CapnMarrrrk
@capnmarrrrk.bsky.social
Your parasocial pocket pal in STL. Content Manager, wanna be Guitar Guy but terminally online Void Screamer, Book loving costume wearer. He/Him
I'd be perfectly happy for Dan Bongino to step down from the FBI and step into the Sea. Just keep walking Dan.
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'd be perfectly happy for Dan Bongino to step down from the FBI and step into the Sea. Just keep walking Dan.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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This need be written on Trump's tomb:
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed person is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed person is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
December 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This need be written on Trump's tomb:
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed person is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed person is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
Whelp, just thought up a clever murder delivery system:
Filling Bubble Wrap with poison gas.
Filling Bubble Wrap with poison gas.
December 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Whelp, just thought up a clever murder delivery system:
Filling Bubble Wrap with poison gas.
Filling Bubble Wrap with poison gas.
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
This need be written on Trump's tomb:
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed person is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed person is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
December 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This need be written on Trump's tomb:
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed person is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed person is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
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GNU Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner. Heartbreaking news. 💔💔
December 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
GNU Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner. Heartbreaking news. 💔💔
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wanna claim youre self-made but got a whole gut microbiome digesting your food for you ya little pissboy
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
wanna claim youre self-made but got a whole gut microbiome digesting your food for you ya little pissboy
You can drop a billionaire to the bottom of the ocean in a submarine with nothing in his pocket and a couple years later he'll still be a laughing stock.
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
You can drop a billionaire to the bottom of the ocean in a submarine with nothing in his pocket and a couple years later he'll still be a laughing stock.
It was open studio day at my friend's art building. She had a model and members of my old art Meetup were there. I haven't seen them in years. Haven't figure drawn in years. I am deliriously happy. And have been invited to come back and draw with them again. 🥰
Just remembered the 2 funniest are 💀😭
Just remembered the 2 funniest are 💀😭
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It was open studio day at my friend's art building. She had a model and members of my old art Meetup were there. I haven't seen them in years. Haven't figure drawn in years. I am deliriously happy. And have been invited to come back and draw with them again. 🥰
Just remembered the 2 funniest are 💀😭
Just remembered the 2 funniest are 💀😭
"Brilliant"I say. I laughed really hard at some stuff.
Happy WAKE UP DEAD MAN day to all* who celebrate!
*You. You should be celebrating. It's fucking rad.
*You. You should be celebrating. It's fucking rad.
December 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
"Brilliant"I say. I laughed really hard at some stuff.
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December 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all i'm saying is that there were better options
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Firefox is done :) The download is on the page. It auto installs if you're in desktop Firefox, because Mozilla's extension system isn't shenanigans.
I ❤️ u
I’ll add some more fonts in later; they’ll auto update on Firefox.
I ❤️ u
I’ll add some more fonts in later; they’ll auto update on Firefox.
I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
ReCalibri
They always make us do everything ourselves, anyway
Dr.eamer.dev
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Firefox is done :) The download is on the page. It auto installs if you're in desktop Firefox, because Mozilla's extension system isn't shenanigans.
I ❤️ u
I’ll add some more fonts in later; they’ll auto update on Firefox.
I ❤️ u
I’ll add some more fonts in later; they’ll auto update on Firefox.
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The premise: take a comedian, tell them to close their eyes, dress them in a costume, show them what they look like. They have to invent a character and go on camera for an interview.
I. Am. SCREAMING! Scroll for the whole scene. SCREAMING
youtube.com/shorts/9cqdI...
I. Am. SCREAMING! Scroll for the whole scene. SCREAMING
youtube.com/shorts/9cqdI...
Meet Mother Hotdog 🌭
YouTube video by Very Important People
youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The premise: take a comedian, tell them to close their eyes, dress them in a costume, show them what they look like. They have to invent a character and go on camera for an interview.
I. Am. SCREAMING! Scroll for the whole scene. SCREAMING
youtube.com/shorts/9cqdI...
I. Am. SCREAMING! Scroll for the whole scene. SCREAMING
youtube.com/shorts/9cqdI...
Re Time Magazine PotY:
Did an AI write this? Show me in the prompt where the AI touched you.
Did an AI write this? Show me in the prompt where the AI touched you.
December 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Re Time Magazine PotY:
Did an AI write this? Show me in the prompt where the AI touched you.
Did an AI write this? Show me in the prompt where the AI touched you.
The premise: take a comedian, tell them to close their eyes, dress them in a costume, show them what they look like. They have to invent a character and go on camera for an interview.
I. Am. SCREAMING! Scroll for the whole scene. SCREAMING
youtube.com/shorts/9cqdI...
I. Am. SCREAMING! Scroll for the whole scene. SCREAMING
youtube.com/shorts/9cqdI...
Meet Mother Hotdog 🌭
YouTube video by Very Important People
youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The premise: take a comedian, tell them to close their eyes, dress them in a costume, show them what they look like. They have to invent a character and go on camera for an interview.
I. Am. SCREAMING! Scroll for the whole scene. SCREAMING
youtube.com/shorts/9cqdI...
I. Am. SCREAMING! Scroll for the whole scene. SCREAMING
youtube.com/shorts/9cqdI...
Aiya! Just @ me next time
December 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Aiya! Just @ me next time
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Aging Out of Fucks: The Neuroscience of Why You Suddenly Can’t Pretend Anymore. “…that point in midlife when your capacity to pretend, perform, and please others starts shorting out like an electrical system that’s finally had enough.” [blog.lifebranches.com]
Aging Out of Fucks: The Neuroscience of Why You Suddenly Can’t Pretend Anymore
Your brain’s middle finger to people-pleasing
www.blog.lifebranches.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Aging Out of Fucks: The Neuroscience of Why You Suddenly Can’t Pretend Anymore. “…that point in midlife when your capacity to pretend, perform, and please others starts shorting out like an electrical system that’s finally had enough.” [blog.lifebranches.com]
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I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
ReCalibri
They always make us do everything ourselves, anyway
Dr.eamer.dev
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
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Look at this dog I drew
December 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Look at this dog I drew
One ray of light reading this is the knowledge that you just KNOW Stephen Miller is cursed with Donald's voice as an inner monologue.
Fuck that guy. I hope it drones on all day/night never giving him rest.
Fuck that guy. I hope it drones on all day/night never giving him rest.
Trumplethinskin creates his own version of reality & then expects us to believe it as if we don't have eyes, ears or functioning brains.
#SAD 🤣
#SAD 🤣
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
One ray of light reading this is the knowledge that you just KNOW Stephen Miller is cursed with Donald's voice as an inner monologue.
Fuck that guy. I hope it drones on all day/night never giving him rest.
Fuck that guy. I hope it drones on all day/night never giving him rest.
Your milage may vary but this is the best thing I've seen all day.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U7ou4L/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U7ou4L/
Laid Back Country Picker cover Bauhaus Bela Lugosi’s Dead at Houston’s Shoeshine Charley’s Big Top Lounge they got this song as a vinyl single at their merch store. Go get it. #goth #country #bauhaus ...
TikTok video by bigotechocolate
www.tiktok.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Your milage may vary but this is the best thing I've seen all day.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U7ou4L/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U7ou4L/
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Art by • Alexey Gorboot
December 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Art by • Alexey Gorboot