Ranch Devereaux
@thejacko.bsky.social
2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality.
SF
SF
Pinned
We need to get back to our roots and start sacrificing people to volcanoes again
Scrooge: please I beg of you, spirit, is this the vision of things that *could* be or *will* be? Tell me does Tiny Tim live??
Ghost of Christmas Future:
Ghost of Christmas Future:
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Scrooge: please I beg of you, spirit, is this the vision of things that *could* be or *will* be? Tell me does Tiny Tim live??
Ghost of Christmas Future:
Ghost of Christmas Future:
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::Me on my death bed::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Practical Magic is a perfect movie.
::dies::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Practical Magic is a perfect movie.
::dies::
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
::Me on my death bed::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Practical Magic is a perfect movie.
::dies::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Practical Magic is a perfect movie.
::dies::
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Quite literally my favorite holiday movie.
::Me on my death bed::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Last Holiday is a perfect movie.
::dies::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Last Holiday is a perfect movie.
::dies::
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Quite literally my favorite holiday movie.
::Me on my death bed::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Last Holiday is a perfect movie.
::dies::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Last Holiday is a perfect movie.
::dies::
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
::Me on my death bed::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Last Holiday is a perfect movie.
::dies::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Last Holiday is a perfect movie.
::dies::
Drink up you sick fuck
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Drink up you sick fuck
A pie-coastal Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
A pie-coastal Thanksgiving
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Gobble Gobble 🤤
Hope everyone has the breast Titsgiving 🦃 (if you celebrate)
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Gobble Gobble 🤤
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Her (undeserved) win for La La Land was more than enough. She didn’t need a second.
I can’t be the crazy uncle at Thanksgiving, but I can totally be the unhinged gay at Friendsgiving.
ALL GLEE CHRISTMAS COVERS ARE SUPERIOR TO THE ORIGINALS.
DOXY BEFORE A HOOKUP IS EFFECTIVE BUT ONLY IF YOU SNORT IT THROUGH A CRAZY STRAW.
EMMA STONE HAS TOO MANY OSCARS.
ALL GLEE CHRISTMAS COVERS ARE SUPERIOR TO THE ORIGINALS.
DOXY BEFORE A HOOKUP IS EFFECTIVE BUT ONLY IF YOU SNORT IT THROUGH A CRAZY STRAW.
EMMA STONE HAS TOO MANY OSCARS.
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Her (undeserved) win for La La Land was more than enough. She didn’t need a second.
*Christian from Clueless voice*
Aw, honey, you baked.
Aw, honey, you baked.
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
*Christian from Clueless voice*
Aw, honey, you baked.
Aw, honey, you baked.
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EMMA STONE IS A TREASURE BUT I AGREE SHE HAS TOO MANY OSCARS
I can’t be the crazy uncle at Thanksgiving, but I can totally be the unhinged gay at Friendsgiving.
ALL GLEE CHRISTMAS COVERS ARE SUPERIOR TO THE ORIGINALS.
DOXY BEFORE A HOOKUP IS EFFECTIVE BUT ONLY IF YOU SNORT IT THROUGH A CRAZY STRAW.
EMMA STONE HAS TOO MANY OSCARS.
ALL GLEE CHRISTMAS COVERS ARE SUPERIOR TO THE ORIGINALS.
DOXY BEFORE A HOOKUP IS EFFECTIVE BUT ONLY IF YOU SNORT IT THROUGH A CRAZY STRAW.
EMMA STONE HAS TOO MANY OSCARS.
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
EMMA STONE IS A TREASURE BUT I AGREE SHE HAS TOO MANY OSCARS
I can’t be the crazy uncle at Thanksgiving, but I can totally be the unhinged gay at Friendsgiving.
ALL GLEE CHRISTMAS COVERS ARE SUPERIOR TO THE ORIGINALS.
DOXY BEFORE A HOOKUP IS EFFECTIVE BUT ONLY IF YOU SNORT IT THROUGH A CRAZY STRAW.
EMMA STONE HAS TOO MANY OSCARS.
ALL GLEE CHRISTMAS COVERS ARE SUPERIOR TO THE ORIGINALS.
DOXY BEFORE A HOOKUP IS EFFECTIVE BUT ONLY IF YOU SNORT IT THROUGH A CRAZY STRAW.
EMMA STONE HAS TOO MANY OSCARS.
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I can’t be the crazy uncle at Thanksgiving, but I can totally be the unhinged gay at Friendsgiving.
ALL GLEE CHRISTMAS COVERS ARE SUPERIOR TO THE ORIGINALS.
DOXY BEFORE A HOOKUP IS EFFECTIVE BUT ONLY IF YOU SNORT IT THROUGH A CRAZY STRAW.
EMMA STONE HAS TOO MANY OSCARS.
ALL GLEE CHRISTMAS COVERS ARE SUPERIOR TO THE ORIGINALS.
DOXY BEFORE A HOOKUP IS EFFECTIVE BUT ONLY IF YOU SNORT IT THROUGH A CRAZY STRAW.
EMMA STONE HAS TOO MANY OSCARS.
Hope everyone has the breast Titsgiving 🦃 (if you celebrate)
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Hope everyone has the breast Titsgiving 🦃 (if you celebrate)
Loving the final Season of Stranger Things promo
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Loving the final Season of Stranger Things promo
Lol like his stage 3 syphilis demented ass is gonna be around long enough to see or remember this HOKAY TOOTS
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Lol like his stage 3 syphilis demented ass is gonna be around long enough to see or remember this HOKAY TOOTS
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Me to pretty much every guy on this app:
If I like any of your posts today, it means I wanna kiss
a close up of a frog wearing a wedding dress and veil
Alt: a close up of lady gremlin Greta wearing a wedding dress and veil ready to smooch
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Me to pretty much every guy on this app:
No meetings, no shirt 🙅♂️
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
No meetings, no shirt 🙅♂️
Normal person’s brain: stock market, budgets, meal planning, politics, climate change
My brain: what if we remade Dreamgirls and The Hunger Games, but swapped Effies and said nothing
My brain: what if we remade Dreamgirls and The Hunger Games, but swapped Effies and said nothing
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Normal person’s brain: stock market, budgets, meal planning, politics, climate change
My brain: what if we remade Dreamgirls and The Hunger Games, but swapped Effies and said nothing
My brain: what if we remade Dreamgirls and The Hunger Games, but swapped Effies and said nothing
If I like any of your posts today, it means I wanna kiss
a close up of a frog wearing a wedding dress and veil
Alt: a close up of lady gremlin Greta wearing a wedding dress and veil ready to smooch
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If I like any of your posts today, it means I wanna kiss
Coworker: can I be frank?
Me: sure, can I be Sally?
C: what?
M: nothing. nevermind.
Me: sure, can I be Sally?
C: what?
M: nothing. nevermind.
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Coworker: can I be frank?
Me: sure, can I be Sally?
C: what?
M: nothing. nevermind.
Me: sure, can I be Sally?
C: what?
M: nothing. nevermind.
I say this again and again, but our country is currently run by the dumbest fucking people - it’s just truly gobsmacking
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I say this again and again, but our country is currently run by the dumbest fucking people - it’s just truly gobsmacking
Monthly AMC A-List price: $28
Amount of movies I saw: $120
Amount of movies I saw: $120
a man wearing a fur coat and sunglasses is driving a car .
Alt: a man wearing a fur coat and sunglasses is driving a car ie joanne the scammer
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Monthly AMC A-List price: $28
Amount of movies I saw: $120
Amount of movies I saw: $120
I don’t know quite how to explain it, but I feel like if I were a father it would look a lot like how Linda Belcher is a mother
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I don’t know quite how to explain it, but I feel like if I were a father it would look a lot like how Linda Belcher is a mother
Oh. Okay. So I see today is the day EVERYONE is going to get on my last god damn nerve. Got it. Great.
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Oh. Okay. So I see today is the day EVERYONE is going to get on my last god damn nerve. Got it. Great.