just a lil’ guy
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just a lil’ guy
@justinalex.bsky.social
· Nov 13
need somebody to choke me rn how’s everyone else’s Wednesday?
“huevos con weenie” is also what i have going on down there 🥁🥁
While I seek not to dissuade you, fried eggs and sliced frankfurter is a great breakfast option. Put it in a burrito and call it huevos con weenie :) Ike we do in South Texas
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“huevos con weenie” is also what i have going on down there 🥁🥁
it’s currently 8am. when do you think is the earliest i can have a hot dog 🥺
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
it’s currently 8am. when do you think is the earliest i can have a hot dog 🥺
i’ve had way more people reach out than i ever expected, thank you guys so much 🥹 every penny is going right back into the book and cross-testing and photography and i’m just so excited i could ’splode.
if you’re interested and haven’t reached out yet, no pressure but DMs are open!
if you’re interested and haven’t reached out yet, no pressure but DMs are open!
Notes App but it’s for something good (my new cookbook!). i’m not expecting anything from this, but i figured if anyone wants to contribute to the book, you can get a shout-out/advanced copy when it’s ready 😁
DM me if you’re interested, but please don’t feel any pressure 💚
DM me if you’re interested, but please don’t feel any pressure 💚
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i’ve had way more people reach out than i ever expected, thank you guys so much 🥹 every penny is going right back into the book and cross-testing and photography and i’m just so excited i could ’splode.
if you’re interested and haven’t reached out yet, no pressure but DMs are open!
if you’re interested and haven’t reached out yet, no pressure but DMs are open!
top five teen movies of my generation, and i fear it’s a perfect list:
10 Things I Hate About You
Bring It On
Not Another Teen Movie
Clueless
Mean Girls
10 Things I Hate About You
Bring It On
Not Another Teen Movie
Clueless
Mean Girls
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
top five teen movies of my generation, and i fear it’s a perfect list:
10 Things I Hate About You
Bring It On
Not Another Teen Movie
Clueless
Mean Girls
10 Things I Hate About You
Bring It On
Not Another Teen Movie
Clueless
Mean Girls
so far three people have electric boogaloo’d my book announcement i love gay people
Notes App but it’s for something good (my new cookbook!). i’m not expecting anything from this, but i figured if anyone wants to contribute to the book, you can get a shout-out/advanced copy when it’s ready 😁
DM me if you’re interested, but please don’t feel any pressure 💚
DM me if you’re interested, but please don’t feel any pressure 💚
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
so far three people have electric boogaloo’d my book announcement i love gay people
all movies would be better with a shark
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
all movies would be better with a shark
if you’re having a tough Monday, maybe try watching my puppy fight the blow dryer?
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
if you’re having a tough Monday, maybe try watching my puppy fight the blow dryer?
Notes App but it’s for something good (my new cookbook!). i’m not expecting anything from this, but i figured if anyone wants to contribute to the book, you can get a shout-out/advanced copy when it’s ready 😁
DM me if you’re interested, but please don’t feel any pressure 💚
DM me if you’re interested, but please don’t feel any pressure 💚
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Notes App but it’s for something good (my new cookbook!). i’m not expecting anything from this, but i figured if anyone wants to contribute to the book, you can get a shout-out/advanced copy when it’s ready 😁
DM me if you’re interested, but please don’t feel any pressure 💚
DM me if you’re interested, but please don’t feel any pressure 💚
my kitchen smells like carrot cake…
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
my kitchen smells like carrot cake…
haha terrible, that sucked. almost no personality aside from Ariana (who’s great but had better material in part one). everything is so flat and disjointed that the few moments i started to feel something felt ripped away. co-leads are innocent, but the material and direction…🤕
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
haha terrible, that sucked. almost no personality aside from Ariana (who’s great but had better material in part one). everything is so flat and disjointed that the few moments i started to feel something felt ripped away. co-leads are innocent, but the material and direction…🤕
i haaaate that woman on TikTok who judges everyone’s potluck foods. “death row!” meanwhile these are just people doing something nice for people they care about. it’s so mean-spirited and vile.
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
i haaaate that woman on TikTok who judges everyone’s potluck foods. “death row!” meanwhile these are just people doing something nice for people they care about. it’s so mean-spirited and vile.
woke up to a text from one of my besties that said: “Ugh why are all the hot men into poop …” you guys i am CRYING wym 😭😭😭😭
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
woke up to a text from one of my besties that said: “Ugh why are all the hot men into poop …” you guys i am CRYING wym 😭😭😭😭
currently doing the gayest thing a man can do (watching Arrival)
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
currently doing the gayest thing a man can do (watching Arrival)
i’m not a big fan of Zara Larsson’s music, but with all these cute videos of her fans singing and dancing on stage — they are all suuuuch girl’s girls. so sweet so lovely so generous, girlhood can be so magical 🥹
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
i’m not a big fan of Zara Larsson’s music, but with all these cute videos of her fans singing and dancing on stage — they are all suuuuch girl’s girls. so sweet so lovely so generous, girlhood can be so magical 🥹
i only got fat so i could make fat jokes. fat jokes have been my lifelong passion and i’m finally living my dream 🥹
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i only got fat so i could make fat jokes. fat jokes have been my lifelong passion and i’m finally living my dream 🥹
anyone mind if i skinnyfish for a second?
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
anyone mind if i skinnyfish for a second?
you know how you have good hog days when your peener looks gorge and big? i’m having the opposite of that today xo 💋
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
you know how you have good hog days when your peener looks gorge and big? i’m having the opposite of that today xo 💋
cheers to another day of everyone being super nice to me or else 🥺💕
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
cheers to another day of everyone being super nice to me or else 🥺💕
The Strangers: a timeless classic, basically perfect
The Strangers: Prey at Night: a total surprise, enormously fun and effective
The Strangers - Chapter 1: one of the worst pieces of shit of all time, abysmal garbage
The Strangers - Chapter 2: somehow worse than Chapter 1 🙄
The Strangers: Prey at Night: a total surprise, enormously fun and effective
The Strangers - Chapter 1: one of the worst pieces of shit of all time, abysmal garbage
The Strangers - Chapter 2: somehow worse than Chapter 1 🙄
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The Strangers: a timeless classic, basically perfect
The Strangers: Prey at Night: a total surprise, enormously fun and effective
The Strangers - Chapter 1: one of the worst pieces of shit of all time, abysmal garbage
The Strangers - Chapter 2: somehow worse than Chapter 1 🙄
The Strangers: Prey at Night: a total surprise, enormously fun and effective
The Strangers - Chapter 1: one of the worst pieces of shit of all time, abysmal garbage
The Strangers - Chapter 2: somehow worse than Chapter 1 🙄
“it was made for the fans” oh i’m sure lol
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“it was made for the fans” oh i’m sure lol
t if you have a Christmas tree up already, i’ll burn your house down
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
t if you have a Christmas tree up already, i’ll burn your house down
good morning justalilguy nation, say it back
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
good morning justalilguy nation, say it back
everyone’s bearposting these days 🐻
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
everyone’s bearposting these days 🐻