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Unlikable women defense attorney | they or she | est. in the mid 90s | 18+
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EVA is a Samantha. Kaz thinks he's a Samantha but he's actually a Carrie. Ocelot thinks he's a Miranda but he's actually a Charlotte. Big Boss isn't any of the ladies he's a Mr Big because he's just some guy named John who should be tried at the Hague.
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Beautiful women named Adobe Acrobat are sending me these love letters every day
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Beautiful women named Adobe Acrobat are sending me these love letters every day
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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Men and telling women how to look; a take that never ends, but should.
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Men and telling women how to look; a take that never ends, but should.
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Nothing worse than signing an email "warm regards" and getting a reply with "warmest regards". Oh, now it's ON.
"kindest regards" alright alright calm down
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Nothing worse than signing an email "warm regards" and getting a reply with "warmest regards". Oh, now it's ON.
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Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
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"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"
Small acrylic painting I did back in 2019 for a Patreon supporter.
Small acrylic painting I did back in 2019 for a Patreon supporter.
August 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"
Small acrylic painting I did back in 2019 for a Patreon supporter.
Small acrylic painting I did back in 2019 for a Patreon supporter.
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You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
Do you ever stand in the middle of the woods having a gender crisis? Because I have.
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Do you ever stand in the middle of the woods having a gender crisis? Because I have.
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
if you give a mouse a cookie
I am not going to write an erotic novel because I know myself and I do not have more than 10k words in me but I will definitely use this idea for a fic SOMEDAY
Okay! So! I'm listening to a podcast with Jacob Tierney and he was paraphrasing a segment he saw on female writers of m/m romance and this author said she wanted to explore dom/sub but didn't want to do the "boss/secretary thing" and I just have to say...a domme secretary would make so much sense.
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I am not going to write an erotic novel because I know myself and I do not have more than 10k words in me but I will definitely use this idea for a fic SOMEDAY
Uhm actually☝️🤓 the reason Boston was never raided by a foreign power (aside from you know, the settlers who stole the land from the Massachusetts people) is because the city knew it was vulnerable and built military forts in the harbor to prepare, so the canons on the Raiders' jerseys fit!
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Uhm actually☝️🤓 the reason Boston was never raided by a foreign power (aside from you know, the settlers who stole the land from the Massachusetts people) is because the city knew it was vulnerable and built military forts in the harbor to prepare, so the canons on the Raiders' jerseys fit!
Okay! So! I'm listening to a podcast with Jacob Tierney and he was paraphrasing a segment he saw on female writers of m/m romance and this author said she wanted to explore dom/sub but didn't want to do the "boss/secretary thing" and I just have to say...a domme secretary would make so much sense.
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Okay! So! I'm listening to a podcast with Jacob Tierney and he was paraphrasing a segment he saw on female writers of m/m romance and this author said she wanted to explore dom/sub but didn't want to do the "boss/secretary thing" and I just have to say...a domme secretary would make so much sense.
Straight women calling themselves pillow princesses is cringe but it does imply the existence of stone top straight women. Which fucking rules.
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Straight women calling themselves pillow princesses is cringe but it does imply the existence of stone top straight women. Which fucking rules.
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“I’m a gay man, and this is a gay show. [The smut] and the story are not separate,” 'Heated Rivalry' creator Jacob Tierney says. “It’s about two people learning about who they are and what their relationship is through fucking."
'Heated Rivalry': How a Hockey Romance Novel Became a Smutty HBO Hit
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December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“I’m a gay man, and this is a gay show. [The smut] and the story are not separate,” 'Heated Rivalry' creator Jacob Tierney says. “It’s about two people learning about who they are and what their relationship is through fucking."
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I think it's funny when people capitalize cis like it's an acronym. Girlypop, you just identify with the gender you were assigned, you're not the Commonwealth of Independent States.
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I think it's funny when people capitalize cis like it's an acronym. Girlypop, you just identify with the gender you were assigned, you're not the Commonwealth of Independent States.
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Quietly chuckling to myself thinking about how mad you have to make DDL to log onto instagram
Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Quietly chuckling to myself thinking about how mad you have to make DDL to log onto instagram
THE RAIDERS JERSEY IS ALREADY SOLD OUT
Lmao there is official Heated Rivalry merch someone stop me from buying anything 😭😭😭
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
THE RAIDERS JERSEY IS ALREADY SOLD OUT
I love when media that's made with the straight male gaze ends up being a serve. Sorry this promo image of EVA belongs to the girls, gays, and theys now.
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004)
Promo Poster
Promo Poster
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I love when media that's made with the straight male gaze ends up being a serve. Sorry this promo image of EVA belongs to the girls, gays, and theys now.
Girl doesn't this happen in metal gear solid
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Girl doesn't this happen in metal gear solid
Anytime I see a man driving a Subaru it feels like stolen valor.
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Anytime I see a man driving a Subaru it feels like stolen valor.
Lmao there is official Heated Rivalry merch someone stop me from buying anything 😭😭😭
December 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Lmao there is official Heated Rivalry merch someone stop me from buying anything 😭😭😭
My mom loves Sandra Lee because she feels like her show was standing up for busy working moms who couldn't do everything from scratch. I love her because she makes insane cocktails.
youtube.com/shorts/DgeaO... realizing the reason I love Sandra Lee so much is because she's the same genre of woman as Keira Metz and Eva Metal Gear
"Two" shots of vodka
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December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My mom loves Sandra Lee because she feels like her show was standing up for busy working moms who couldn't do everything from scratch. I love her because she makes insane cocktails.