A Woman’s Battle

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Imagine, you are buzzing after the last sip of your third Kim Crawford sauvignon blanc. You just met a lovely retiree whose daughter-in-law is going to phone you about the condo in Hallandale. You walk up to my tent, I smile at you. I have Golgotha loaded up in Classic.

Re: the Labour shenanigans detailed in The Fraud. "Gordstein", it should be noted, was not a real person but an invention of Euan Philipps of Labour Against Antisemitism, who is not Jewish but made complaints under what he obviously considered to be a 'Jewish-sounding' name

“Israeli” ceasefires only ever apply to the other party. They’ll continue to kill whomever they want, whenever they want until they are stopped. They see themselves as occupying an altogether different moral plane than their enemies, like any colonizer.

mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff

Art by • Gerald Brom

foot strong to step you on. foot strong to step on anyone…

filming Road To Empress must have been such a crazy experience. alright take your places we're doing the fifteenth variant bad end scene where strong men hold you down and an evil milf force feeds you a sinister soup. try not to feel any new kinds of way about this scenario!

you know what I mean. I can believe that part plenty I'm cranky about the other part

this is what it's all about

(this post is not an invitation for anyone to post ending spoilers of either thing in the replies)

most people get to credits on Hades 2 and say something like "I hate it when writers make this sort of move" or "that's stupid but about what I expected"

because I am a completely insane person I'm saying "I can't believe they lifted something cool from Battle Angel Alita and made it so swagless"

This is why people with a moral compass don't read the New York Times

I'm saying this as your bestie: It's NOT a toxic trait to have high standards. Now release your suitors into the labyrinth and let the tournament begin.

“I swear to God, they didn’t feed us. They beat us while we were naked day and night.

Until our last day, they cut us and hit us and abused us. We endured every kind of torture, emotional and physical.

We couldn’t even sleep. They told me they killed my children.”

- released Palestinian prisoner

Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.

fuck. what am I gonna do now???

Real opening paragraph in an Official Nintendo Magazine feature

"I once punched my younger brother so hard in the chest that he vomited up that morning's breakfast - cornflakes mainly. It wasn't technically the Heimlich manoevre, as he wasn't choking and I wasn't trying to save him-"

White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.

remember this for every AI headline you read

but also keep this one in mind, too

It is!! More gamers should take a break right now and watch Chicago (2002)