TheStatsRobot🔬🐸
@thestatsrobot.bsky.social
I do stats, science, plants...and melancholy but not the romantic kind.
Biostatistician. Straight malewife.
he/him. 5'4 (derogatory)
SAVE SCIENCE
Biostatistician. Straight malewife.
he/him. 5'4 (derogatory)
SAVE SCIENCE
Is this the guy who my neighbor has as a sticker on his car?
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Is this the guy who my neighbor has as a sticker on his car?
There is too much of him left to fix this. After 4 years, we will not be able to fix this
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
There is too much of him left to fix this. After 4 years, we will not be able to fix this
Very serious guys say the republicans will be fine. Mildly lose the house I suppose, but fine. They should keep thinking that.
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Very serious guys say the republicans will be fine. Mildly lose the house I suppose, but fine. They should keep thinking that.
I paid $155 for this kit in July for my laptop
December 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I paid $155 for this kit in July for my laptop
The most plagiarism machine to ever plagiarism
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The most plagiarism machine to ever plagiarism
"If only the Tsar knew..."
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
"If only the Tsar knew..."
I was a good boy last night. I slept like a normal person
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I was a good boy last night. I slept like a normal person
Ironically it's almost transphobic itself to assume when he says "various sexual subcultures" he means trans. Most people would not call being trans a "sexual subculture." He's talking about kinky communist puppygirls and shit. They are mapping trans in an internalized transphobic way.
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ironically it's almost transphobic itself to assume when he says "various sexual subcultures" he means trans. Most people would not call being trans a "sexual subculture." He's talking about kinky communist puppygirls and shit. They are mapping trans in an internalized transphobic way.
hashtag In this tweet and I don't like it
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
hashtag In this tweet and I don't like it
The story filled me with utter rage, white hot rage at the unrecoverable destruction brought down upon the world.
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The story filled me with utter rage, white hot rage at the unrecoverable destruction brought down upon the world.
This is such a fucking cop out. The Atlantic giving Kennedy his dignity. It's meaningless. If he dumped the entire grain supply of America into the sea, starving the country, because maisma had infected it with homosexuality, it would have the same legitimacy.
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This is such a fucking cop out. The Atlantic giving Kennedy his dignity. It's meaningless. If he dumped the entire grain supply of America into the sea, starving the country, because maisma had infected it with homosexuality, it would have the same legitimacy.
Godhusk as the thumbnail😍😍😍
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Godhusk as the thumbnail😍😍😍
I think I'm going on this little adventure with the appropriate attitude.
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I think I'm going on this little adventure with the appropriate attitude.
This is fascinating but I'm calling this guy out as a coward for turning off comments and quote tweets. Why be on social media if you do not want to...engage...socially?
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This is fascinating but I'm calling this guy out as a coward for turning off comments and quote tweets. Why be on social media if you do not want to...engage...socially?
Amazing things happening
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Amazing things happening
Made corn silk tea at the airport perfectly.
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Made corn silk tea at the airport perfectly.
I'm getting the picture
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I'm getting the picture
I have this thing for work travel now. Travel kettle. It makes a miserable situation 10% less bad.
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I have this thing for work travel now. Travel kettle. It makes a miserable situation 10% less bad.
I'm on 5,455 of 33,335 ICD-10-PCS code categorizations by hand. I don't wanna do any more😭
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I'm on 5,455 of 33,335 ICD-10-PCS code categorizations by hand. I don't wanna do any more😭
The new apple expo book came in this weekend. As is tradition, if you comment, I'll pick you one of the weird and unique apples exhibited this year.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The new apple expo book came in this weekend. As is tradition, if you comment, I'll pick you one of the weird and unique apples exhibited this year.
My mother is now listening to her landline messages over speakerphone with me. "I need you to check them!"
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My mother is now listening to her landline messages over speakerphone with me. "I need you to check them!"