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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨

@stonearchabridged.bsky.social

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A kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny but *not* funny looking guy that you *could* follow. 🏳️‍🌈 Your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad✨ |📍Minneapolis, MN | (he/him/himbo)| #NSFW🔞 | | I post 🍆 & 🍑. IRL friends, you’ve been warned |

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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨ @stonearchabridged.bsky.social · Dec 17

post a thirst trap that made your notifications blow up on the bird app

BlueSky babes, don’t let me down ✨

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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨ @stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 2d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

🍕 Blue Cheese 🙂‍↔️
🎥 Call Me By Your Name 😒🍑
🎶 Happy - Pharrell Williams🤢

Basket Throbbing Heart in My Hand 🫀🍦(he/him) @madcitycub.bsky.social · 2d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

🍕 Kombucha (I know it’s technically a beverage)
🎥 Funny People (not even a little funny)
🎶 Driver’s License by Olivia Rodrigo

🐺 Were-Felix 🐺 @ratstar.bsky.social · 2d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

🍕 blue cheese 🙂‍↔️
🎥 grave of the fireflies 😭
🎶 blurred lines 🤢

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Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻 @punkonbuslives.bsky.social · 8d

this should be bluesky's new ceo

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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨ @stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 3d

🚨Calling all Seattle mutuals!!🚨

I’ll be flying into the Emerald City TODAY Sunday October 12 > Friday October 17 for the 2025 Out & Equal Summit.🏳️‍🌈

Shoot me a DM if you’re around and free to meet up!✨

(I haven’t been back to Seattle since pre-COVID, so I’m particularly excited for this trip!)

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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨ @stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 3d

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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨ @stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 4d

I’m so easily influenced, because why did I just throw on this classic and go lyric-for-lyric?

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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨ @stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 5d

Cannon Fodder

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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨ @stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 5d

“you know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family”✨

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Decepticreep @decepticreep.bsky.social · 5d

“you know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family” x

The whole evil family from Power Rangers

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🎃🔮Frosty All Along🔮🎃 @frostytearex.bsky.social · 5d

“you know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family”

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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨ @stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 5d

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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨ @stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 5d

High praise, coming from you! 🤤

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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨ @stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 5d

A tummy ache won’t keep your favorite dad’s favorite dad from celebrating Fat Cock Friday…✨

Now, who’s going to come snuggle the ache away? 🥺

#FatCockFriday #FatDickFriday #FCF #FDF #NSFW

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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨ @stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 6d

Good lord. 🫠

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Crash Bandicooch: The WAP of Cumsex @sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social · Jun 27

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 6d

When parakeets cosplay

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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨ @stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 6d

Such a babe! 😊

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Mikey @mikeybabyyy.bsky.social · 6d

Proof of life (derogatory)

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Rico, house father of WAWG & salt shaker CEO 🧂🤸🏾‍♂️✨ @epereza22.blacksky.app · 6d

He said 🗣️ pull out the dicks!!! #TDT #FDF

Suzuka’s Rolling Thunder @jordan-pbp.bsky.social · 6d

The tops be begging to see ass every Wednesday and then Thursday comes around and it’s crickets and I don’t like dat 😂😂😂

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Cocoa Chaos @seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 6d

Yall be in my heart... but remembering your names...

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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨ @stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 6d

Fuuuuuuuuuck 🤤

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Jae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · Aug 20

True

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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨ @stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 6d

Whatever you need, king…🥰

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spooky fletch 👻 @fletcherp.bsky.social · 7d

yesterday I deleted a bunch of apps and accounts I don't use or no longer want to use, went and updated all my privacy settings in what was left, fully erased and rebuilt my phone's home screen. I'm so refreshed.

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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨ @stonearchabridged.bsky.social · 7d

Yeah, I need that…