StonedFerret
stonedferret.bsky.social
StonedFerret
@stonedferret.bsky.social
Big ol' fuckin video game/comic/movie nerd. I play games good, and I write poems gooder. Go read em, they're delightful.

34 married, still alive last time I checked

https://www.patreon.com/stoned_ferrets_woodland_wanderings
https://ko-fi.com/stonedferret
I finally hit a point where I drop the difficulty to novice every time a dragon shows up just so I can get back to what I was doing
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
This might be the most ominous thing that's ever happened to me in this game
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I feel your pain
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
When someone realizes the guy who calls himself "Stoned Ferret" enjoys smoking weed
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The unpaid intern running @schumer.senate.gov waking up to another day of being forced to read through thousands of hate comments:
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Tempted to get a job at Target so I can walk around the floor looking at customers like this until they fire me
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Post a non religious image you think of as holy
November 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of a game with a 10/10 soundtrack 🎶
#gamesky #promosky #gaming
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
#NowPlaying Aliens: Dark Descent. I got it back when it came out, got about halfway through, and then experienced another period of "work laughing as I drown" so I never got around to finishing it. As a longtime fan of the Alien franchise (for better or worse) it's time to right this wrong.
November 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The place my wife and I went on our honeymoon (Mirbeau Inn & Spa in Skaneateles, NY) was heavily inspired by Monet, and they designed the central courtyard and its bridge to look like this painting
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Of all the games I’ve gotten every achievement/trophy for, you’ve been my favorite. Now it’s time to play New Game+ in Kurosawa Mode and get the full experience.

#GhostofTsushima
October 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Just your friendly neighborhood Ferret-Man getting another 100% completion (honestly, probably the easiest 100% I’ve ever done)
October 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Thrift store brought the HEAT
October 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture."

"They're the same picture."
October 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
If you see this, post a random picture from your device without explaining it
October 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Sup y'all Day 23 of sharing my #poetry. Ever wonder what it would be like if physics broke down and everything was spontaneously replaced by food? It's as delicious as it is horrifying, and it's pretty fuckin' horrifying. Thanks for taking the time to read this! I hope you have the day you deserve!
October 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Sup y'all, day 22 of sharing my #poetry. There are a lot of inspirations behind this one, but at large, it's just a reaction to how comically fucked our society has become, especially the bastardization of the worlds major religions for financial gain. Hope you enjoy it!
October 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Unsolicited Dicks Picks
October 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Jared Leto is cast in a movie

The movie flops

Everyone involved: oh mah gah, wah happun?

Jared Leto is cast in a movie

The movie flops

Everyone involved: oh mah gah, wah happun?

And the cycle repeats
October 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Sup everybody, I'm back and it's day 21 of sharing my #poetry. Another poem I wrote during the darkest times, and some of my favorite rhyme work I've done. Just because life is a mess, doesn't mean you can't make something beautiful with the pieces. Thanks for taking the time to read this+
October 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
TW: Mental Health, Suicide

Sup everybody, day 20 of sharing my #poetry. This one has nothing to do with Halloween season, and was just something I wrote a while ago about how I was feeling during a terrible period of life. Thanks for taking the time to read it, and have a great day!
October 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Sup everyone, day 19 of sharing my #poetry! This is a #horror - #fantasy dealie about a magical vault holding an immortal terror. Thank you for reading it, I hope you enjoy it, and if you think it deserves a repost, it would be immensely appreciated. Thanks again, and have a great day!
October 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Happy #Horror Month everybody! Day 18 of sharing my #poetry, and I hope you enjoy this short tale of a #cryptid with skin covered entirely in eyes, some pulled from the sockets of his devotees and sutured in. I hope you enjoy it, and I'll have more horror poetry to come this month!
October 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Sup everybody, day 17 of sharing my #poetry. Y'all like #mushrooms? The people in this story sure fucking don't, at least not anymore. Enjoy a #horror poem about rampant fungal growth, and if you enjoyed it, a like or repost would be greatly appreciated. Thanks for taking the time to read this!
September 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
That fucking 1% chance of dying had to happen sometime I GUESS
September 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM