CapnMarrrrk
@capnmarrrrk.bsky.social
Your parasocial pocket pal in STL. Content Manager, wanna be Guitar Guy but terminally online Void Screamer, Book loving costume wearer. He/Him
One ray of light reading this is the knowledge that you just KNOW Stephen Miller is cursed with Donald's voice as an inner monologue.
Fuck that guy. I hope it drones on all day/night never giving him rest.
Fuck that guy. I hope it drones on all day/night never giving him rest.
Trumplethinskin creates his own version of reality & then expects us to believe it as if we don't have eyes, ears or functioning brains.
#SAD 🤣
#SAD 🤣
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
One ray of light reading this is the knowledge that you just KNOW Stephen Miller is cursed with Donald's voice as an inner monologue.
Fuck that guy. I hope it drones on all day/night never giving him rest.
Fuck that guy. I hope it drones on all day/night never giving him rest.
Your milage may vary but this is the best thing I've seen all day.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U7ou4L/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U7ou4L/
Laid Back Country Picker cover Bauhaus Bela Lugosi’s Dead at Houston’s Shoeshine Charley’s Big Top Lounge they got this song as a vinyl single at their merch store. Go get it. #goth #country #bauhaus ...
TikTok video by bigotechocolate
www.tiktok.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Your milage may vary but this is the best thing I've seen all day.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U7ou4L/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U7ou4L/
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Art by • Alexey Gorboot
December 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Art by • Alexey Gorboot
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the world is so fucking stupid and crazy right now nobody is even going to notice your stuff. might as well have fun with it, fling that weird all over the place
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
the world is so fucking stupid and crazy right now nobody is even going to notice your stuff. might as well have fun with it, fling that weird all over the place
Digging this one out again because I need the joy this woman's discovery of Sweet Transvestite brings me.
youtu.be/c0IeQk_JIHg?...
youtu.be/c0IeQk_JIHg?...
I've Never Seen Rocky Horror Picture Show Before, And Y'all Get To Watch It w/ Me For The First Time
YouTube video by The Charismatic Voice
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Digging this one out again because I need the joy this woman's discovery of Sweet Transvestite brings me.
youtu.be/c0IeQk_JIHg?...
youtu.be/c0IeQk_JIHg?...
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Trump wants to be "The Peace President" to skate into Heaven.
What he's gonna get is Honorary Heaven where every day he is awarded an honor but is never satisfied. He is never happy
The floating heads of Fred and Mary Anne look down with scorn and derision.
The emptiness remains unfilled.
What he's gonna get is Honorary Heaven where every day he is awarded an honor but is never satisfied. He is never happy
The floating heads of Fred and Mary Anne look down with scorn and derision.
The emptiness remains unfilled.
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Trump wants to be "The Peace President" to skate into Heaven.
What he's gonna get is Honorary Heaven where every day he is awarded an honor but is never satisfied. He is never happy
The floating heads of Fred and Mary Anne look down with scorn and derision.
The emptiness remains unfilled.
What he's gonna get is Honorary Heaven where every day he is awarded an honor but is never satisfied. He is never happy
The floating heads of Fred and Mary Anne look down with scorn and derision.
The emptiness remains unfilled.
Trump wants to be "The Peace President" to skate into Heaven.
What he's gonna get is Honorary Heaven where every day he is awarded an honor but is never satisfied. He is never happy
The floating heads of Fred and Mary Anne look down with scorn and derision.
The emptiness remains unfilled.
What he's gonna get is Honorary Heaven where every day he is awarded an honor but is never satisfied. He is never happy
The floating heads of Fred and Mary Anne look down with scorn and derision.
The emptiness remains unfilled.
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Trump wants to be "The Peace President" to skate into Heaven.
What he's gonna get is Honorary Heaven where every day he is awarded an honor but is never satisfied. He is never happy
The floating heads of Fred and Mary Anne look down with scorn and derision.
The emptiness remains unfilled.
What he's gonna get is Honorary Heaven where every day he is awarded an honor but is never satisfied. He is never happy
The floating heads of Fred and Mary Anne look down with scorn and derision.
The emptiness remains unfilled.
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What we are seeing is the expansion of the infrastructure that has been built for decades to do exactly what we are seeing. Build a fascist police state that sees capitalism as religion and humans as a tool for those in power to achieve their own depraved goals and nothing more.
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
What we are seeing is the expansion of the infrastructure that has been built for decades to do exactly what we are seeing. Build a fascist police state that sees capitalism as religion and humans as a tool for those in power to achieve their own depraved goals and nothing more.
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
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December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
So my platonic queer life partner sublimates her murderous impulses a couple times a year by smashing a cake in my face.
Yesterday was one of those days.
Yesterday was one of those days.
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
So my platonic queer life partner sublimates her murderous impulses a couple times a year by smashing a cake in my face.
Yesterday was one of those days.
Yesterday was one of those days.
How it will actually go down
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
How it will actually go down
Shit @roxiqt.com you broke containment. I just saw a screenshot skeet on FB. Kind of dated though as you did not get a domesticated raccoon unless there is something you aren't telling us about @crocketthoughton.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Shit @roxiqt.com you broke containment. I just saw a screenshot skeet on FB. Kind of dated though as you did not get a domesticated raccoon unless there is something you aren't telling us about @crocketthoughton.com
Currently sick with the crud. I made this Instant Pot Chicken Noodle Soup. I also added a 1/2 teaspoon of coriander and extra garlic. Yum Yummy!
Instant Pot Chicken Noodle Soup Is a Dinner Winner
It's the best thing you can make in you Instant Pot.
www.thekitchn.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Currently sick with the crud. I made this Instant Pot Chicken Noodle Soup. I also added a 1/2 teaspoon of coriander and extra garlic. Yum Yummy!
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i will cry about this movie, every time. i always wanted the cookie cutter machine ❄️
October 26, 2024 at 10:16 AM
i will cry about this movie, every time. i always wanted the cookie cutter machine ❄️
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check this site if you want a ton high res pictures of ancient art for references that are public domain (not sponsored)
www.getty.edu/art/collecti...
www.getty.edu/art/collecti...
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
check this site if you want a ton high res pictures of ancient art for references that are public domain (not sponsored)
www.getty.edu/art/collecti...
www.getty.edu/art/collecti...
Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Wired: Emmet Otter's Jugbamd Christmas is a Christmas show
Wired: Emmet Otter's Jugbamd Christmas is a Christmas show
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Wired: Emmet Otter's Jugbamd Christmas is a Christmas show
Wired: Emmet Otter's Jugbamd Christmas is a Christmas show
Can't wait for the actual autopsy
My "The president is in excellent health" memorandum has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my memorandum.
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Can't wait for the actual autopsy
Everyone in this tiny room and they still not only totally killed but the dancers also danced.
David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Everyone in this tiny room and they still not only totally killed but the dancers also danced.
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I’ve been out shoveling in my Docs, so I guess it’s time to repost this.
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’ve been out shoveling in my Docs, so I guess it’s time to repost this.
Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea. And then it stopped coming. And they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And you're ready. It's my job. To freeze you.
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea. And then it stopped coming. And they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And you're ready. It's my job. To freeze you.