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they made my chain even heavier, if you can imagine

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"In a rich man's house there is no place to sit but his face"
-Diogenes
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To Geese Howard, my little cream puff
December 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Jenn23: back to work lol happy monday y'all

currenteventsgreg: did you see the president's latest post? I can't believe it

Appalled_In_Alaska: Terrible!

unclebob_official: what is happening to this country

SerialMangaChris: enjoyed this week's Dandadan. this week's One Piece was no good
December 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
probably at least 5% conspiracy brained of me but the trump post about rob reiner doesn't even feel like the particular way trump would want to be publicly an asshole about someone who got murdered
December 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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I met Neuromancer the other day on the infinite beach that you go to when you die. I was so nervous but he was super gracious and surprisingly funny.
August 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
every day adventuring wizards show up asking me if they can taste my wonderful soup. and my answer is always the same: yeah, man
December 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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need to up my paper title game
December 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Hanging out with babies rules. This guy is the size of a Build A Bear and he's never even seen anything before. He just got here!
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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come on man, be cool. i was just asking
The king? I imagine you'd find him in the Royal Palace. That's where kings usually are.
December 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
lmao "I don't remember my generation's conservatives being this fascist?" but can't resist framing it in eugenics terms
Hahahahaha it's sincere!!
December 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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All of American culture is captured in this moment, especially the part where he high fives a clown.
December 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Youtube ads are getting awesome
December 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
my Fallen London character is finally getting the key to the city for her outstanding achievements in the arts, sciences, polygamy, and cosmic anarchocommunism
December 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
if you can't drum up enthusiasm for a brand new hero shooter on the same day marvel rivals announces they're adding deadpool then when can you
December 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Playing the original Final Fantasy rn and like immediately there's a castle.

You know.

Like they have in France?
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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destroya_5 • 4y ago • Edited 4y
1000 years is wishful thinking lol. It’ll shatter in the presence of the arcblade either way, so why not splurge? Btw, sages petrol this sub, so i do not rec using your name.
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Fellfiend Jedek • 4y ago
My lord will not allow the Arcblade to be forged
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December 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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hey guys, new to dark sorcery and wondering if a hollow, rotating crystal prison can preserve my princess for at least 1000 years or if I should splurge my mana and construct a solid magic gem to seal her into?

only apprentice level to my demon lord. no access to seven dream stones yet.
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM