Megapenguinx
@tappedlands.com
Trans Meme Girl with too little attention span and too many random facts. Sometimes I rant about Magic the Gathering. Hit me up fellow homos.
@megapenguinx wherever you get your social media or video games
@megapenguinx wherever you get your social media or video games
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Almost googled “meat purse” before I remembered slang exists
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Almost googled “meat purse” before I remembered slang exists
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“My ‘I am not a wife beater’ shirt seems to provoke more questions than it answers”
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
“My ‘I am not a wife beater’ shirt seems to provoke more questions than it answers”
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"The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr." I think... I think I am out of touch with the general population. This can't be a real thing that people think. The inexplicable.. what.. I can feel my brain buffering.
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr." I think... I think I am out of touch with the general population. This can't be a real thing that people think. The inexplicable.. what.. I can feel my brain buffering.
God I hope Boy Throb fulfills this long running bit they’ve been doing
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
God I hope Boy Throb fulfills this long running bit they’ve been doing
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What I miss about Twitter is that I never once had to pitch a magazine for ten years.
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
What I miss about Twitter is that I never once had to pitch a magazine for ten years.
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imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play
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been getting into tf2
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
been getting into tf2
Alright chat should I rewatch all of Community?
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Alright chat should I rewatch all of Community?
Rental Family was a good choice for Friday night
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Rental Family was a good choice for Friday night
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I wonder if tech creeps are gonna do what the automotive industry did when they invented the crime of jaywalking to shift the blame for safety issues onto the public
re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I wonder if tech creeps are gonna do what the automotive industry did when they invented the crime of jaywalking to shift the blame for safety issues onto the public
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"The Nazi push alert was only possible because of Substack’s continued commitment to not only hosting but actively promoting authoritarian, Nazi-sympathizing, and other bigoted forms of extremism."
Substack’s extremist ecosystem is flourishing
The app's recent swastika push alert was just the tip of the iceberg.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"The Nazi push alert was only possible because of Substack’s continued commitment to not only hosting but actively promoting authoritarian, Nazi-sympathizing, and other bigoted forms of extremism."
I only know of this movie because it keeps getting referenced in Ghosts
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I only know of this movie because it keeps getting referenced in Ghosts
Also yes I am annoyed at having worked an 11 hour day why do you ask?
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Also yes I am annoyed at having worked an 11 hour day why do you ask?
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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
Wednesday night and listening to Ska like the lord intended
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Wednesday night and listening to Ska like the lord intended
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Guys, we're gonna have to just abolish the White House Press Corps
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Guys, we're gonna have to just abolish the White House Press Corps
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New from 404 Media: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. Spoke to people briefed on plans. This isn't licensed PIs/bounty hunters. These are just former police/military; members of public
"Something doesn't sound right"
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
"Something doesn't sound right"
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
Contractor Paying Random People $300 to Physically Track Immigrants for ICE
“The more I listened to it, the more I’m like, something doesn’t sound right,” a person who was briefed on the pilot plans told 404 Media.
www.404media.co
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
New from 404 Media: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. Spoke to people briefed on plans. This isn't licensed PIs/bounty hunters. These are just former police/military; members of public
"Something doesn't sound right"
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
"Something doesn't sound right"
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
Also did you know goo gone is extremely dangerous? Cause I sure found that out pretty quickly this weekend
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Also did you know goo gone is extremely dangerous? Cause I sure found that out pretty quickly this weekend
Now my car smells like goo gone and I have inhaled way too many fumes
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Now my car smells like goo gone and I have inhaled way too many fumes
I got my car used and it apparently had some leftover window tint glue on the driver side window that had gotten more opaque with the sun. Spent 3 hours this weekend scrubbing it down so I can finally see out of it again
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I got my car used and it apparently had some leftover window tint glue on the driver side window that had gotten more opaque with the sun. Spent 3 hours this weekend scrubbing it down so I can finally see out of it again
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with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately