just a lil’ guy
@justinalex.bsky.social
baking | horror | thirst
if you’re having a tough Monday, maybe try watching my puppy fight the blow dryer?
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
if you’re having a tough Monday, maybe try watching my puppy fight the blow dryer?
Notes App but it’s for something good (my new cookbook!). i’m not expecting anything from this, but i figured if anyone wants to contribute to the book, you can get a shout-out/advanced copy when it’s ready 😁
DM me if you’re interested, but please don’t feel any pressure 💚
DM me if you’re interested, but please don’t feel any pressure 💚
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Notes App but it’s for something good (my new cookbook!). i’m not expecting anything from this, but i figured if anyone wants to contribute to the book, you can get a shout-out/advanced copy when it’s ready 😁
DM me if you’re interested, but please don’t feel any pressure 💚
DM me if you’re interested, but please don’t feel any pressure 💚
haha terrible, that sucked. almost no personality aside from Ariana (who’s great but had better material in part one). everything is so flat and disjointed that the few moments i started to feel something felt ripped away. co-leads are innocent, but the material and direction…🤕
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
haha terrible, that sucked. almost no personality aside from Ariana (who’s great but had better material in part one). everything is so flat and disjointed that the few moments i started to feel something felt ripped away. co-leads are innocent, but the material and direction…🤕
anyone mind if i skinnyfish for a second?
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
anyone mind if i skinnyfish for a second?
cheers to another day of everyone being super nice to me or else 🥺💕
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
cheers to another day of everyone being super nice to me or else 🥺💕
The Strangers: a timeless classic, basically perfect
The Strangers: Prey at Night: a total surprise, enormously fun and effective
The Strangers - Chapter 1: one of the worst pieces of shit of all time, abysmal garbage
The Strangers - Chapter 2: somehow worse than Chapter 1 🙄
The Strangers: Prey at Night: a total surprise, enormously fun and effective
The Strangers - Chapter 1: one of the worst pieces of shit of all time, abysmal garbage
The Strangers - Chapter 2: somehow worse than Chapter 1 🙄
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The Strangers: a timeless classic, basically perfect
The Strangers: Prey at Night: a total surprise, enormously fun and effective
The Strangers - Chapter 1: one of the worst pieces of shit of all time, abysmal garbage
The Strangers - Chapter 2: somehow worse than Chapter 1 🙄
The Strangers: Prey at Night: a total surprise, enormously fun and effective
The Strangers - Chapter 1: one of the worst pieces of shit of all time, abysmal garbage
The Strangers - Chapter 2: somehow worse than Chapter 1 🙄
good morning justalilguy nation, say it back
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
good morning justalilguy nation, say it back
good morning babygirls xo 💋
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
good morning babygirls xo 💋
took an edible and started Joy Ride. now it’s a race against sleep to see if i make it to this formative scene
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
took an edible and started Joy Ride. now it’s a race against sleep to see if i make it to this formative scene
i really like my wfh outfit today
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
i really like my wfh outfit today
omg hey! they made a movie about YOU.
(very weird that they cast an evil antisemite piece of shit but cool i guess!)
(very weird that they cast an evil antisemite piece of shit but cool i guess!)
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
omg hey! they made a movie about YOU.
(very weird that they cast an evil antisemite piece of shit but cool i guess!)
(very weird that they cast an evil antisemite piece of shit but cool i guess!)
who wants to order me dinner, i’m sooooo hungry 😈
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
who wants to order me dinner, i’m sooooo hungry 😈
anyone mind a quick afternoon checkin or..?
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
anyone mind a quick afternoon checkin or..?
i’m currently having thee coziest Wednesday over here. tits are sitting, belly is bellying, coffee is iced, and value for the shareholders is maximized
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i’m currently having thee coziest Wednesday over here. tits are sitting, belly is bellying, coffee is iced, and value for the shareholders is maximized
i actually think it’s only better than Dominion
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i actually think it’s only better than Dominion
some so-called movies are just meandering collections of disjointed scenes, with actors sleepwalking across from their green screen colleagues while the illusion of “stakes” attempts to convince you to care. i’m unconvinced. filth, slop, anti-art, even anti-fun. it’s embarrassing.
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
some so-called movies are just meandering collections of disjointed scenes, with actors sleepwalking across from their green screen colleagues while the illusion of “stakes” attempts to convince you to care. i’m unconvinced. filth, slop, anti-art, even anti-fun. it’s embarrassing.
Predator, ranked:
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Predator, ranked:
this one’s slick and fun enough. Elle Fanning is stellar, no surprise there. but my god the Disneyfication of everything is very irritating — the predictable story beats, the effects, the worldbuilding. Star Wars and MCU and now Predator feel totally interchangeable and lose their unique
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
this one’s slick and fun enough. Elle Fanning is stellar, no surprise there. but my god the Disneyfication of everything is very irritating — the predictable story beats, the effects, the worldbuilding. Star Wars and MCU and now Predator feel totally interchangeable and lose their unique
banger, Yorgos + Stone is a generational pairing. complex, thoughtful, interesting stuff that just invites so much dissection. the corporate speak in this is so casually uncanny, fuck. what a picture!
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
banger, Yorgos + Stone is a generational pairing. complex, thoughtful, interesting stuff that just invites so much dissection. the corporate speak in this is so casually uncanny, fuck. what a picture!
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: Whoopi Goldberg should be the biggest movie star in the world. i know she was very successful, but somehow it’s just not enough. when young boys and girls want to become actors when they grow up, they should look at her work.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: Whoopi Goldberg should be the biggest movie star in the world. i know she was very successful, but somehow it’s just not enough. when young boys and girls want to become actors when they grow up, they should look at her work.
i am currently pet sitting and i’ve never felt so chosen 🥹
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
i am currently pet sitting and i’ve never felt so chosen 🥹
first-time watch and holy shit… i don’t think i’ve ever seen a movie that hates women this much lol. terrible! and worst of all it also has Chris Pratt in it! Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson are perfect angels though so i won’t hold it against them, i hope they both live forever.
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
first-time watch and holy shit… i don’t think i’ve ever seen a movie that hates women this much lol. terrible! and worst of all it also has Chris Pratt in it! Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson are perfect angels though so i won’t hold it against them, i hope they both live forever.