Fill Diesmekhanik
@thedicemechanic.bsky.social
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Geek, gamer, whingebag (he/him) 'Dicemechanic' on Discord. Blogs rarely at dicemechanic.wordpress.com No DMs (thanks Online Safety Act) I block often. Nothing personal, but this is my walled garden.
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Yeah, same, but other phones seem to have a way to revert to normal functions. But this one doesnt
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Got new Motorola Edge 60.

Seems all new androids map long-press power button to "launch digital assistant". There are online guides that suggest with some phones you can switch this feature off, but none of those settings exist in my phone.

No. 923 in the series "Tech Companies are Cunts"
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thegrognardfiles.bsky.social
I’ve been really enjoying my copy. It looks amazing, the quality of the writing is incredible (love the article by @malcolmcraig.bsky.social) and it SMELLS great (remember getting an annual on Christmas Day?)

Treat yourself and support independent magazines.
Weird Science RPG magazine
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graemedavis.bsky.social
This is the copy of the WFRP 4th edition rulebook that I used while writing the Enemy Within Director's Cut. I put a notarized statement to that effect in the front, vaguely intending to auction it for charity.
Since I was laid off, I now need the money for rent and food.
Would anyone bid on this?
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Being a protagonist in amazing atories
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@stevekenson.com Icons works well in my experience. And tbh QuestWorlds is just perfect, simplicity itself and let's them embrace wild story fun
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You can buy my copy when I realise it won't get played 😁
thedicemechanic.bsky.social
Mine mostly gets left for me, unless it's super urgent. In fact I usually have to cancel leave because of bidding deadlines at least once a year, often in summer hols or around Xmas. Happy time this does not make.
thedicemechanic.bsky.social
Yup, that equivalent is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. Like Functional Skills English Level 2 is "GCSE equivalent" and my son passed it when he was 13.
thedicemechanic.bsky.social
Oh no.

I've just learned that Warlock tiles have added a sewers set, and will soon also have upper storey expansions so you can make multi-level dungeons.

Maybe I need to add to the box of unused dungeon scenery in the garage...
thedicemechanic.bsky.social
Without even reading the release, I bet theyre talking about "Level 3" qualification, which is technically A-level equivalent but is absolutely nothing like studying an A-level.
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Whereas my 11yo AuDHD daughter hates illustrations in books, because she wants to imagine what characters look like and she hates having that influenced by other people. She refuses to look at any artwork relating to the Percy Jackson books for this reason
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thismanyyearsago.bsky.social
959 years ago, on the 14th of October 1066, the Battle of Hastings took place. Harold Godwinson (king of England for 282 days) died in the battle that would turn William from Bastard to Conqueror. Battle Abbey's high altar is said to be in the exact location of Harold II's death. #otd #history 🗃️
Detail of the Bayeux Tapestry depicting an English soldier in combat with Norman cavalry during the Battle of Hastings, wool on linen, 11th-century; in the Bayeux Tapestry Museum, France.
Giraudon/Art Resource, New York
thedicemechanic.bsky.social
*see also, constitutional reform 😉
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Drove past a primary school at lunchtime yesterday, and the screaming coming from the playground was something else.

If you want to operate a secret torture murder dungeon, just put it near a school and limit your psychopathic tendencies to 12.30-1.30 on weekdays. No-one would notice a thing.
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I've got it already. But a starter set full of gubbins for £15 feels like the sort of thing I could break out over the school hols with the kids.
thedicemechanic.bsky.social
Anyone know if the 5e LotR Starter Set is any good? Have seen it's available from various places for not very much.
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k000.bsky.social
Maybe elves are the inverse of the Batman, in that the larger their ears are, the less serious they are. (Batman being famous for becoming more and more dark and serious the longer his ears got).
If I weren't so pathetic today, I'd make some kind of chart to prove this.
thedicemechanic.bsky.social
I miss elves with normal sized ears

#ThatsAll
thedicemechanic.bsky.social
Those aren't ears, they are clearly FM aerials
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It's fine as long as it isn't blowing in the wind like some weird elfin sail
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You think THAT was hard to use?
AD&D weapon vs armour type table, with individual modifiers for every weapon vs. every armour class type (which wasn't the same as actual armour class, just to confuse things further)