StonedFerret
stonedferret.bsky.social
StonedFerret
@stonedferret.bsky.social
Big ol' fuckin video game/comic/movie nerd. I play games good, and I write poems gooder. Go read em, they're delightful.

34 married, still alive last time I checked

https://www.patreon.com/stoned_ferrets_woodland_wanderings
https://ko-fi.com/stonedferret
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For anyone wondering why I give away all my poetry and music for free: it’s for everyone, but it’s mainly because of the people who can’t afford their food, rent, or other necessities, but still need entertainment in their day without having to sacrifice the things their body actually needs.+
DNF'ing Neon Genesis Evangelion at episode ten and skipping to The End of Evangelion film is one of the better media consumption related decisions I've made. You wanted me to watch *how many* episodes with Asuka? Fuuuuuck yooouuu nooooo.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I finally hit a point where I drop the difficulty to novice every time a dragon shows up just so I can get back to what I was doing
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Remember when Valve was super secretive about their new project "Deadlock," and acted like it was going to be this huge revelation in gaming, and then it was another generic MOBA with generic characters and gameplay?
pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv
Alt: An old man in a carriage saying "Pepperidge Farm Remembers" From Family Guy
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November 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Finally starting Neon Genesis Evangelion, and it hits with the Megalophobia right outta the gate.
mr. burns from the simpsons says excellent
Alt: mr. burns from the simpsons says excellent
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November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This might be the most ominous thing that's ever happened to me in this game
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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What a deal!!!
Enjoy your favorite animated characters like Lion-O and the ThunderCats, Bubbles and The Powerpuff Girls, and more in all-new ways with this comic bundle!

- Space Ghost (2024) 1 - 12
- Johnny Quest 1 - 3
- SilverHawks 1 - 8
- and more! Supports @cbldf.bsky.social | https://bit.ly/47Op3PM
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Evening, #WeeknightWriters !

I have several WIPs but the one I'm paying most attention to is a gear change from my usual horror comedy. It is a grief horror about two brothers sorting through their recently deceased father's life while they contend with something ancient in Appalachia.
Hello #WeeknightWriters! Come on in, introduce yourself and your WIP, and let us know how your #FirstDraftFall project is going!
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Y’know what’s awesome? Puzzles in games that are well thought out and give you the necessary tools/info to solve them.

Y’know what’s fucking stupid? HERE’S FOUR LEVELS/WHEELS/SWITCHES, CAN YOU GUESS THE RIGHT ORDER?
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If AdBlock also worked on the ads YouTubers do mid-video, it would be the perfect extension.
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah, think you down with a sickness
I tiki torch a Klansman while I stare down a witness
Andrew Tate pod while you working your fitness
Still can't figure out why you can't get any women
Genesis Owusu - DEATH CULT ZOMBIE (Official Video)
YouTube video by Genesis Owusu
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Markarth Guard: I know thieves guild armor when I see it, you’re not fooling anyone.

The Dragonborn, carrying their weight in stolen goods:
a woman in a suit and tie is smiling and saying `` lies ! ''
Alt: a woman in a suit and tie is smiling and then yells “Lies!” As a bald man in a gray suit flinches Mindy Sterling as Frau Farbissina in the Austin Powers series
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November 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Related:

Most games: our main factions have meaningful distinctions that give you various role playing perspectives and opportunities.

Skyrim: you can support violently racist imperialist Elves, or violently racist isolationist Nords.
Trying to find a character in this game that isn’t hilariously racist is like trying to find a light switch in a dark room with no light switches installed in it.

#skyrimthoughts
I never finished Skyrims actual story, and I decided it’s finally time after all these years. This is the farthest I’ve ever made it content wise, and I have several random thoughts on it. Why, despite being able to breathe underwater, do Argonians make the “gasping for air” sound when they surface?
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Trying to find a character in this game that isn’t hilariously racist is like trying to find a light switch in a dark room with no light switches installed in it.

#skyrimthoughts
I never finished Skyrims actual story, and I decided it’s finally time after all these years. This is the farthest I’ve ever made it content wise, and I have several random thoughts on it. Why, despite being able to breathe underwater, do Argonians make the “gasping for air” sound when they surface?
a man with the word but why written on his face
Alt: A man saying “but why?” Antony Starr as Homelander in The Boys
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November 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I never finished Skyrims actual story, and I decided it’s finally time after all these years. This is the farthest I’ve ever made it content wise, and I have several random thoughts on it. Why, despite being able to breathe underwater, do Argonians make the “gasping for air” sound when they surface?
a man with the word but why written on his face
Alt: A man saying “but why?” Antony Starr as Homelander in The Boys
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November 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Can anyone help Vampy get some relief. Please?
This is how much it cost if anyone can help please
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Goo a movie

Interview with a Gooner
Goon a movie:

Goonraker

(Honorable Mention to The Goonies)
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Goon a movie:

Goonraker

(Honorable Mention to The Goonies)
Goon a movie:

Goonstruck
Goon a movie:

Goon In 60 Seconds
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Quote post with a song you can’t hear without thinking of a movie it was in

The Man In Me - Bob Dylan
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Burger King is named after its #1 selling item, the Gerkin.
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM
When the website asks you to turn off your AdBlock, but they’re the dipshits that decided to put ads on their website
a close up of a woman with the words you look so dumb right now below her
Alt: a close up of a woman with the words you look so dumb right now below her
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November 18, 2025 at 10:36 AM
We got snow last night, so to honor the annual tradition, it’s time to compulsively play Skyrim for roughly twelve hours with essentially no breaks.
a cartoon character with the words that 's the way it has to be on the bottom
Alt: a cartoon character (Roz from Monsters Inc) with the words that 's the way it has to be on the bottom
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November 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Nothing creeps me the fuck out quite like a good reverse delayed stringed instrument
a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera . Jim Carrey in Liar Liar shuddering
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November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM