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It’s this. It’s always this. My energy going into 2025 will be this.
It’s this. It’s always this. My energy going into 2025 will be this.
The Hunt for Three Colours: Red October
The Fantastic 400 Blows
Picnic At Hanging School Of Rock
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The Hunt for Three Colours: Red October
The Fantastic 400 Blows
Picnic At Hanging School Of Rock
Do the Right Thing The Thing
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The Fantastic 400 Blows
I just sneezed on my glasses which, to be clear, I was wearing. How is this possible?
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I just sneezed on my glasses which, to be clear, I was wearing. How is this possible?
For some reason, when I search my photos for ‘ass’*, all my photos of pylons appear.
*i was looking for something specific
*i was looking for something specific
We navigated by The Hum. Transmission tower to transmission tower, compelled to walk below its prophetic song. The electric ley of the land manifesting in sound, steel and porcelain insulators. Writing itself as map tattooed on our bones. – Signal-catcher Rose, ex-Pylon Person #VOH
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
For some reason, when I search my photos for ‘ass’*, all my photos of pylons appear.
*i was looking for something specific
*i was looking for something specific
Insert a movie into another movie
I Know What You Did Last Year at Marienbad
Do the Right One In
Paris, Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I Know What You Did Last Year at Marienbad
Do the Right One In
Paris, Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Insert a movie into another movie
Master & Commander: The Far Side of the World is Not Enough
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Girl with the Black Pearl Earring
Tequila Sunset Boulevard
Godzilla Minus One From the Heart
The Shape of Waterworld
The Power of the Dog Day Afternoon
Master & Commander: The Far Side of the World is Not Enough
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Girl with the Black Pearl Earring
Tequila Sunset Boulevard
Godzilla Minus One From the Heart
The Shape of Waterworld
The Power of the Dog Day Afternoon
Insert a movie into another movie
Things to Do in Denver When You’re
Dead Poet’s Society
Things to Do in Denver When You’re
Dead Poet’s Society
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Insert a movie into another movie
I Know What You Did Last Year at Marienbad
Do the Right One In
Paris, Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I Know What You Did Last Year at Marienbad
Do the Right One In
Paris, Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Not the point at all, but
the Ritz’
rather than
The Ritz’s
is a bold and perhaps controversial construction.
the Ritz’
rather than
The Ritz’s
is a bold and perhaps controversial construction.
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Not the point at all, but
the Ritz’
rather than
The Ritz’s
is a bold and perhaps controversial construction.
the Ritz’
rather than
The Ritz’s
is a bold and perhaps controversial construction.
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I don’t know what Spotify unwrapped is, so here’s a picture of some damsons.
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I don’t know what Spotify unwrapped is, so here’s a picture of some damsons.
Team Dano, if I must.
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Team Dano, if I must.
Chicken rescue action on my street’s WhatsApp: These lads need to be rehoused from Hackney School of Food (where they are pets, not food) because ONE nearby resident complained about ONE of them crowing.
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Chicken rescue action on my street’s WhatsApp: These lads need to be rehoused from Hackney School of Food (where they are pets, not food) because ONE nearby resident complained about ONE of them crowing.
Just seen a van belonging to a drainage company called BlockBusters.
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Just seen a van belonging to a drainage company called BlockBusters.
Listen to Mrs vaughan
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Listen to Mrs vaughan
Harry Dean Stanton. I mean, come on.
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Harry Dean Stanton. I mean, come on.
Young Stephen McHattie in Kojak
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Young Stephen McHattie in Kojak
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Nope. I don't know why it felt important to spend 15 minutes of my life doing this today instead of my todo list.
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Nope. I don't know why it felt important to spend 15 minutes of my life doing this today instead of my todo list.
My phone’s playing up. It’s stopped recognising my face, and it keeps insisting it’s December the 1st, 2025.
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My phone’s playing up. It’s stopped recognising my face, and it keeps insisting it’s December the 1st, 2025.
Apparently it was EXACTLY six o’clock earlier. Can’t believe I missed it!
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Apparently it was EXACTLY six o’clock earlier. Can’t believe I missed it!
I should probably have some lunch.
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I should probably have some lunch.
Exchanging a cardigan
for
a slightly larger cardigan.
for
a slightly larger cardigan.
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Exchanging a cardigan
for
a slightly larger cardigan.
for
a slightly larger cardigan.
Happy birthday Scotland! Scotch pie and empire biscuit socks by Community Clothing x Auld Hag! Made in, er, Sussex. Also available from The Shoap in…Islington. Anyway.
Graphic Cotton Sock 2 Pack - Scotch Pie/Empire Bis
In collaboration with cult London purveyors of Scottish foodstuff Auld Hag these socks feature the traditional and much beloved scotch pie and empire biscuit. This pack contains two pairs of socks. K...
communityclothing.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Happy birthday Scotland! Scotch pie and empire biscuit socks by Community Clothing x Auld Hag! Made in, er, Sussex. Also available from The Shoap in…Islington. Anyway.
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Does anyone have experience of sending large parcels from UK to USA... A customer wants a quote for delivery of a cat sofa... What about these new tarrif charges? Other taxes?
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Does anyone have experience of sending large parcels from UK to USA... A customer wants a quote for delivery of a cat sofa... What about these new tarrif charges? Other taxes?
This behemoth had been lurking under a chair for about six weeks. Lou finally busted it open; the smell was wonderful, incredibly fresh and cool, like a drier, more subtle cucumber.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This behemoth had been lurking under a chair for about six weeks. Lou finally busted it open; the smell was wonderful, incredibly fresh and cool, like a drier, more subtle cucumber.
I am so tired. I’m typing this while sitting on the toilet and I’m in real danger of falling asleep here.
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I am so tired. I’m typing this while sitting on the toilet and I’m in real danger of falling asleep here.
I once saw a surprisingly good toned-down-for-broadcast version in which the stick-up guy interrupted by Robo shouts “Why me? Why me? Why me?”
Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I once saw a surprisingly good toned-down-for-broadcast version in which the stick-up guy interrupted by Robo shouts “Why me? Why me? Why me?”
I had chinchillas called Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I had chinchillas called Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
Five cars I’ve owned
1986 Citroën 2CV
1970 Volvo P1800E
1986 Citroën 2CV
1970 Volvo P1800E
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Five cars I’ve owned
1986 Citroën 2CV
1970 Volvo P1800E
1986 Citroën 2CV
1970 Volvo P1800E