TheStatsRobot🔬🐸
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I do stats, science, plants...and melancholy but not the romantic kind.
Biostatistician. Straight malewife.
he/him. 5'4 (derogatory)
SAVE SCIENCE
Biostatistician. Straight malewife.
he/him. 5'4 (derogatory)
SAVE SCIENCE
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Remember, kids, no matter how much horseshit you're shoveling, there's always a credulous reporter willing to call it brownies.
This wasn't a joke. I've seen like two animes in my life lol
Is this the guy who my neighbor has as a sticker on his car?
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
This wasn't a joke. I've seen like two animes in my life lol
Is this the guy who my neighbor has as a sticker on his car?
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Is this the guy who my neighbor has as a sticker on his car?
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Basically, the Monty Burns Prize for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Basically, the Monty Burns Prize for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
Every one of these children will be blood on Cassidy's hands
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Every one of these children will be blood on Cassidy's hands
Well that's good, he'll get the pardon then
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Well that's good, he'll get the pardon then
But Kushner and Witkoff will get their Rubles
The new National Security Strategy is a propaganda document, designed to be widely read. It is also a performative suicide. Hard to think of another great power ever abdicating its influence so quickly and so publicly. It will be worth following the reactions around the world, not just in Europe.
Trump's national security strategy is out and some of the Europe sections are shocking. "...the growing influence of patriotic European parties indeed
gives cause for great optimism."
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
gives cause for great optimism."
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
But Kushner and Witkoff will get their Rubles
The problem is Trump only has carte blanche until January 2027, after losing congress he will be completely hamstrung. Treaties and funding will fall back into the hands of a fully Democratic congress.
*US SETS 2027 DEADLINE FOR EUROPE-LED NATO DEFENSE: REUTERS
*US MAY STOP SOME NATO COOPERATION IF EUROPE FAILS DEADLINE:RTRS
*REUTERS CITES FIVE PEOPLE FAMILIAR WITH MATTER ON NATO DEADLINE
*US MAY STOP SOME NATO COOPERATION IF EUROPE FAILS DEADLINE:RTRS
*REUTERS CITES FIVE PEOPLE FAMILIAR WITH MATTER ON NATO DEADLINE
Exclusive: US sets 2027 deadline for Europe-led NATO defense, officials say
The United States wants Europe to take over the majority of NATO's conventional defense capabilities, from intelligence to missiles, by 2027, Pentagon officials told diplomats in Washington this week,...
www.reuters.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The problem is Trump only has carte blanche until January 2027, after losing congress he will be completely hamstrung. Treaties and funding will fall back into the hands of a fully Democratic congress.
There is too much of him left to fix this. After 4 years, we will not be able to fix this
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
There is too much of him left to fix this. After 4 years, we will not be able to fix this
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SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!
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28oct - ‘no matter how careful you are, it could happen to you’
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
28oct - ‘no matter how careful you are, it could happen to you’
Very serious guys say the republicans will be fine. Mildly lose the house I suppose, but fine. They should keep thinking that.
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Very serious guys say the republicans will be fine. Mildly lose the house I suppose, but fine. They should keep thinking that.
This would stop my dooming and say something fundamental
Generally agree, after all, using specials in 2024 was extremely flawed in predicting the 2024 November election.
One thing though is that this wasn't a low turnout election by US standards, it almost reaches midterm level turnout after being nationalized, and we still get such an overperformance.
One thing though is that this wasn't a low turnout election by US standards, it almost reaches midterm level turnout after being nationalized, and we still get such an overperformance.
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This would stop my dooming and say something fundamental
"And that's how me and your mom met."
Me: “Hey, did someone happen to turn in a lost Nalgene?”
Front desk worker: “Yes, in fact. Can you describe it?”
“It’s blue, has a sticker that says ‘Maidenless’ on it.”
[laughs] “That’s yours?”
“Listen, it’s an Elden Ring reference.”
“Do you think that makes it cooler?”
Front desk worker: “Yes, in fact. Can you describe it?”
“It’s blue, has a sticker that says ‘Maidenless’ on it.”
[laughs] “That’s yours?”
“Listen, it’s an Elden Ring reference.”
“Do you think that makes it cooler?”
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"And that's how me and your mom met."
Trump begins ground invasion of Venezuela and Mike Johnson expells 75% of the house democrats: 2026 D+4.5
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Trump begins ground invasion of Venezuela and Mike Johnson expells 75% of the house democrats: 2026 D+4.5
My parents' basement light was off. Nobody down there.
My cat made it to 21. I'm not sure how much longer she would have made it in pain, but I couldn't do it anymore and hope someone will be able to do the same for me one day
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My parents' basement light was off. Nobody down there.
Damn. She's not gonna make
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Damn. She's not gonna make
BOOOOOO. Show us the needle!
To be clear, the graphical Needle will not appear. But the forecast that powers it will be used and provide live predictions.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
BOOOOOO. Show us the needle!
It's only Tuesday, and I already have a Friday crying headache
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It's only Tuesday, and I already have a Friday crying headache
This is absolutely terrifying
I think I've finally dialed in the new underwater rendering system
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is absolutely terrifying
This is quite literally a Nazi talking point you could have heard in any Hitler speech about the jews.
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This is quite literally a Nazi talking point you could have heard in any Hitler speech about the jews.
This is absolutely going to fuck up everything in your life. DRAM touches every boop and beep machine you interact with
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This is absolutely going to fuck up everything in your life. DRAM touches every boop and beep machine you interact with
My cat made it to 21. I'm not sure how much longer she would have made it in pain, but I couldn't do it anymore and hope someone will be able to do the same for me one day
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My cat made it to 21. I'm not sure how much longer she would have made it in pain, but I couldn't do it anymore and hope someone will be able to do the same for me one day
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There's going to be microphones shoved into the walls every few feet. Some Trump crony is going to be contracted to speed build this thing and they won't bother to vet their constructions workers who will plant mics for foreign intelligence agencies
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
There's going to be microphones shoved into the walls every few feet. Some Trump crony is going to be contracted to speed build this thing and they won't bother to vet their constructions workers who will plant mics for foreign intelligence agencies