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Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
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[watching through military binoculars as orange slices are handed out to kids between halves at pee wee soccer]
This is PROFESSIONAL grade logistics. Look at the matching uniforms. Look at the coordination. Someone is BANKROLLING this operation.
[retreats using a series of elaborate rolls]
This is PROFESSIONAL grade logistics. Look at the matching uniforms. Look at the coordination. Someone is BANKROLLING this operation.
[retreats using a series of elaborate rolls]
January 26, 2026 at 7:14 PM
[watching through military binoculars as orange slices are handed out to kids between halves at pee wee soccer]
This is PROFESSIONAL grade logistics. Look at the matching uniforms. Look at the coordination. Someone is BANKROLLING this operation.
[retreats using a series of elaborate rolls]
This is PROFESSIONAL grade logistics. Look at the matching uniforms. Look at the coordination. Someone is BANKROLLING this operation.
[retreats using a series of elaborate rolls]
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The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon.
wapo.st/49Zqv1L
wapo.st/49Zqv1L
January 25, 2026 at 6:11 PM
The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon.
wapo.st/49Zqv1L
wapo.st/49Zqv1L
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For more than a decade now, a significant proportion of Congressional reporting has been catching Republicans in the halls so they can say things like, "I actually have never seen or heard anything before. I was born two seconds ago. Who are you? Who am I? Where are we?"
Mike Johnson tells me that he hasn’t seen Trump saying in Davos “what we have gotten out of NATO is nothing”
January 21, 2026 at 8:44 PM
For more than a decade now, a significant proportion of Congressional reporting has been catching Republicans in the halls so they can say things like, "I actually have never seen or heard anything before. I was born two seconds ago. Who are you? Who am I? Where are we?"
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Svensk höger just nu: åh nej leoparden skulle ju bara äta tonåringar som e trans
January 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Svensk höger just nu: åh nej leoparden skulle ju bara äta tonåringar som e trans
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My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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james cameron every few years
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
james cameron every few years
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Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
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![Journalist Visits Twitter
BLACK PEOPLE SUCK!
GAY PEOPLE SUCK!
[Journalist saunters happily on]
TRANS PEOPLE SUCK!
IMMIGRANTS SUCK!
[Journalist saunters happily on]
Journalist Visits Bluesky
You SUCK!
[Journalist stops in his tracks]
[Journalist sits somewhere in a dark back-alley, feeling all sorry for himself]
Today, I went to hell.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:25ftfiiwwkcc4s4geuui45af/bafkreidfuk3polzylpqwecorqy3zenef6jjjeieg5kxw627xjx4q4dhuim@jpeg)
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Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"
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I'm reminded of a funny tweet I saw on Twitter a few years ago, about Star Trek episode titles.
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'm reminded of a funny tweet I saw on Twitter a few years ago, about Star Trek episode titles.
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Honestly a new Lizza post is hitting me about as hard as a phase four Marvel movie at this point
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Honestly a new Lizza post is hitting me about as hard as a phase four Marvel movie at this point
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Lizza did it, he did the meme
(It’s true in this case but even so)
(It’s true in this case but even so)
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lizza did it, he did the meme
(It’s true in this case but even so)
(It’s true in this case but even so)
some thoughts on the ryan lizza/oliva nuzzi-thing (great names btw), and how it triggered me to actually write something again
a new spark - Svedberg
well - that did not go according to plan
svedberg.leaflet.pub
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
some thoughts on the ryan lizza/oliva nuzzi-thing (great names btw), and how it triggered me to actually write something again
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it’s almost like they knew Bluesky just needed a final kick to fully blossom into the new media twitter
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
it’s almost like they knew Bluesky just needed a final kick to fully blossom into the new media twitter
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today is Europe's 9/11
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
today is Europe's 9/11
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Dispatch coming out in episodes appears to have been a very good strategy for developer Adhoc Studio. Astounding numbers here. Episodic games often risk losing audience attention over time but 8 episodes across 4 weeks seems like the perfect cadence to keep players hooked and talking
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Dispatch coming out in episodes appears to have been a very good strategy for developer Adhoc Studio. Astounding numbers here. Episodic games often risk losing audience attention over time but 8 episodes across 4 weeks seems like the perfect cadence to keep players hooked and talking
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Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.
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The Jays and Dodgers will break for Christmas Eve to share a drink in no man’s land, show each other photos of the family they left back home, before heading back to their respective trenches.
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The Jays and Dodgers will break for Christmas Eve to share a drink in no man’s land, show each other photos of the family they left back home, before heading back to their respective trenches.
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World Series games don’t even let you go to sleep anymore. Because of woke.
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
World Series games don’t even let you go to sleep anymore. Because of woke.