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@theowlseye.bsky.social
Unlikable women defense attorney | they or she | est. in the mid 90s | 18+
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· Oct 21
EVA is a Samantha. Kaz thinks he's a Samantha but he's actually a Carrie. Ocelot thinks he's a Miranda but he's actually a Charlotte. Big Boss isn't any of the ladies he's a Mr Big because he's just some guy named John who should be tried at the Hague.
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Learning that Sam Altman is gay really blows, like gay people aren't supposed to be that lame.
December 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Learning that Sam Altman is gay really blows, like gay people aren't supposed to be that lame.
Me, anytime something is set in New York: wow just like in Sex and the City
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Me, anytime something is set in New York: wow just like in Sex and the City
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I do think it's cool how no one says "slash" anymore. It's yaoi all across the world these days, baby.
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I do think it's cool how no one says "slash" anymore. It's yaoi all across the world these days, baby.
I am enjoying Game Changer but not as much as Heated Rivalry. I fear I truly am a rivals to lovers fujo through and through.
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I am enjoying Game Changer but not as much as Heated Rivalry. I fear I truly am a rivals to lovers fujo through and through.
Having the two romantic leads in a musical both being played by gay people is so correct
Cynthia Erivo & Jonathan Bailey grace the cover of Wonderland Magazine.
📸: JUANKR
📸: JUANKR
December 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Having the two romantic leads in a musical both being played by gay people is so correct
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bibo i made a bit back testing out rebelle 8... #metalgearsolid
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
bibo i made a bit back testing out rebelle 8... #metalgearsolid
What did Sabrina even see in Shawn
December 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
What did Sabrina even see in Shawn
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I will never forgive IBS for taking away my ability to try any of Sandra Lee's insane cocktails
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I will never forgive IBS for taking away my ability to try any of Sandra Lee's insane cocktails
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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She loves da tree 🐱🎄
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
She loves da tree 🐱🎄
It's cool how Gwen Stefani is trying to bring back indulgences
December 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It's cool how Gwen Stefani is trying to bring back indulgences
I gave myself a "one fight with an internet stranger a day" limit and let me tell you, some days this is sooooooo hard.
December 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I gave myself a "one fight with an internet stranger a day" limit and let me tell you, some days this is sooooooo hard.
My cat when dinner is 2 minutes late youtu.be/4shrHLbkliY?...
The Powerful Puma Screams!
YouTube video by Parliament Of Owls
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December 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My cat when dinner is 2 minutes late youtu.be/4shrHLbkliY?...
I'm really happy that Canada made Heated Rivalry because it must have been tough having to contend with Tate McRae being one of your major cultural exports
December 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I'm really happy that Canada made Heated Rivalry because it must have been tough having to contend with Tate McRae being one of your major cultural exports
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Beautiful women named Adobe Acrobat are sending me these love letters every day
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Beautiful women named Adobe Acrobat are sending me these love letters every day
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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Men and telling women how to look; a take that never ends, but should.
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Men and telling women how to look; a take that never ends, but should.
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Nothing worse than signing an email "warm regards" and getting a reply with "warmest regards". Oh, now it's ON.
"kindest regards" alright alright calm down
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Nothing worse than signing an email "warm regards" and getting a reply with "warmest regards". Oh, now it's ON.
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Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
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"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"
Small acrylic painting I did back in 2019 for a Patreon supporter.
Small acrylic painting I did back in 2019 for a Patreon supporter.
August 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"
Small acrylic painting I did back in 2019 for a Patreon supporter.
Small acrylic painting I did back in 2019 for a Patreon supporter.
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