CapnMarrrrk
@capnmarrrrk.bsky.social
Your parasocial pocket pal in STL. Content Manager, wanna be Guitar Guy but terminally online Void Screamer, Book loving costume wearer. He/Him
I've seen you, you're anything but generic
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I've seen you, you're anything but generic
There's at least 1000 of me, probably 5k.
December 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
There's at least 1000 of me, probably 5k.
I'm told I have a lot of doppelgangers running around. There is an abundance of gray-bearded bald guys with big noses. Waiter in Dallas thought he knew me.
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I'm told I have a lot of doppelgangers running around. There is an abundance of gray-bearded bald guys with big noses. Waiter in Dallas thought he knew me.
I just flat out refuse.
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I just flat out refuse.
What a lovely sentiment
December 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
What a lovely sentiment
Imagine just hanging out and this thing just comes rolling up behind you.
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Imagine just hanging out and this thing just comes rolling up behind you.
I have 100% failed to live up to my potential. I have jobs but no career and have completely failed to plan for the future.
I'm not nostalgic, but cynical as fuck and still don't trust authority.
Fuck 'em.
I'm not nostalgic, but cynical as fuck and still don't trust authority.
Fuck 'em.
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I have 100% failed to live up to my potential. I have jobs but no career and have completely failed to plan for the future.
I'm not nostalgic, but cynical as fuck and still don't trust authority.
Fuck 'em.
I'm not nostalgic, but cynical as fuck and still don't trust authority.
Fuck 'em.
But I AM a slacker.
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
But I AM a slacker.