JennrasaurusHex
@jennc.bsky.social
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Quietly making noise. Pissing off the old killjoys. Player of TTRPGs and unapologetic Mass Effect fan. Lover of all things creepy, history, and dinosaurs. She/her or They/Them
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Oh, is the bubble going to burst soon?
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I know there isn't an actual scientific study to read, but man, if there was, I can only imagine what a wild ride that would be.
jennc.bsky.social
Tim Curry makes everything he's in better. He and Carel Struycken were the only reason I watched Addams Family Reunion to the end.
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It's a good idea, but i only have packing tape at work, and I'm not that brave. I would definitely mangle my mask or face skin. I'm only here for another hour, then I can breathe my horror virus all over my car mask free like the gremlin I am.
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Oh no... I used a really strong mouthwash at work... I'm wearing a mask since im getting over a sinus infection. My breath keeps sneaking out of the top of my mask, and it's making my eyes water and burn... it's so minty. Soooo minty.
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I'm using up any money I have for them and dropping Sbux. This is throwing their employees to the wolves. If they had any care or concern, they'd suspend all cup writing.
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I'm using Deezer. They do ad supported free, and you can port your Spotify Playlist over.
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Don't threaten me with a good time!
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I'm so happy NJ is pushing back against this absolute bullshit. I got my covid and flu shots, no questions asked.
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Apparently, we stopped killing Nazis too soon.
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Sorry, we can only afford to get you razzled or dazzled this year.
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Every toy I ever wanted when I was 7 years old was never stupid. In this essay...
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Someone asked me if I knew my hair was purple today. Um, no, I got attacked by a wandering gang of hooligan hairstylists. They also took 200.00 and wouldn't let me look in a mirror. It was all very traumatic.
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They're too busy moving to Monmouth County NJ and completely fucking ruining it.
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I completely expect to be thrown under the bus. It would be nice to be acknowledged, but I learned not to hold my breath.
erinbiba.bsky.social
Let’s be clear MILLIONS of disabled people are going to suffer and die because of Medicaid cuts. Chronically ill and disabled folks rely HEAVILY on medical care to survive and they also have the highest rates of poverty in the country. Cutting Medicaid is a death sentence for many.
erinbiba.bsky.social
How fucking sick and evil do you have to be to zip tie people in wheelchairs.
jennc.bsky.social
Actually, it's Frankenstein's Monster. 🙄
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Who talks like this?
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nikitagill.bsky.social
Zohran Mamdani is saying things like “poverty is a policy choice and politicians have a duty to their constituents to make their lives affordable” and it is making a lot of politicians very very scared that they may actually have to start doing some actual service in their public service jobs.
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And they're going to make getting the vax harder now for people without certain conditions. I feel like I'm being punished for trying.
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Gotta keep the sweets and savories apart.
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Smoke Alarm: Please run test

Thermostat: The time is 3:05 am

Smoke Alarm: Carbon monoxide detected

Thermostat: The temperature is 74°

Smoke Alarm: Fire detected

Thermostat: Beeeeeeeeeeppppp

Smoke alarm: Beeeeeeeeeppppp

Then silence. I'm trying to disable voice controls on the thermostat now.
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At which point the smoke alarm again said its batteries were low. This excited the thermostat which asked us to set the time. Which we couldn't because the smoke alarm was getting its batteries changed. Then this exchange happened...
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My smoke alarm talks. The batteries were running low, which it told us in a very soothing female voice. However, we weren't aware the smoke alarm spoke so we assumed it was the talking thermostat for the AC. The batteries were changed which undid us turning off voice commands.
jennc.bsky.social
I do miss one thing about Florida, seeing cool lizards.
Rainbow headed agama. Dark green and blue lizard with an orange yellow head and a tail that goes from light green to off white to orange to green blue. Green iguana up in a tree.