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Unlikable women defense attorney | they or she | est. in the mid 90s | 18+
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Men and telling women how to look; a take that never ends, but should.
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
As president of the Bottle Blonde League I'm here to tell you that Gavin Newsome for sure has had cosmetic procedures done and we should dunk on him for being a pro-business transphobe, a thing Kat is not.
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
There is just something about being a little outside of society and alone and using your body that Really Makes You Think
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The most precious present under the tree ❤️
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Those Soviet-Sino friendship posters really have carried fujoshis for decades
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
But I also have to finish two other fics I've wanted to finish for a while now. So.
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Every office is held together by one person and that is not the boss it's the admin assistant who has been there for 23 years and will call you out on your shit because what are you gonna do? Fire her? She's the only one who knows how to reset the printer, Mark. You're an engineer who can't print.
December 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I wanna "need her so bad" but I guess things wouldn't work out between me and a straight woman.
December 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I genuinely believe If You Give a Mouse a Cookie was propaganda for Reaganomics
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM