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Moth
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There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
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The more I say it, the more I believe it- They need to remake every movie Andrew Garfield has been in and replace him with Jean-Ralphio.
If Vlad Guerrero Jr can wear a Maple Leafs jersey in a game 7 and come out the other side victorious, they can do anything.
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flagged because the QB wasnt strong enough to run him over. sad! inbounds hit with the shoulder pad
Al-Shaair doing Al-Shaair things
I am built for comfort. Any interruption to that has me questioning how serious I am about this living thing. So, these apocalyptic conversations are always fun. First one to kill me can have my things. Make it quick.
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Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
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Every Canadian quote-tweeting this Vlad photo like it’s the @stefanheck.bsky.social tarot card tweet
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Over $27,000 for a year of "bronze" level health insurance.

And this plan has a $12,000 deductible.

So you have to pay $39,000 before the insurance company will pay for a single dollar worth of healthcare.
Just receieved this today from Florida Blue. This is for a Bronze plan. Our monthly premiums are going from $333 (2025) to $2300 in 2026.
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In related news... My first comedy special drops in November!

Son Of Sumter on Amazon!
I think we’ve established that caw-caw caw-caw and tookie tookie don’t work.
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Know something that’s never down due to AWS? A gosh dang newspaper.
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That's why y'all lonely now.
Just Burt processing that Mary Poppins called him a flaming homosexual.
I don’t know where I was in 2007, but I watched this for the first time this year and loved it. Best friend started with, “Don’t look up the cast, don’t watch a trailer, we’re watching it this weekend.” Sold.
You guys, what are some of your favorite movies that you don't hear about often enough?!?! Talking about this one today made me think about it...

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Stardust (2007) Trailer #1 | Movieclips Classic Trailers
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Didn’t fall asleep until 3 and then got a full 8 hours of sleep in. Vacation is off to a good start
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Failure to return the shopping cart to one of the cart returns if you are able is a sign of someone who does not value the social contract.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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At the 12 second mark, that camera operator called an audible and just said "fuck it, the lane is clear, no tripping hazards, I'm winning a Sports Emmy for cinematography right now"
"I was born ready. I was born ready. And I want it all for this city."
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Mom @milph.mom · 1d
Kids in hyperrealistic modern triple-A video games continues to be the funniest hurdle.
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Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE
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I know it’s been quite the afternoon when I’m celebrating only giving up a field goal
A little strip six sounds nice right about now
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It honestly feels like they look at their opponent and if you didn’t make the playoffs last year they don’t take you seriously.