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Unlikable women defense attorney | they or she | est. in the mid 90s | 18+
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EVA is a Samantha. Kaz thinks he's a Samantha but he's actually a Carrie. Ocelot thinks he's a Miranda but he's actually a Charlotte. Big Boss isn't any of the ladies he's a Mr Big because he's just some guy named John who should be tried at the Hague.
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
if you give a mouse a cookie
I am not going to write an erotic novel because I know myself and I do not have more than 10k words in me but I will definitely use this idea for a fic SOMEDAY
Okay! So! I'm listening to a podcast with Jacob Tierney and he was paraphrasing a segment he saw on female writers of m/m romance and this author said she wanted to explore dom/sub but didn't want to do the "boss/secretary thing" and I just have to say...a domme secretary would make so much sense.
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I am not going to write an erotic novel because I know myself and I do not have more than 10k words in me but I will definitely use this idea for a fic SOMEDAY
Uhm actually☝️🤓 the reason Boston was never raided by a foreign power (aside from you know, the settlers who stole the land from the Massachusetts people) is because the city knew it was vulnerable and built military forts in the harbor to prepare, so the canons on the Raiders' jerseys fit!
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Uhm actually☝️🤓 the reason Boston was never raided by a foreign power (aside from you know, the settlers who stole the land from the Massachusetts people) is because the city knew it was vulnerable and built military forts in the harbor to prepare, so the canons on the Raiders' jerseys fit!
Okay! So! I'm listening to a podcast with Jacob Tierney and he was paraphrasing a segment he saw on female writers of m/m romance and this author said she wanted to explore dom/sub but didn't want to do the "boss/secretary thing" and I just have to say...a domme secretary would make so much sense.
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Okay! So! I'm listening to a podcast with Jacob Tierney and he was paraphrasing a segment he saw on female writers of m/m romance and this author said she wanted to explore dom/sub but didn't want to do the "boss/secretary thing" and I just have to say...a domme secretary would make so much sense.
Straight women calling themselves pillow princesses is cringe but it does imply the existence of stone top straight women. Which fucking rules.
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Straight women calling themselves pillow princesses is cringe but it does imply the existence of stone top straight women. Which fucking rules.
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“I’m a gay man, and this is a gay show. [The smut] and the story are not separate,” 'Heated Rivalry' creator Jacob Tierney says. “It’s about two people learning about who they are and what their relationship is through fucking."
'Heated Rivalry': How a Hockey Romance Novel Became a Smutty HBO Hit
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December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“I’m a gay man, and this is a gay show. [The smut] and the story are not separate,” 'Heated Rivalry' creator Jacob Tierney says. “It’s about two people learning about who they are and what their relationship is through fucking."
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I think it's funny when people capitalize cis like it's an acronym. Girlypop, you just identify with the gender you were assigned, you're not the Commonwealth of Independent States.
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I think it's funny when people capitalize cis like it's an acronym. Girlypop, you just identify with the gender you were assigned, you're not the Commonwealth of Independent States.
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Quietly chuckling to myself thinking about how mad you have to make DDL to log onto instagram
Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Quietly chuckling to myself thinking about how mad you have to make DDL to log onto instagram
THE RAIDERS JERSEY IS ALREADY SOLD OUT
Lmao there is official Heated Rivalry merch someone stop me from buying anything 😭😭😭
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
THE RAIDERS JERSEY IS ALREADY SOLD OUT
I love when media that's made with the straight male gaze ends up being a serve. Sorry this promo image of EVA belongs to the girls, gays, and theys now.
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004)
Promo Poster
Promo Poster
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I love when media that's made with the straight male gaze ends up being a serve. Sorry this promo image of EVA belongs to the girls, gays, and theys now.
Girl doesn't this happen in metal gear solid
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Girl doesn't this happen in metal gear solid
Anytime I see a man driving a Subaru it feels like stolen valor.
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Anytime I see a man driving a Subaru it feels like stolen valor.
Lmao there is official Heated Rivalry merch someone stop me from buying anything 😭😭😭
December 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Lmao there is official Heated Rivalry merch someone stop me from buying anything 😭😭😭
My mom loves Sandra Lee because she feels like her show was standing up for busy working moms who couldn't do everything from scratch. I love her because she makes insane cocktails.
youtube.com/shorts/DgeaO... realizing the reason I love Sandra Lee so much is because she's the same genre of woman as Keira Metz and Eva Metal Gear
"Two" shots of vodka
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December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My mom loves Sandra Lee because she feels like her show was standing up for busy working moms who couldn't do everything from scratch. I love her because she makes insane cocktails.
Don't worry I'm still drinking iced coffee
(This is -4.4 but feels like -11.1 on a day with a high of -3.89 and a low of -13.3 in Celsius).
(This is -4.4 but feels like -11.1 on a day with a high of -3.89 and a low of -13.3 in Celsius).
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Don't worry I'm still drinking iced coffee
(This is -4.4 but feels like -11.1 on a day with a high of -3.89 and a low of -13.3 in Celsius).
(This is -4.4 but feels like -11.1 on a day with a high of -3.89 and a low of -13.3 in Celsius).
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I have lived here my entire life and I did not know this. I've never heard anyone talk about Montreal like the way they talk about New York. Anyone I know who makes fun of Montreal just does it because they speak French (sorry) or because of the Islamophobia (not sorry)
Lmao so apparently the Bruins' irl rivals are the Montreal Canadiens. The more you know.
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I have lived here my entire life and I did not know this. I've never heard anyone talk about Montreal like the way they talk about New York. Anyone I know who makes fun of Montreal just does it because they speak French (sorry) or because of the Islamophobia (not sorry)
It's so cool how homophobia is fine if you're a NATO-aligned country but if you're not complicit in US-led imperialism you deserve to be bombed for homophobia.
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It's so cool how homophobia is fine if you're a NATO-aligned country but if you're not complicit in US-led imperialism you deserve to be bombed for homophobia.
They should invent a winter that's warm
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
They should invent a winter that's warm
"Authors you may also like: Ali Hazelwood"
No.
No.
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"Authors you may also like: Ali Hazelwood"
No.
No.
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Every piece of fiction made by Irish people set in Ireland: This place is riddled with incestuous rot. There is nothing here but decay and strip malls. We are a dying country. Observe us as you would cannibal rats in a cage and and stay far, far away.
Me, partaking: Gosh I'd love to visit Ireland
Me, partaking: Gosh I'd love to visit Ireland
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Every piece of fiction made by Irish people set in Ireland: This place is riddled with incestuous rot. There is nothing here but decay and strip malls. We are a dying country. Observe us as you would cannibal rats in a cage and and stay far, far away.
Me, partaking: Gosh I'd love to visit Ireland
Me, partaking: Gosh I'd love to visit Ireland
Lmao so apparently the Bruins' irl rivals are the Montreal Canadiens. The more you know.
December 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Lmao so apparently the Bruins' irl rivals are the Montreal Canadiens. The more you know.
Have any of my fellow bottle blondes noticed how expensive bleach has gotten recently
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Have any of my fellow bottle blondes noticed how expensive bleach has gotten recently
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His life is so hard
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
His life is so hard