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Unlikable women defense attorney | they or she | est. in the mid 90s | 18+
Uhm actually☝️🤓 the reason Boston was never raided by a foreign power (aside from you know, the settlers who stole the land from the Massachusetts people) is because the city knew it was vulnerable and built military forts in the harbor to prepare, so the canons on the Raiders' jerseys fit!
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Uhm actually☝️🤓 the reason Boston was never raided by a foreign power (aside from you know, the settlers who stole the land from the Massachusetts people) is because the city knew it was vulnerable and built military forts in the harbor to prepare, so the canons on the Raiders' jerseys fit!
Don't worry I'm still drinking iced coffee
(This is -4.4 but feels like -11.1 on a day with a high of -3.89 and a low of -13.3 in Celsius).
(This is -4.4 but feels like -11.1 on a day with a high of -3.89 and a low of -13.3 in Celsius).
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Don't worry I'm still drinking iced coffee
(This is -4.4 but feels like -11.1 on a day with a high of -3.89 and a low of -13.3 in Celsius).
(This is -4.4 but feels like -11.1 on a day with a high of -3.89 and a low of -13.3 in Celsius).
I'm also getting anti-hair loss ads aimed at cis women now and this is so misleading. I don't think a lot of cis women would care if they grew extra leg hair but oral minoxidil can make you grow a beard, which I feel like a lot of cis women would have more of a problem with! Hers is just so evil.
December 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I'm also getting anti-hair loss ads aimed at cis women now and this is so misleading. I don't think a lot of cis women would care if they grew extra leg hair but oral minoxidil can make you grow a beard, which I feel like a lot of cis women would have more of a problem with! Hers is just so evil.
It's so fucked up we've moved away from the headless torsos
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It's so fucked up we've moved away from the headless torsos
Miss Stella is a little tired from being on drugs but she's good now :)
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Miss Stella is a little tired from being on drugs but she's good now :)
Everyone please wish Stella a good night!
December 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Everyone please wish Stella a good night!
She doesn't know that she's Halloween colors 🧡🖤
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
She doesn't know that she's Halloween colors 🧡🖤
NGL I thought tears was gonna be my number one song. I am also Meg Smith's 8th biggest fan!
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
NGL I thought tears was gonna be my number one song. I am also Meg Smith's 8th biggest fan!
Okay so actually Tidal is doing a rewind this year.
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Okay so actually Tidal is doing a rewind this year.
I just need you all to know that in the Heated Rivalry universe there are men walking around the Commonwealth of Massachusetts with tattoos like this but it's an R for the Raiders instead of the B.
December 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I just need you all to know that in the Heated Rivalry universe there are men walking around the Commonwealth of Massachusetts with tattoos like this but it's an R for the Raiders instead of the B.
notice how it's all bleak and gray
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
notice how it's all bleak and gray
Ocelot when he's indulging BiBo during the holidays:
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ocelot when he's indulging BiBo during the holidays:
I might have Lyme disease and back before we knew I had mono the doctor thought it was a sinus infection so I got put on two different antibiotics and now I'm gonna likely get put on more and as a Hot Girl with IBS I know my gut will not recover from this
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I might have Lyme disease and back before we knew I had mono the doctor thought it was a sinus infection so I got put on two different antibiotics and now I'm gonna likely get put on more and as a Hot Girl with IBS I know my gut will not recover from this
I just know this album changed Ocelot's brain chemistry
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I just know this album changed Ocelot's brain chemistry
I thought she was gonna save the Dodgers' jersey for the final LA show but yesterday was the 69th show lol
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I thought she was gonna save the Dodgers' jersey for the final LA show but yesterday was the 69th show lol
This thing can kill you
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This thing can kill you
Why does Glen Powell in old man drag look like Master Miller
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Why does Glen Powell in old man drag look like Master Miller