreaking) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 14

Meet @mattdinniman.bsky.social on his book tour!

I wish he were coming closer than Sacramento.

MEET MATT DINNIMAN
Author of the DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL series
PORTLAND, OR
5/13 | 7pm
Powell's Books
SACRAMENTO, CA
5/14 | 6pm
Barnes & Noble
SAN DIEGO, CA
5/15 | 7pm
Mysterious Galaxy
TEMPE, AZ
5/16 | 7pm
Changing Hands Bookstore
DALLAS, TX
5/17 | 7pm
Half Price Books
MIAMI, FL
5/18 | 5pm
Books & Books
WASHINGTON, DC
5/19 | 6pm
East City Bookshop
Virtual Q&A
+ IRL Signing
CHICAGO, IL
5/20 | 7pm
Anderson's Bookshop
ST. LOUIS, MO
5/21 | 7pm
The Novel Neighbor
BREMERTON, WA
5/31 | 1pm
Ballast Book Company

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 14

MONGO IS APPAULED

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 14

Calling enemies collect felt like such a power move when I was younger

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Adopt a Pet @adoptapet.bsky.social · Feb 14

Introducing a special friend in need of a loving home: Cupcake (149137), located in Baton Rouge, LA.

Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/cupcake-149137-74965733/la/baton-rouge/companion-animal-alliance-la65/

Cupcake (149137) is a Pit Bull Terrier mix dog, available for adoption in Baton Rouge, LA.

Cupcake (149137) is a Pit Bull Terrier mix dog, available for adoption in Baton Rouge, LA.

Cupcake (149137) is a Pit Bull Terrier mix dog, available for adoption in Baton Rouge, LA.

Cupcake (149137) is a Pit Bull Terrier mix dog, available for adoption in Baton Rouge, LA.

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 14

I'm still feuding with my SIL after 24yrs.

It's aged like a fine chianti

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ill bill @localmilfshikigami.bsky.social · Feb 13

hold your grudge close as a lover. age it gently for years in a cool dry place. sip it on special occasions.

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 14

I wish hot tubs weren't so hard to maintain, I'd get one of those inflatable ones.

I'd get flesh eating bacteria if I had to care for my own soup water >,>

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 13

Also, reality is hard to cope with when every news headline reads like an Onion headline.

It's getting harder and harder to disbelieve in The Simulation.

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 13

I'm just glad to have a place to go that isn't the public pool, where I was the ONLY adult without a child -- I felt really weird trying to go to the public pool.

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 13

I'm just gonna show up in a thick dry suit for diving one day xD

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 13

I'm waiting for the temp to get better and people who made new year's resolutions to drop off, so I can actually swim

I'm a fish

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 13

The steam room is my retreat there.

It makes me so happy

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 13

I need to make a browser extension that makes every news site have the same design as @theonion.com

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 13

If it has a screen, someone will make it DOOM

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 13

DOOM DONG SOLVES BOTH PROBLEMS

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 13

They could definitely power another device to run DOOM

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 13

It's my new favourite shirt.

definitely wearing it on my date tomorrow

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 13

I think I need to do more than 30mins of rowing to burn off what I eat

an iOS folder titled "healthcare & fitness" with a gym app and two fast food apps

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 13

I'm greatly disappointed that the results for "adult bath toys" does not include a hydroelectric powered device that runs DOOM.

It's dildos all the way down.

You'd be surprised how often I fall in this trap.

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 13

I've also gained 10lbs since joining a gym, because somebody forgets to eat before going and ends up binging on fast food immediately after.

Pro Tip: Don't do this.

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 13

I went to a bat mitzvah last weekend where they had an airbrush booth.

So I made some unlicensed @katie.bzky.team merch, I like the official stuff better.

HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT written in airbrush and a clock on a shirt

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 13

Power outages have been terrible this storm season.

I've spent more time without power this year than any other year.

Expect me to vanish regularly until winter storm season is over

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Dr. Ashok Karra @akarra.bsky.social · Feb 6

this times a million. the hate those with disabilities get is off the charts. work to destroy the eugenicist mindset that is unfortunately hiding behind a lot of our notions about the world.

Chad Loder @chadloder.bsky.social · Feb 6

Disabled people shouldn't have to prove their disability to you for you to not act like an asshole online.

Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · Feb 6

I always clicked through on ads for other blogs and even bought my own ads back then.

It made the place feel like a co-op