just a lil’ guy
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just a lil’ guy
@justinalex.bsky.social
· Nov 13
need somebody to choke me rn how’s everyone else’s Wednesday?
it’s what it does. your skin jiggles, your tits start flappin’. you’re gonna love it.
November 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
it’s what it does. your skin jiggles, your tits start flappin’. you’re gonna love it.
they would call me names like Pale Girl, White Devil, and Asshole
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
they would call me names like Pale Girl, White Devil, and Asshole
a woman named Trish is a woman you can count on
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
a woman named Trish is a woman you can count on
pardon me, i felt the urge to yearn (subcategory: sad, gay, very sad). this is Andrew Haigh’s best work, and i really love all of Andrew Haigh’s work. not a lot of things can reduce me to a puddle like this.
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
pardon me, i felt the urge to yearn (subcategory: sad, gay, very sad). this is Andrew Haigh’s best work, and i really love all of Andrew Haigh’s work. not a lot of things can reduce me to a puddle like this.
🚨 BOYS & GIRLS WITH VERY DRY SKIN 🚨
i have such bad eczema that i’ve never been able to regularly wash my face — way too drying. a few years ago i found a cucumber cleanser from Kiehl’s that worked (THANK GOD) but they just discontinued it (FUCK). any recommendations PLEASE??
i have such bad eczema that i’ve never been able to regularly wash my face — way too drying. a few years ago i found a cucumber cleanser from Kiehl’s that worked (THANK GOD) but they just discontinued it (FUCK). any recommendations PLEASE??
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
🚨 BOYS & GIRLS WITH VERY DRY SKIN 🚨
i have such bad eczema that i’ve never been able to regularly wash my face — way too drying. a few years ago i found a cucumber cleanser from Kiehl’s that worked (THANK GOD) but they just discontinued it (FUCK). any recommendations PLEASE??
i have such bad eczema that i’ve never been able to regularly wash my face — way too drying. a few years ago i found a cucumber cleanser from Kiehl’s that worked (THANK GOD) but they just discontinued it (FUCK). any recommendations PLEASE??
i’m gonna sit my ass down and read*
*listen to this audiobook while i clean my apartment and work all Saturday
*listen to this audiobook while i clean my apartment and work all Saturday
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i’m gonna sit my ass down and read*
*listen to this audiobook while i clean my apartment and work all Saturday
*listen to this audiobook while i clean my apartment and work all Saturday
don’t text i’m watching the Wesminster agility runs and every time they jump into their handler’s arms at the end i start to tear up
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
don’t text i’m watching the Wesminster agility runs and every time they jump into their handler’s arms at the end i start to tear up
it’s so hot when he’s just a little bit ugly
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
it’s so hot when he’s just a little bit ugly
Heated Rivalry is great and all, but i’m not sure why they decided to invent a whole sport for it? baseball and football literally exist!
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Heated Rivalry is great and all, but i’m not sure why they decided to invent a whole sport for it? baseball and football literally exist!
my own personal horniness aside, i’m kind of blown away by Heated Rivalry. it’s soooo great, it kind of almost makes up for all the tween gay slop we’ve been forcefed over the past decade (the Love, Simon effect and its even worse successor, Heartstopper).
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
my own personal horniness aside, i’m kind of blown away by Heated Rivalry. it’s soooo great, it kind of almost makes up for all the tween gay slop we’ve been forcefed over the past decade (the Love, Simon effect and its even worse successor, Heartstopper).
i am so hard right now it hurts, i’m worried my penis will take off like a rocket ship [just started watching Heated Rivalry]
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
i am so hard right now it hurts, i’m worried my penis will take off like a rocket ship [just started watching Heated Rivalry]
hello, breakfast!
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
hello, breakfast!
will anyone be upset if i have one (1) late night slice of pumpkin pie?
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
will anyone be upset if i have one (1) late night slice of pumpkin pie?
almost every day someone new messages me saying how much they want to get bigger with a big belly and it’s just so nice they all see me as a skinny ally 🥹
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
almost every day someone new messages me saying how much they want to get bigger with a big belly and it’s just so nice they all see me as a skinny ally 🥹
ok now that thanksgiving meals have been eaten and leftovers are starting to catch your eyes, how farty is everyone on a scale of 1-10?
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
ok now that thanksgiving meals have been eaten and leftovers are starting to catch your eyes, how farty is everyone on a scale of 1-10?
so few slashers are instant classics but this one just has the sauce, a perfect blend of absurd comedy and actual horror. one thing i especially like is how many set pieces are public — crowds usually feel safer in these movies, but this one isn’t afraid of them. great stuff(ing).
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
so few slashers are instant classics but this one just has the sauce, a perfect blend of absurd comedy and actual horror. one thing i especially like is how many set pieces are public — crowds usually feel safer in these movies, but this one isn’t afraid of them. great stuff(ing).
happy for all the giant piggies gobbling their heaping platefuls of carbs and gravy all day and washing it down with pie and whipped cream before round two and three! as an #ally i hope you enjoy your fat fat fat day you huge fuckin fatties ✌🏼
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
happy for all the giant piggies gobbling their heaping platefuls of carbs and gravy all day and washing it down with pie and whipped cream before round two and three! as an #ally i hope you enjoy your fat fat fat day you huge fuckin fatties ✌🏼
i truly can’t overstate how insane this movie is. porn-level acting, cheap silly effects, an oedipal complex so overt and revolting that you’ll second-guess what you’re even watching. it’s a 10 out of 10 for me, baby, happy thanksgiving! and don’t forget the cranberry sauce 🩸
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i truly can’t overstate how insane this movie is. porn-level acting, cheap silly effects, an oedipal complex so overt and revolting that you’ll second-guess what you’re even watching. it’s a 10 out of 10 for me, baby, happy thanksgiving! and don’t forget the cranberry sauce 🩸
my simple thanksgiving this year is takeout and a homemade pumpkin pie. i riffed on a new recipe idea with caramelized pumpkin puree, toasted spices, and heavy cream in the custard. could’ve used another egg in the filling but i’m a happy boy.
thankful for all of you! 💕
thankful for all of you! 💕
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
my simple thanksgiving this year is takeout and a homemade pumpkin pie. i riffed on a new recipe idea with caramelized pumpkin puree, toasted spices, and heavy cream in the custard. could’ve used another egg in the filling but i’m a happy boy.
thankful for all of you! 💕
thankful for all of you! 💕
annual PSA: our best and weirdest Thanksgiving slasher, BLOOD RAGE, isn’t streaming on any major platforms in the US, but there is a very high quality version of it on youtube!
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
annual PSA: our best and weirdest Thanksgiving slasher, BLOOD RAGE, isn’t streaming on any major platforms in the US, but there is a very high quality version of it on youtube!
“huevos con weenie” is also what i have going on down there 🥁🥁
While I seek not to dissuade you, fried eggs and sliced frankfurter is a great breakfast option. Put it in a burrito and call it huevos con weenie :) Ike we do in South Texas
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“huevos con weenie” is also what i have going on down there 🥁🥁
it’s currently 8am. when do you think is the earliest i can have a hot dog 🥺
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
it’s currently 8am. when do you think is the earliest i can have a hot dog 🥺
i’ve had way more people reach out than i ever expected, thank you guys so much 🥹 every penny is going right back into the book and cross-testing and photography and i’m just so excited i could ’splode.
if you’re interested and haven’t reached out yet, no pressure but DMs are open!
if you’re interested and haven’t reached out yet, no pressure but DMs are open!
Notes App but it’s for something good (my new cookbook!). i’m not expecting anything from this, but i figured if anyone wants to contribute to the book, you can get a shout-out/advanced copy when it’s ready 😁
DM me if you’re interested, but please don’t feel any pressure 💚
DM me if you’re interested, but please don’t feel any pressure 💚
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i’ve had way more people reach out than i ever expected, thank you guys so much 🥹 every penny is going right back into the book and cross-testing and photography and i’m just so excited i could ’splode.
if you’re interested and haven’t reached out yet, no pressure but DMs are open!
if you’re interested and haven’t reached out yet, no pressure but DMs are open!
top five teen movies of my generation, and i fear it’s a perfect list:
10 Things I Hate About You
Bring It On
Not Another Teen Movie
Clueless
Mean Girls
10 Things I Hate About You
Bring It On
Not Another Teen Movie
Clueless
Mean Girls
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
top five teen movies of my generation, and i fear it’s a perfect list:
10 Things I Hate About You
Bring It On
Not Another Teen Movie
Clueless
Mean Girls
10 Things I Hate About You
Bring It On
Not Another Teen Movie
Clueless
Mean Girls