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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸

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I do stats, science, plants...and melancholy but not the romantic kind. Biostatistician. Straight malewife. he/him. 5'4 (derogatory) SAVE SCIENCE

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · Jan 24

Remember, kids, no matter how much horseshit you're shoveling, there's always a credulous reporter willing to call it brownies.

Daniel Payne @danielpayne.bsky.social · Jan 22

Anti-vaccine no more? RFK Jr. is remaking his image to serve Trump

www.politico.com/news/2025/01...

Anti-vaccine no more? RFK Jr. is remaking his image to serve Trump

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is telling senators considering his nomination to lead the government’s health agencies he merely wants transparency about vaccines.

www.politico.com

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 18m

I'm scanning these Uzi modification books for my dad. You have no idea the 1990s gun show culture. They were just as crazy as they are now back then.

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 20m

For better...or worse

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 21m

Roberts is one of those guys who is fully on board with dismantling American Democracy, but you don't show up to his house with the guy you iced in the back of the car. It's unsightly. He'll hate the direct implication.

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 29m

I WAS POOPING ON THE PROTESTORS. Nobody has ever- It's a President people haven't seen before- The pooing, it was everywhere, you don't understand. It was the most- There was the pooping of the most.

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 1h

It's so weird when magats come to Bluesky. It's not annoying or aggravating, it's just really...pathetic. Go home, bro.

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 1h

a bear wearing a hooded jacket is eating from a bowl .

ALT: a bear wearing a hooded jacket is eating from a bowl .

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 1h

Bosc is the money pear.

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 2h

Gotta switch to buproprion

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 2h

I still cannot understand how we can just do that. Congress allocated that aid. Isn't anyone fighting this? Isn't anyone suing the administration for illegal impoundment or unauthorized military action?? Are we completely powerless??

Popehat Or Danger of Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 16h

Don’t let the frogwater that’s boiling us alive let you skip over this: we murdered another country’s citizens in cold blood, and when their leader objected, we called him a drug dealer and cut off aid to his country. That’s freakish.

Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 17h

Petro objected to the US bombing a Columbian fishing vessel that had the emergency beacon on because they were broken down, that we subsequently bombed. One Columbian fisherman survived the attack.

This is the official US response to Petro's comments.

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 4h

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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 7h

Broncos? Thanks for that win 🧡

Gritty looking like a medieval monk with the following:

To fuck around is human

To find out is divine

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 6h

Once again, the loud, crass, primitive New Yorker brain cannot comprehend the svelte, cultured Coloradoan, who can move faster than a slow waddle and breathes air your choked, flatlander lungs cannot sustain themselves on. Return to your pit of mobsters and sewage. Or worse yet, Long Island.

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 20h

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 6h

That was an insane way to win it

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 7h

What a pathetic way to lose this game

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 7h

nvm

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 7h

What a pathetic way to lose this game

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 7h

Trump wanted the highway open. Fuckin hell

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 7h

THEY DID IT

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 7h

They are gonna do this!

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 7h

It's theirs to lose now

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 8h

It's very funny nazis (and I do mean nazis) created this to make fun of me, but really it looks like I'm being extremely disapproving and scolding of them, which really defeats their purpose.

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 8h

Never gonna beat the aged twink allegations

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 8h

Ironically at 32, I am the fittest I've ever been. I'm 120 pounds of thin 20 miles a day endurance muscle.

Still have these fucking noodle arms though.

TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 8h

Ironically at 32, I am the fittest I've ever been. I'm 120 pounds of thin 20 miles a day endurance muscle.

Still have these fucking noodle arms though.

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Hoi @hoi.tgirl.gay · 14h

Who tf are you people i thought i hired atp developers with aproto devs and mitochrondria

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 10h

Wait, what the fuck does "lowkey" even mean anymore? They just seem to randomly pepper it in everywhere...

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TheStatsRobot🔬🐸 @thestatsrobot.bsky.social · 10h

They don't really have a choice. Minimize their losses, entrench their defenses and hunker down. Develop home made missile defense systems and drones to rival the best china and the US can make via direct engagement and use that as leverage in the future.