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need somebody to choke me rn how’s everyone else’s Wednesday?
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i remembered this being good. i did not remember how. fucking. great. it is. it’s basically a perfect movie, crazy amounts of tension and lived-in characters. the lead actress is remarkable and gives so many layers to every scene. and the camerawork too 😮‍💨 🤌🏼
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i’m generally against Grindr screenshots but 🫨
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an all-timerrrr. incredible practical effects. Julia is iconic. Frank is so hot i could cry. it feels so transgressive and sexy and dangerous even today. never gets old.
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i looovvvvve this move. vibey as hell, the two leads are so charming, and the serial killer in question is mysterious and menacing throughout. early Jamie Lee Curtis was so fucking special.
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oh, to be as cozy as my nephew under his blanket
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being fat is GREAT for cozy rainy days in and BAD for sweaty packed pubic transit
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lmao honestly i get it girlypop. sorry! xo 💋
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i heard a rumor that it’s Tummy Tuesday
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i’m tired and it’s starting to rain but i’m being very brave about it
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fell asleep to this gem last night. funny, fun as hell, kind of an instant classic comfort movie imo. i would’ve loved it to be a liiiiiittle scary lol, but you can’t win ’em all. give me the sequel NOW 😤
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be honest with me, am i too fat now?
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just saw the hottest man i’ve ever seen on the Northeast Regional Amtrak
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BREAKING NEWS:
Gay Man With Belly Rides Amtrak, Takes Selfie
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ha ha, totally. and you know what’s super silly? lowering the camera a little
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people love to hate the DGG Halloween entries but — Kills aside — they’re pretty great. this has so many juicy callbacks to the franchise and one perfect, long tracking shot. some of it doesn’t work great (the podcasters and some of the JLC stuff) but it’s a greattt rewatch.
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final score: 28 (me), 169 (mom), 333 (dad) 💪
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currently beating my parents’ asssssssses
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showed this hidden gem to my parents tonight — an early John Carpenter flick with cheap made-for-tv production (and sometimes acting), but it has sooooo much tension and verve and it’s just so much damn fun. the ending riiiiiiips, holy shit. i fucking love this one!
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so many goddamn twinks in this town
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everyone say happy birthday to my very pretty very sweet mother! i baked her peach cobbler because that’s her favorite.
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lolllll this movie was made by idiots, for idiots. and since we’re 40% idiot in my family, we had an ok time (but not a good time, nobody else should watch this xo)
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dinner // after dinner movie night
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leftover croissants = ham + gruyère strata for breakfast the next day