II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨
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II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨
@stonearchabridged.bsky.social
A kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny but *not* funny looking guy that you *could* follow. 🏳️‍🌈

Your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad✨

|📍Minneapolis, MN | (he/him/himbo)| #NSFW🔞 |
| I post 🍆 & 🍑. IRL friends, you’ve been warned |
California and New York City just can’t be real—
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Add in the exhaustion that follows trying to hear and place sound AND responding in real time?? 😮‍💨 It’s so draining.
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Like, finally *someone* says it—
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I feel so seen, like????
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Especially folks who would otherwise be considered “my type.” Once the vibes are off, it takes a lot to get me interested again tbh
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Jamie, please—
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
😮‍💨 it looks heavy, king…🤤
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
🤤🤤🤤
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Absolutely!! 😘
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Such a babe✨ Enjoy your vacation!!
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Happy birthday, gorgeous✨
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
🫠
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
What’s the dress code, king??
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Can attest, they smell *so* damn good 🤤
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM